Recent content by starboy

Yep, but if you use a MFLB you're still young at AND THAT'S WHAT COUNTS, ding dang it. Sheeit.. I say kick em in the bunghole, bunch of braindead technopussies masturbating into their PornHub (which I've never even heard of, much less flogged my dolphin to) and stroking their Facebook 50...

"...some 10 year old girls passed me on the uphill..." Heehee! You are OLD, dood, like me. Welcome to Team Viagra. Oof, grunt, gimme a minute here, folks. Oh well, wtf. At least I still have my hair.

☮️ to u Abysmal, I'd like to buy you and this horny ol' world a Coke, and flavor it with terpenes. I'd even throw in a dopamine surge and a bucket of wings, yo. Yep, stonerism does inflict chronic bronchial inflammation, a Stoney Coughy Couch-locky thingy which used to be de riguer for...

Yo, let's stay on topic and allow for a bit of WIT and HUMOR as we stonedly traipse along life's merry Pathways, shall we? Since we humans love nothing more than fighting and fucking, and seem determined to screw ourselves into extinction, it was my facetious side note to call us Homo erectus...

Mucho gusto, gracias, etc. As a nominal and reluctant representative of my race (Homo erectus), I am strangely aroused to be greeted-- yea, feted-- even dare I say mildly celebrated?-- in suchlike manner as youse stoned hombres have extended into my Space. As Goofy would say, "Gee...

Howdy folks! As a stranger in Vapeland I must say that I am just tickled to death to be inhaling terpenated invisible Vapor rather than nanoparticles of formaldehyde and other diverse carcinogens of smoke. Happy shiny Joyjoys of sublimity puncture my orifices and glow like crazy monkeys of...