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Honesty?:rofl: Based on the email I knew that it wasn't a wonderful day. Plus it was likely already assumed that I forgot her b'day, so why validate it?

What to do when you realize you're two days late on someone's b'day & never replied to their email complaining about something from that day? Send an email with the first line saying "Well, I guess that's a happy birthday to you?" Then "Just realized this had been sitting unsent in my draft...

Start a new job next week. One of the things I have had to do at the place I'm leaving is to reboot all the computers during my shift. Nobody noticed the guy about to walk out the door was sitting at each PC & as he did something saying "Format C:"

This would be a bad piece to have an 18mm joint on. If there wasn't a clearance problem I can guarantee your inverted EVO would tip it over & you'd be cussing.

I was a much more violent & quick tempered sort before I found weed. ;)

Was just thinking about the longest relationship I ever had (1.5 years.) We're friends now, and in a drunken moment she admitted that the entire first date she spent thinking about how to end the date ASAP & hope I never called. She changed her mind when I went for a kiss & she thought it had...

Before I'm allowed to get advisement, I'm now caught in a never ending online thing about relationships, preventing sexual assault, blah blah blah. I can see this stuff for a bunch of horny kids, but I'm in my mid 40's. I'm probably older than many professors. I have offspring older than many...

Yes, yes. A thousand times yes. I am in the same place. Trying to figure out all that needs to be done before... I don't know how I will fit school in with this life that already doesn't let me sleep. I am sick of looking at the past few years & knowing I have just wasted it though, and...

I get my sense of humor mostly from my mother. Proof? After my father had a massive heart attack & was in a coma the doctors did a brain scan which found no activity. My mother couldn't resist asking what change that was from before. (He had earned that, hence the divorce!)

I woke from a horrible dream that my mom died. It felt so good when I called her & just heard her voice.

Somebody Ate The Iguana's Vulva G R O S S

I just realized nobody ever congratulates young women on losing their virginity. Maybe it's like how nobody high fives the goaltender when a goal is scored.

Most of those I have met meet the criteria you have outlined. :D

She's also "getting" divorced. It was a weird week overall. Hadn't even looked at Tinder in weeks, but suddenly there's a match. Didn't remember liking her, but she didn't look bad at all. I didn't write to her. Why bother? Also got a text from a woman I hadn't heard from in a year...

I have to admit that a few years ago I had a nightmare that Michigan had hired their new coach, and it was someone you are very familiar with wearing a Blue sweater vest (shudder!)

I had forgotten about this thread. Been really depressed lately. Not suicidal or anything, but more in the WTF am I doing and how do I break this shitty cycle mode. Got put on overnights a while back. I did this shift years ago with no problem, but now I find I have so much trouble sleeping...

It was great seeing Harbaugh finally show his Peters. (Only game I saw this past weekend.) Full disclosure: My daughter goes to OSU. She hates the football team, as she says Saturdays tend to be just a bunch of drunks running around & acting like idiots when she has actual work to do.

Digging Our Navels, Nipples And F E E T S

Go Blue! ;)

@macbill Anxiety dreams suck! I worked for several years in radio as a board operator. I frequently have dreams where things happen like I need to get back to the studio to start a show, but there is no way I'll make it in time. Or I'll have a break coming up & the automation computer won't...