Vaporbrothers Mini Hydrator Caption Contest

[Stu]

Wanna see my "speak no evil" now?

 

[1_gr8_underdog]

When you said " got 5 fresh off the vine for you." This isn't what I expected!

 

[placetime]

I can barely keep my head on after that last hit!

 

[Tweak]

"My how time flies when you vaporize"

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"Chum is Fum"

Or

"Fum is Chum"

- Patrick Starfish
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[Deadshort480]

Spider Bill: Holy shit!! Tom, there is a fucking skeleton bogarting the vape!

Spider Tom: That's a ceramic Halloween decoration, Bill. Enough with the Salvia.

 

[Tweek]

"How long should I hold my hit in?.....FOREVER"

 

[Meghan]

Nothing says autumn like a little pumpkin high.

 

[Reveen]

"Stoned out of my gourd"



"Brain cells = squashed"

 

[Seren]

Double, double
Vape and bubble....

Oh feck off Incy, you always have to high-Jack the moment don't you!!

 

[Tweak]

"Vapor Brothers..........

Toasting pumpkin seeds since 1999"

I had few other typed out about baked pumpkin seeds before I deleted them and this one hit me. Props to VB for being one of the first safe Vaporizers on the market.

 

[(We'll call him B)]

"Vapor Brothers: Bad to the Bone"

 

[Tweek]

Pumpkins...check
Spider...check
Vapor bros vaporizer and hydrater...check
Water....Awww shit.

 

[Live-N-Learn]

Mine is an ode to the good ol pinocchio. Enjoy

 

[Tweek]

Mine is an ode to the good ol pinocchio. Enjoy

What it should read is "I wish I was a real stoner"

"I'm whats known in these parts as 'A Boner' '"

Q: What do you call a dead stoner?
A: A boner

 

[Live-N-Learn]

or Bad to the Bones

 

[Tweek]

or Bad to the Bones

Too bad it's already taken

"Too bad to the bones"

 

[Live-N-Learn]

LOL niceee

 

[Tweak]

Q: What do you call a dead stoner?
A: A boner

"Vapor Brothers EZ change whip and Hydrator.........

So easy even a boner can do it."


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Vaporizing


You're never too old to say "Fuck Combustion"

 

[placetime]

Here I sit, vape a-warmin'.
I hope the bud lasts til mornin'.

Squash for brains and cold bare feet,
Glad my VB has lots of heat!

Cloudy night with treats galore.
Ready the whip and Hy-dra-tor!

Here I sit, vape a-warmin'.
I hope the bud lasts til mornin'.

 

[(We'll call him B)]

"Is that a huge piece of petrified wood?"

 

[Tweek]

Tickle my bone for a toot off my hydrator.

 

[EveryDayAmnesiac]

I'm so horny I could fuck a pumpkin.

 

[Tweek]

"Alas Poor Yorick"
"Alas Poor Yorick, we stoned him well."

 

[Dogman]

Maaaan ... I should have bought the top shelf, this batch is full of pumpkin seeds.

 

[(We'll call him B)]

"R.I.P - Rest In Pumpkins"

"GMO pumpkins killed him, Vapor Warehouse thrilled him."