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Depends on if the burger is good. I always get one of each at my favorite slider place (Motz on Fort Street in Detroit. If you're ever in town, GO.) The cheeseburger is fantastic, but without cheese the meat & onions stand on their own quite well. No pickle or musturd though. How can people...

Remember... Obama is why the rest of the world laughs at the US!

Old girl told me she is really liking guys with thick beards lately. She wants to take me out for drinks for my b'day. Do I shave?

Huge Underwear Holds Unlimited Hummus H U M M U

I got my survey email. Wasn't expecting that! Too bad it's not 10% & free shipping... I'd be tempted. (Who am I kidding, a couple of $99 "Seconds" of the 2 new 'Bases & they would be in my cart now.)

I really want to see some video on the new Hydrabases.

New Hydrabases! Honey Octa

For a hot second, I thought his running mate's name was Weed.

So that was... Yeah. About what I expected. He wore pants. So did she. And... Why are these the best options? HOW???? edit: If elected, the first thing I would do is invite Tommy Chong over for a ceremony giving him a full pardon & apology. Then I take a vacation day & have a day that I...

Suck My Itsy Little Elephant T R U M P

Place Lube Under The Overhang B A C O N

Don't Offend Cantankerous Koalas, Because This Is The Five Letters Game And If You Post Words With Less Or More Than Five Letters It Throws Things Off And They Will Hide Under The Bed Until You Fall Asleep, Then Poop In Your Slippers. S L I P R

Honestly, Our Rectums Shit Everything! R E C T M

(In light of the missing word...) R E E K S Reindeer Eat Every Kangaroo, Sucka! S U C K A

I mentioned the College Football PC game I'm playing... In the playoff. Tie game. So vaped I forgot what point of the game it was. Incomplete pass. 3rd down & goal from the 1. Then it hit me... OH SHIT! 4th quarter with 1 second left! Time to kick the FG... WHEW!

I just recalled one of the best pranks I was ever a part of. There was a big story in the news about a city worker having been fired for playing solitaire. I had the idea & my coworker actually did it. We opened solitaire, made a screen shot, used MS Paint to erase the rest of the background...

You have the shipping address. :) $10 bet that the person it was being shipped to is being scammed too. I answered a job ad for a personal assistant where the position would have been working from home, reshipping orders while the boss was "overseas." Saw through it from a mile away. Then...

I work weekend evenings & take the subway home. For the weekends, I treat myself to using my Pax2 so I can enjoy the ride a bit more than usual. This weekend is particularly frustrating due to service disruptions. This morning I cleaned the Pax2 thoroughly, loaded it up... and then left it at...

I'm working on something I feel bad about, but... My mom is great. She made me the decent man I am today. (Nowhere near perfect, but I'm trustworthy & try to ask nobody for anything.) So mom should have had a much better life than she has had. She gives 100% to everything. Many people have...