Recent content by Qbit

Fuck no, I'm just an old fucking member here. I don't contribute here on F-fucking-C much anymore, as modding the fucking subreddit is consuming enough. Though, fuck, I do try to lurk here a bit to keep up with the rumblings.

Sorry, I missed your first post, as you posted it after I started composing my second message.

I only just found it, and the difference with FC as opposed to Reddit is that threads can and often do stay active for years - this one is almost 2 years old. If you're going to personally attack me here, a completely different site, about stuff that happened on Reddit, then you should deal...

I'm actually /u/Bit_Chewy, the moderator of whom you speak. You might have at least linked to the thread in question. And you'll notice I wasn't acting in my capacity as a mod, but simply as a general member (my 'mod lights' aren't turned on as they are in, say, this post), so I wasn't being...

Two-year-old does the ice bucket challenge:

Hey FYI, there's an actual Meme Thread: http://fuckcombustion.com/threads/the-fc-meme-thread.4157/page-7

I asked a German girl for her number yesterday. It was 9999 9999. I mean, what are the odds?

A maid asks for a raise and the wife gets upset. She asks, "Now, Helen, why do you think you deserve a pay increase?" Helen: "There are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you." Wife: "Who said that?" Helen: "Your husband." Wife: "Oh." Helen: "The second reason is that I am...

So I was eating out my grandmother, and I tasted stale donkey cum, and I thought, "so that's how she died."

An imam walks into a bar, and says, "What the hell am I doing here?", and then leaves.

A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus. "You mean a martini?" the bartender asks. The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!"

Pavlov walks into a bar. A phone rings, and Pavlov says,"Damn, I forgot to feed the dog."