Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!

[Enchantre]

Today is Moving Day.

Okay, so we aren't actually MOVING today, but I will be putting stuff in boxes, throwing stuff out, and planning other stuff. We may even go to the apartment today - well, I need to, as I need to perform the cleansing/blessing ritual before we start moving in.

I'm already exhausted. OMG.

 

[Richy]

I need to perform the cleansing/blessing ritual before we start moving in.

Is that taking the first dump in the toilet?

Sorry...I guess I'm trying to make up for Dorkus not being around.

 

[Enchantre]

LOL!

Close, but...um, no.

I have a secret identity. No one else knows it, but I am also a witch. I perform rituals, do healings, cast circles, cleanse space, and perform weddings. I also do Reiki, and give attunements.

For the apartment, it's a bit of sage, some salt, water, a little chanting, and we're done.

 

[mvapes]

I like where your going with this Richy.

 

[Bob Loblaw]

miss ya tweek

 

[Richy]

I know that jokes of a fecal nature are normally a big hit on this thread so I couldn't help myself.

 

[Bob Loblaw]

 

[mvapes]

Alright guys, whats more important? Getting laid or dropping the the first deuce upon moving into a new place?

 

[Bob Loblaw]

i'd say first orgasm, with the wife or not...

 

[Richy]

I dunno, there's nothing quite like hearing that little plop sound. Then you know....

 

[Bob Loblaw]

relief is always nice...

 

[mvapes]

Hey look what I can do!

 

[Bob Loblaw]

all this talk of fucking and shitting

and to class it up a bit

 

[Enchantre]

Oh, I did forget to mention that part of the blessing of the new apartment would be the ritual sex on the balcony.

Taking a short break from packing/sorting to have a bit of breakfast. OMG we have so much SHIT!

 

[momofthegoons]

Those two vids are hilarious Bob...

 

[Dreamerr]

Dorky is fine he is busy...
Damn at least tweek could have said goodbye.
Mom you speak to everyone so I guess you are well loved
Congrats mvapes and keep up the good work.

Nobody cared when I disappeared so maybe I got to get a little more freaky or stop reading and liking posts while I am away

 

[momofthegoons]

Such nonsense.... everyone misses you when you aren't here Dreamrr....

And as to me being well loved.... I think it's more like everyone kisses my ass so they can get away with murder in this thread..

 

[Dreamerr]

I will never kiss your ass in that manner...now in other ways maybe
And for fucks sake you are here for fun and the very occasional mod stuff so no kissing ass for the wrong reasons.

 

[mvapes]

Just took my son to The Wolverine - meh!

 

[momofthegoons]

Shhhhhhh Dreamrr... Don't tell anyone.

And by the way, you left your fur cuffs at my place the other day.

Edit: Movie isn't all it's cracked up to be mvapes?

 

[mvapes]

Mom - those were my cuffs, I can't believe you lent them out!

 

[momofthegoons]

Shit..... You weren't supposed to find out..... Dammit!

 

[lwien]

Cuffs? Where?

I lost a pair of cuffs. NOW I know where they went. Give them back.............NOW !!!!

 

[mvapes]

L - their the same ones I got from you! Can you believe mom lent them out? Man, you put some mileage on those, they were still covered in clown make up when you them to me!

Fucking Satyrday!

 

[momofthegoons]

I cleaned them up before using them. You boys are so messy.

lwien, I gave you back yours a while ago didn't I. Sheesh.... you guys are going to make the other members think I get around.... you all know it's a "private handshake" kinda club.