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I'm only about halfway through, but it's surprisingly good. Also, it looks like I'm gonna need to do a Veep re-watch soon. One of the most GOAT'd comedies ever.

Cops in this country stood around playing on their phones for like half an hour while they listened to the sounds of toddlers getting torn apart by AR-15 fire. Cops being absurdly bad at their job is very believable, to me at least. I'm totally open to this all being a plot of some sort. I...

I don't think it makes your point that George Bush and Niki Haley tried to kill Trump at all actually. Also, a little tip. Because Elon Musk is a fucking moron, you now need to replace the "x" with "twitter" in URL's to get Twitter posts to properly embed. Like this: I mean this is just...

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One of my favorite quotes:

Kamala picking her VP: I almost feel bad for Republicans. Thinking they rolled a Natural 7 after their candidate survived an assassination attempt. Running against a corpse. Now they're gonna have to do politics. This is a problem because doing politics requires understanding normal...

The Age of Malarkey has Ended The Coconut Era has begun 🥥🌴

The first time in my entire life there won't be a Bush, Biden, or Clinton on the Presidential ballot:shrug:

These are now OVERDUE!👇

Hillary Clinton hearing "Madame President" over and over again at Kamala's inauguration

Kamala choosing her VP:

Trump got shot in the fucking head.... LAST WEEKEND!!!! Oh my fucking god I want to frame this: Why this is bad news for Republicans and their media allies:

THE MOST INSANE 8 DAYS IN AMERICAN HISTORY! LITERALLY ME RIGHT NOW👇

Reminds me of Carl Sagan perfectly predicting modern society, due to chronic cannabis consumption giving him the Gift of Prophesy:

My proposal to solve the housing crisis: