grokit
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It's from high times, but I found most of these to be pretty well thought out.
With the notable exception of the "gunky residue" (resin) legend,
these all seem to cross right over into our vaping world.
I thought the one about thc loss in water was pretty interesting.
Worthy of its own discussion thread?
You guys decide
With the notable exception of the "gunky residue" (resin) legend,
these all seem to cross right over into our vaping world.
I thought the one about thc loss in water was pretty interesting.
Worthy of its own discussion thread?
You guys decide

At HIGH TIMES headquarters, we hear just about everything.
But not all of it is true.
It’s time to set the record straight on a few things!

The Tale: A slice of fresh fruit will keep your stash fresh.
Myth or Fact: MYTH -- But it will promote fresh mold.
However: Use a pot leaf to maintain your bud’s moisture and flavor.
The Tale: It’s a good idea to pee on your plants.
Myth or Fact: MYTH -- Yuck! And you’d smoke it afterwards?
While urine does contain nitrogen, your plants will die from undiluted piss.
However: You might try the traditional method of watering your plants.
The Tale: Putting a dead fish at the bottom of your grow hole provides long-term nutrients.
Myth or Fact: FACT -- Rotting fish releases nitrogen and trace elements necessary for healthy roots.
Squanto actually taught the Pilgrims this concept.
However: The fish should decompose completely in your grow hole months before planting.
The Tale: Pouring soft drinks on your plants will flavor your buds.
Myth or Fact: MYTH -- Are you serious? That stuff is killing you, so imagine what it will do to your plants!
However: Molasses and certain sugar-based formulas can enhance natural flavors,
but Grape Nehi and Mexican “schwag” seeds will not create Purple Kush!
The Tale: Holding a hit in gets you higher.
Myth or Fact: MYTH -- Almost all of the THC is absorbed by your lungs in the first three seconds.
After that, the remaining cannabinoids and tars in the weed are all that’s left.
However: You might pass out from lack of oxygen and hit your head on the linoleum.
Then you’ll be stoned, but definitely not high!
The Tale: Music enhances the growth of your plants.
Myth or Fact: FACT -- Science has proven through experimentation that plants thrive on music.
However: Bagpipes and the accordion are lethal!
The Tale: A bong will get you higher.
Myth or Fact: MYTH -- A 2000 NORML/MAPS study found that “water pipes filter out more psychoactive
THC than they do other tars, thereby requiring users to smoke more to reach their desired effect.”
However: HIGH TIMES researchers are currently in their lab disproving this theory.
The Tale: Ice in your bong will cool your smoke, making it healthier for inhalation.
Myth or Fact: MYTH -- Smoke is smoke, no matter what temperature it is.
However: Ice is harmless. And so are flavored liquids, instead of water.
But stay away from smoothies.
The Tale: You can get high off the gunky residue in your pipe.
Myth or Fact: FACT (barely) -- You might catch a mild buzz, but you’re smoking concentrated tar.
And concentrated tar is not a dab!
However: When you’re facing dry times, drastic measures are sometimes required.
The Tale: The Founding Fathers got high.
Myth or Fact: MYTH -- They didn’t. But as learned agronomists,
they certainly were aware of the psychoactive properties of cannabis sativa.
However: The last three Presidents did get high -- often!
But not all of it is true.
It’s time to set the record straight on a few things!

The Tale: A slice of fresh fruit will keep your stash fresh.
Myth or Fact: MYTH -- But it will promote fresh mold.
However: Use a pot leaf to maintain your bud’s moisture and flavor.
The Tale: It’s a good idea to pee on your plants.
Myth or Fact: MYTH -- Yuck! And you’d smoke it afterwards?
While urine does contain nitrogen, your plants will die from undiluted piss.
However: You might try the traditional method of watering your plants.
The Tale: Putting a dead fish at the bottom of your grow hole provides long-term nutrients.
Myth or Fact: FACT -- Rotting fish releases nitrogen and trace elements necessary for healthy roots.
Squanto actually taught the Pilgrims this concept.
However: The fish should decompose completely in your grow hole months before planting.
The Tale: Pouring soft drinks on your plants will flavor your buds.
Myth or Fact: MYTH -- Are you serious? That stuff is killing you, so imagine what it will do to your plants!
However: Molasses and certain sugar-based formulas can enhance natural flavors,
but Grape Nehi and Mexican “schwag” seeds will not create Purple Kush!
The Tale: Holding a hit in gets you higher.
Myth or Fact: MYTH -- Almost all of the THC is absorbed by your lungs in the first three seconds.
After that, the remaining cannabinoids and tars in the weed are all that’s left.
However: You might pass out from lack of oxygen and hit your head on the linoleum.
Then you’ll be stoned, but definitely not high!
The Tale: Music enhances the growth of your plants.
Myth or Fact: FACT -- Science has proven through experimentation that plants thrive on music.
However: Bagpipes and the accordion are lethal!
The Tale: A bong will get you higher.
Myth or Fact: MYTH -- A 2000 NORML/MAPS study found that “water pipes filter out more psychoactive
THC than they do other tars, thereby requiring users to smoke more to reach their desired effect.”
However: HIGH TIMES researchers are currently in their lab disproving this theory.
The Tale: Ice in your bong will cool your smoke, making it healthier for inhalation.
Myth or Fact: MYTH -- Smoke is smoke, no matter what temperature it is.
However: Ice is harmless. And so are flavored liquids, instead of water.
But stay away from smoothies.
The Tale: You can get high off the gunky residue in your pipe.
Myth or Fact: FACT (barely) -- You might catch a mild buzz, but you’re smoking concentrated tar.
And concentrated tar is not a dab!
However: When you’re facing dry times, drastic measures are sometimes required.
The Tale: The Founding Fathers got high.
Myth or Fact: MYTH -- They didn’t. But as learned agronomists,
they certainly were aware of the psychoactive properties of cannabis sativa.
However: The last three Presidents did get high -- often!
