Left to die at an early age, I managed to survive by suckling the teats of wild boars. These were not boring boars; rather, they had their own TV show and were wildly popular in France. Later, I was raised by dwarf pigmies at a time when dwarf pigmies were considered passé. It was the best of times. It was the worst of times. Later on, it was just OK times.

Ever since my adoption by first-wave Haight-Ashbury hippies, I've found solace in cannabis. Doesn't hurt that it's legal now.
Jan 3, 1953 (Age: 69)
The State of Apprehension
My Vapes and Accessories
Too medicated to notate.
Angry Old Man




Tafée Bowles; TinyMights; Yocan UNI & UNI PRO; Healthy Rips Fierce; Ed's TnT Wood Log; Fury 2; Vaporesso Vecco & Drizzle; Mini NugSmasher; Argo; Hive 2.0; Flick; Dyna Vapcap M; Solo II; Hive; Yocan Explore; Yocan Exgo W4 w/Nero Tech; PAX 3; Auber RDK 300 & Liger Banger 2.0; Yocan Torch; iStick Pico; Yocan Cerum; Yocan Evolve Plus; Aspire K-1; Arizer Air; Mighty; Herbie; Cloud EVOs; Solos; E-nanos; assorted retired paraphernalia


  1. 150


    Now I'm going to merge all of your posts into one.
  2. 125


    You've posted 10,000 messages and received 5,000 likes. You are an incredible vaporist.
  3. 50


    5,000 messages posted. You must like it here, or something.
  4. 200


    Slow down with the likes, you're breaking the trophy system.
  5. 200


    Time for me to go back and unlike all of your posts.
  6. 25


    You've posted 2,500 messages here. That's a lot of words.
  7. 200


    Ten thousand likes. That's pretty good, I guess.
  8. 200


    Somehow you've received 5000 likes. Did you create dupe accounts to like your own posts?
  9. 70


    You've made 1,000 posts, yet you have 2000+ likes. How did you do it?
  10. 20


    1,000 messages? Impressive!
  11. 60

    Sixth Anniversary

    Six years ago you joined this site. It seems like only yesterday.
  12. 100

    Like, Totally!

    Somehow you've accrued 2,000 likes. Impressive.
  13. 50

    The Crowd Goes Wild!

    You've received 1,000 likes! Amazing!
  14. 30

    I LOVE IT!

    Content you have posted has attracted 500 positive reactions.
  15. 20

    Can't Get Enough of Your Stuff

    Your content has been positively reacted to 250 times.
  16. 50

    Fifth Anniversary

    You're a true FC "OG". 50 trophy points for you!
  17. 15

    Seriously Likeable!

    Content you have posted has attracted a positive reaction score of 100.
  18. 10

    Birthday Bonus

    It's your birthday! Unless you put in a fake birthday when you registered. In any case, have some trophy points.
  19. 10

    I Like It a Lot

    Your messages have been positively reacted to 25 times.
  20. 40

    Fourth Anniversary

    You've been a member for 4 years, congratulations!
  21. 30

    Third Anniversary

    You've been a member for 3 years, congratulations!
  22. 20

    Second Anniversary

    You've been a member for 2 years, congratulations!
  23. 10

    First Anniversay

    You've been registered for 1 year, congratulations!
  24. 2

    Somebody Likes You

    Somebody out there reacted positively to one of your messages. Keep posting like that for more!
  25. 10

    Can't Stop!

    You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
  26. 5

    Keeps Coming Back

    30 messages posted. You must like it here!
  27. 1

    First Message

    Post a message somewhere on the site to receive this.
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