You try these?
http://www.ebay.com/itm/18MM-FEMALE-Domeless-Quartz-BANGER-with-down-stem-tube/121433535510?_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982&_trkparms=aid%3D777000%26algo%3DABA.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D25217%26meid%3D51cf7f289202417eae32947a7a50ac00%26pid%3D100009%26prg%3D10629%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D4%26...
Actually with hash you can just throw it on top of the screen. It'll vape down to a powder but shouldn't melt through the screen. I just did this myself a few days ago. Amazing flavor.
I'm going to let the thing about buying packs of fags slide :lol:... but $60 for 24 bottles Mexican piss water beer? Good lord! Those are on sale here for $12.