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Get Lifted.
inspiration strikes over lunch
da vinci ascent
release is soon imminent
breath naked vapor
delicious ascent
when it's here i'll disappear
be back in three weeks
da vinci ascent
release is soon imminent
breath naked vapor
delicious ascent
when it's here i'll disappear
be back in three weeks
VapingDitto
420 Gamer
Artwork done by me
Pickz
Vapes on vapes on vapes!
Haven't slept in weeks
The Ascent is soon to come
I must be patient
I'm not an iPhone
Not only am I smaller
But I do much more
Sleek, small, and tasteful
The Ascent includes it all
Enjoy your vapor.
Da Vinci's best work
Isn't the Mona Lisa
It is the Ascent
What is this I see?
A Da Vinci miracle.
Herbs turned to vapor!
The Ascent is soon to come
I must be patient
I'm not an iPhone
Not only am I smaller
But I do much more
Sleek, small, and tasteful
The Ascent includes it all
Enjoy your vapor.
Da Vinci's best work
Isn't the Mona Lisa
It is the Ascent
What is this I see?
A Da Vinci miracle.
Herbs turned to vapor!
green2brown
Well-Known Member
Electric shaver -
He's sucking on it. What the?
"Ascend to the clouds!"
He's sucking on it. What the?
"Ascend to the clouds!"
green2brown
Well-Known Member
I once had a Pax.
My bowl cooked without a hit.
There must be better.
I bought a WISPR.
It broke immediately.
Let's keep up my search.
Preorder a Cera,
Count the weeks passing on by.
Get my money back.
Now where to look next?
Atop the portable throne!
The on-the-go king!
With a glass air path
Made for herb and concentrate,
Ascent reigns supreme.
My bowl cooked without a hit.
There must be better.
I bought a WISPR.
It broke immediately.
Let's keep up my search.
Preorder a Cera,
Count the weeks passing on by.
Get my money back.
Now where to look next?
Atop the portable throne!
The on-the-go king!
With a glass air path
Made for herb and concentrate,
Ascent reigns supreme.
green2brown
Well-Known Member
Jah said, "Smoke the herb."
Lung said, "Yes, of course I will."
And Lung smoked the herb.
Jah said, "Keep smoking."
Lung coughed and said, "I obey."
And Lung smoked the herb.
Jah said, "Smoke, son, smoke."
Lung coughed itself up and said,
"You are kidding, right?"
Jah looked down in thought,
"You need the herb, Lung, but how?"
He pondered aloud.
"No smoke, but vapor.
Glass to savor the flavor.
Lung, what do you think?"
Lung took just one hit
And then soared to the clouds as
Jah said, "The Ascent."
Lung said, "Yes, of course I will."
And Lung smoked the herb.
Jah said, "Keep smoking."
Lung coughed and said, "I obey."
And Lung smoked the herb.
Jah said, "Smoke, son, smoke."
Lung coughed itself up and said,
"You are kidding, right?"
Jah looked down in thought,
"You need the herb, Lung, but how?"
He pondered aloud.
"No smoke, but vapor.
Glass to savor the flavor.
Lung, what do you think?"
Lung took just one hit
And then soared to the clouds as
Jah said, "The Ascent."
1_gr8_underdog
Trapped in the Astral Planes Back from the dead
I dont impress easy
but the ascent makes me smile
the future is here
Careful must I be
words I choose may win or lose
the Ascent I need
complex as it is
user friendly it will be
thanks to Davinci
this much I know true
Ascent is top on my list
others need not apply
but the ascent makes me smile
the future is here
Careful must I be
words I choose may win or lose
the Ascent I need
complex as it is
user friendly it will be
thanks to Davinci
this much I know true
Ascent is top on my list
others need not apply
Adobewan
Well-Known Member
Winner of the GonG
Not a Japanese poet
Still fun to smoke hams!
The needs of the many
Technological blessing
Live long and prosper
My pocket, it's home
Nature and science commune
The future is here
A tool for God's Gift
Forged of stainless, glass and dreams
Always near my reach
A tool of relief
Natural Technology
Kudos to DaVinci`
An industry quakes.
Holds it's breath till the dawning.
Lo, There! The Ascent!
Not a Japanese poet
Still fun to smoke hams!
The needs of the many
Technological blessing
Live long and prosper
My pocket, it's home
Nature and science commune
The future is here
A tool for God's Gift
Forged of stainless, glass and dreams
Always near my reach
A tool of relief
Natural Technology
Kudos to DaVinci`
An industry quakes.
Holds it's breath till the dawning.
Lo, There! The Ascent!
HSIHP
Well-Known Member
A time well spent, but
For now, on it's own, it dies
Alas, The true Ascent
Do you hear the calls
of the one true vape, of course!
Ascent ye ding-bat!
In the travels of
a land less suited for us
look up to Ascent!
And give us a shout,
Ascent contest be warned now
the victor is I!
For now, on it's own, it dies
Alas, The true Ascent
Do you hear the calls
of the one true vape, of course!
Ascent ye ding-bat!
In the travels of
a land less suited for us
look up to Ascent!
And give us a shout,
Ascent contest be warned now
the victor is I!
Anonymouse
Sith I care
Is it a cell phone?
Or an electric razor?
No, it's Superman!
Or an electric razor?
No, it's Superman!
t-dub
Vapor Sloth
Anonymouse
Sith I care
Looks like a cell phone,
but will a mere mobile phone
let you talk to God?
but will a mere mobile phone
let you talk to God?
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