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it looks and feels like a raisin, but has the taste of a cranberry. Are mad scientists genetically mutating cranberries to resemble raisins? I read about genetically modified organisms and this may be one but I am not sure. Perhaps these are raisins that are injected with cranberry juice, I have...

another fantastic idea courtesy of me: a donut Blizzard! Donut gets all swirled up with ice cream. You eat it and life becomes much better

what is your donut of choice? Vote and make your favorite the most voted choice on FC!

He climbs up the Empire State building, nowhere to go and proceeds to get ripped up by machine gun bullets. Sweet strategy, bro.

But how can something create itself? Skynet, you so evil

Well, that is kind of the direction I was going but did not express it properly. Without getting into the events of the new film, why not off all the humans to begin with? If the terminator goes back in time it can essentially "create" skynet on its own. Sure, it may take a while but does any of...

Oh yeah. Don't want to off your creator. I guess I didn't think that one through :science:

These Skynet robots are doing it all wrong. Forget about Sarah Connors you can't kill that lady. Why not just go right to the source and send Terminators to wipe out the humans right at the source? I mean, maybe Adam and Eve is a bit rediculous but even off one Sarah Connors relatives from way...

Kids still use those shoe skates? I thought those went out of style. Fuck shoes anyway. Give me cowboy boots, even at the beach

a big fuck you to anyone who doesn't like snails. So damn chill, just hang on a rock and zone out. Snails and me are not so different

fuck black licorice

Fuck bills. Damn man ain't there anything left for a hard working homie?

Fuck fish anyways. Never liked how they smell

Fuck summer. There, I said it. No special romance, no beach, no fried clams. Fuck being busy

Fuck you thin ass toilet paper. The one time I get aggressive on a wipe and my finger blows on through and gets covered in poo. Just fuck you

Loving the magic flight micro grinder with the solo. Grinds it up so damn fine I feel like it increases the size of the clouds. More surface area to vape. Or something like that

this is sick. I saw a coworker slicing up an Apple and laying a piece of cheddar on top and munching it right down. Gag reflex kicked in and I had to turn away. Why these people have to mix these two very different foods?

when our economy is stimulated and checks are sent out, what unit shall you purchase?

i found my favorite day to vape with the solo: Monday. This might change tomorrow, we shall see

I found 2 more turds after work. I whipped them onto neighbors driveway with a shovel