Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!
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Enchantre
Oil Painter
Somebody forget to flush?When is a sardine not a sardine?
lwien
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So, WTF happened to sardines?
When I was a kid, open a can of sardines, and you had this little line-up of what looked like bait. Skinny little fishes with their eyes missing (as I recall).
I just opened a can of "sardines", and there were three FISH bodies. No heads, but definitely a lot bigger than I was expecting! One was at least three inches around.
That sardine was probably infected with the same thing that this guy got, but this guy got his very own TV show.
Now there's a major WTF for ya, eh?
http://www.cnn.com/2013/08/19/health/tlc-man-132-pound-scrotum/index.html?iref=allsearch
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momofthegoons
vapor accessory addict
LOL!!! lwien.... you may have just outdone yourself.. 
lwien
Well-Known Member
That would suck .
Yup. Swimming would definitely be out of the question for this guy.
He had to be extra careful around squirrels.
damn tweek.. no wonder you live in canada.. i didnt know the US liked you like that..
Only in Canada, can a man ape roam the wilds in peace.
I though it was Spanish for anal sex.
dorkus_molorkus
Well-Known Member
it depends.
for example- which fucking Tweek are you?
Are you imposter tweak? or the hairy samsquanch tweek we know & love.
For for a bit I couldnt tell who was who.
Sometimes she does, but its normally during the rough stuff.
So I kinda expect it.
This guys problem is obvious. God gives this guy massive balls & what does he do??
He sits around the house and plays with em?? no wonder they got fucking bigger!!
Its gods way of saying '' hey, I gave you massive balls! now get out there and show the world whose boss!''
But no, pussy nut man has to sit around and play the game '' peanut cluster''
NO! NO,NO,NO,NO
When you have giant cajones, you gotta act like you got giant cajones!
Get out there & establish a drug cartel, do the marketing campaign for Obamacare,
get some guy outta Kenya & steal an election.
You know, big fucken balls type stuff.
Become all fucken gangstar and crush your enemies heads with your giant fucking nuts!
Put the fear of god into muthafuckers!
Then when you throw your noggin squished rivals back to the curb.
You can be all dark n shit and say cool things like.
'that mo-fo got a fuckin nut allergy fo sho!'
Motto of the story is, When God gives you giant nuts, are you gonna be the crackee or the cracker?
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Do I need to PM you a photo of my hairy ape man ass to prove who I am?
Enchantre
Oil Painter
Dear godz. It is NOT an adjective, it is a NOUN.
Today's new word.
There must be a term for Internet memes that are broken.
satyrday
Well-Known Member
I heard that guy on Stern. At first he passed up free surgery because it precluded him from getting a television deal or something! Strange what people learn to live with. Guess he finally got his deal.
Guess he was used to walking around with big balls, so why not wait for the paycheck?
Absolutely. I can usually get a fish and chip basket and a small coke for $2.99 with my Samsquanch discount card.