Shit you've invented while stoned:

Magic9

Magic9

Plant Enthusiast
I invented a home healthcare robot companion for elderly people who live independently. It would talk and keep them company, play memory/exercise games, remind them to take meds and other forgotten stuff, would have a camera so family members can check in and talk/see them 24/7, it would call 911 and roll video if there was a fall or a code word, maybe some heat sensors to detect if the oven was on, a roomba so it can vacuum as it moves, maybe some type of connectivity to an entertainment system so it can play music/movies/tv with just voice commands. It's a pretty kick ass robot.
 
lwien

lwien

Well-Known Member
Magic9 said:
I invented a home healthcare robot companion for elderly people who live independently. It would talk and keep them company, play memory/exercise games, remind them to take meds and other forgotten stuff, would have a camera so family members can check in and talk/see them 24/7, it would call 911 and roll video if there was a fall or a code word, maybe some heat sensors to detect if the oven was on, a roomba so it can vacuum as it moves, maybe some type of connectivity to an entertainment system so it can play music/movies/tv with just voice commands. It's a pretty kick ass robot.
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I'll beta test it. :brow:
 
lwien

lwien

Well-Known Member
I lived in a house once that had an avocado tree in the back yard. Also had a persimmon tree that branched over the top of the house. At night, we could hear the raccoons scrambling around on the roof trying to get those persimmons.

Anyway, I also had a dog.......lab/golden mix.....Saba. About a month after we moved in I noticed that she was getting really fat and I couldn't figure it out 'cause we didn't change the amount of food that she was given and she was gettin' the same amount of exercise she always got.

It then dawned on me what was causing all of those half eaten avocados that were laying all over the grass. I thought it was the raccoons or birds but I never thought it was her. She blew up like a blimp.
 
DDave

DDave

Vape Wizard
Accessory Maker
lwien said:
I lived in a house once that had an avocado tree in the back yard. Also had a persimmon tree that branched over the top of the house.
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:rofl: @ Myself..... I read this as you had to give the tree "permission" to branch over the top of the house! I really need a "Bump if you need to get Vaked" Thread!

peterpiper said:
Back bras
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Am glad no one chimed in with the usual "Without pics.... doesn't exist." comment!!!!

As if this posting did include pics, I'd probably :puke:

:dog: (It's going to be one of those Friday's! I can already tell!)
 
KidFated.

KidFated.

Unknown Member
Emergency survival kits, survival hunting/fishing kits, winter survival kits. You'll never know what something will go wrong, and sometimes it's just safer to spend the night in the woods and collect yourself and find your way in the morning.

By the way, I LOVE pork rinds..
 
SD_haze

SD_haze

Well-Known Member
basement farmer said:
My latest: Guammous

50:50 guacamole to hummus, 50:50 New World to Old World.

Don't be hatin' without trying.
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This is in my fridge right now !!
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For me,
I commissioned this glow sword in the middle here - in so much that I got vaked and drew out the dimensions and engraving. Didn't do any of the engineering though.
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His_Highness

His_Highness

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king
Recently...I invented a stand for my phablet using a jewelry box and paper clips. A big step up for me since I usually use only one apparatus....duct tape. My next endeavor will be a Solo stem holder so I can store them with the bowl pointing up when hot.
 
randybishop

randybishop

Well-Known Member
wax said:
Yeah pork rinds are gross. Your just eating straight fat
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Actually pork rind is pig skin.

Pig skin is similar to human skin in terms of color, hair follicles, sweat glands, and subcutaneous fat. Pig skin can be grafted onto your body, and it will grow there. Pork rinds are skin snacks for aspiring Jeffrey Dehalmers.

 
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His_Highness

His_Highness

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king
randybishop said:
Actually pork rind is pig skin.
Pig skin is similar to human skin in terms of color, hair follicles, sweat glands, and subcutaneous fat. Pig skin can be grafted onto your body, and it will grow there. Pork rinds are skin snacks for aspiring Jeffrey Dehalmers.
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RandyB-Thanks for simultaneously debunking the old cannibal joke 'Taste like chicken' and eliminating any chance that I'll ever eat another pork rind.
 
grokit

grokit

well-worn member
EveryDayAmnesiac said:
The cake-less rum cake.

(Also, I think guac tastes best with minced sauerkraut and cilantro added.)
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I love cilantro, and would eat it like lettuce if I could :tup:

I disagree on the sauerkraut though, kimchee sounds better for guacamole but I think I'll stick with salsa and leave the fermented cabbage out of the avocado dip equation.

My invention also has to do with rum, I call it a "cuba libre float" :rockon:
For the uninitiated, the other two ingredients are coke and vanilla ice cream.
 
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