Lol oh ok. It seemed like a pretty shitty done review to be honest. The funny part is that i follow Davinci on twitter and they posted the link to that review themselves.
davezzorrelthin.wordpress.com/2013/03/23/the-new-davinci-ascent-vaporizer/
A little review of the ascent i found. It says the ascent batteries take a long time to charge, and that they only last 4-5 sessions. Also it takes 1 and a half mins to reach desired temperature.
I guess there is also...