Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!

[momofthegoons]

dorkus just needs to stop having sleep overs if he wants to stop waking up to surprises...

Pretty quiet here last night... in fact.... all weekend. What's the deal folks?

Now... I started the weekend off with some exercise..

 

[Bob Loblaw]

friends birthday last night. drunken karaoke. wife designated driver.
i drank waaaay too much. she is resting so nice and peacefully. i am in a screaming hell of hangover...

 

[momofthegoons]

A little bit of agonizing reappraisal there for you Bob?

 

[mvapes]

Bob - my daughter is sitting next to me and is in love with your Avatar. She said you are too cute!









She's 4 you other fuckers - no dirty talk!

 

[Bob Loblaw]

lol, that's sweet
thank t-dub for the pic, it's from this german reggae song that kills me. can't remember why he had the pic, but when he saw me post the song he hit me up and offered it to me. been my avatar since. nice dude.

this one is for all my geek girls

 

[mvapes]

Awesome vid! Weird, but awesome.

 

[Bob Loblaw]

Awesome vid! Weird, but awesome.

it's the blinking eyes and frozen smile combo, stirrrs something in my brain

 

[mvapes]

Speaking of T-Dub, anyone seen him? He hasn't been around the last few days....

 

[Tweek]

Just thought I would quickly swing by to fling a little

 

[mvapes]

Let the shit hit the fan!

 

[Vicki]

 

[ShipDit]

 

[Nooky72]

When I used to smoke weed I often felt and looked like this....but not anymore thanks to my beloved extreme Q

 

[mvapes]

I knew a goat like that...I would tell the story but I know you fuckers would judge me

Well, it was cold, I was lonely, and I felt very vulnerable.....

That ^ is actually me in the pic. Ship drew it after decontaminating me in Tijuana after a fist fight with a whore donkey and her owner.

I'll never get my 20 bucks back!

 

[ShipDit]

Back in black I hit the sack
I been too long I'm glad to be back
Yes I am
Let loose from the noose
That's kept me hanging about
I keep looking at the sky cause it's gettin' me high
Forget the hearse cause I'll never die
I got nine lives cat's eyes
Using every one of them and runnin' wild
Cause I'm back
Yes I'm back well I'm back
Yes I'm back
Well I'm back back
Well I'm back in black
Yes I'm back in black
Back in the back of a Cadillac
Number one with a bullet I'm a power pack
Yes I am
In a bang with the gang
They gotta catch me if they want me to hang
Cause I'm back on the track and I'm beatin' the flack
Nobody's gonna get me on another rap
So look at me now I'm just makin' my play
Don't try to push your luck just get out of my way...

 

[Vicki]

Back in black I hit the sack
I been too long I'm glad to be back
Yes I am
Let loose from the noose
That's kept me hanging about
I keep looking at the sky cause it's gettin' me high
Forget the hearse cause I'll never die
I got nine lives cat's eyes
Using every one of them and runnin' wild
Cause I'm back
Yes I'm back well I'm back
Yes I'm back
Well I'm back back
Well I'm back in black
Yes I'm back in black
Back in the back of a Cadillac
Number one with a bullet I'm a power pack
Yes I am
In a bang with the gang
They gotta catch me if they want me to hang
Cause I'm back on the track and I'm beatin' the flack
Nobody's gonna get me on another rap
So look at me now I'm just makin' my play
Don't try to push your luck just get out of my way...

I always think of Supernatural when I hear AC/DC now. I really, really want this car!!

 

[mvapes]

Ahh, I was just talking to someone about AC/DC

 

[RUDE BOY]

Jammin' for us shipdit , For some reason i've been listening to AC/DC for the last few days .

 

[ShipDit]

I think that was me....?
On an unrelated post-party note...does anyone know how to get Absinthe puke out of a dead hooker?

 

[Stu]

I took this pic a couple of years ago. These guys always kick ass in concert.

At least something decent has come from Australia after all.

 

[Nooky72]

Ah, the old hairy gash armpit tattoo. A classic.

 

[dorkus_molorkus]

At least something decent has come from Australia after all.

Now Stu, this IS a trick question.

Am I the reflection or the exception of that statement?

now considering I have your real name, home address & an assortment of deadly creepy crawlies inhabiting my front yard that would survive the postal transit over. (sure they would be very cranky & extra hungry by then I suspect, but thats half the fun isnt it.?)

How does that sound hmmm?
Some nice surprise taipan to fuck you up?
If you were really suicidal, you could always drink that shit stuff that you kid yourself is beer.

Now be a good boy, go outside and give yourself an uppercut.

Much love,
the dorkster
doing hard time with the MIL ATM. (fuck man her feet stink Bad!!!!)

 

[Stu]

Now Stu, this IS a trick question.

Am I the reflection or the exception of that statement?

Dorkus, you're the exception to the reflection of course. Or was that reflection of the exception?

I'm too stoned to figure that out at the moment, but you know I still luv ya.

 

[mvapes]

Always wemember, never weave your wong in after use.

 

[Richy]

And don't forget to wash it thoroughly.