Work can suck. It is not always a dream job of fun and games and easy money. Which is why. It is super joyful when I hear how for once the little guy gets away with a act of fun behind the bosses back or against their wishes. I'm interested in truth. No made up stories. Here I will go first, I purposefully dated someone who worked under me just so that I could have an accessory to cover me and who I can cover with skipping one of our shifts when we worked together and when the boss was not their and no other co workers. Also so that I could have sex in the freezer where we kept the customers foods. Heck I even had sex on top of the boxes of food. Of course at this other place that I worked at one of the other chefs pissed me off. He was new guy. And he acted like he was the boss of me someone who had seniority over him. So after he bragged about how he has the worlds best soups. I went into the walk in and pissed in his soup. After he ate some of his soup he gave me a foul look. But knew what happened. He knew he could not do anything about it so he just let it go. I then got my first job as a bartender. It was awesome. I got to work in a place where most of the time I was alone, and I did not have a camera, or co workers or cameras, and the cash register was just a simple button for vodka or rum or whatever by the shot. And usually not many customers. And no customers was good. I could change the cable tv to cartoons like south park, and be alone, and drink free. Nothing like getting paid by the hour to sit, drink, watch, and be alone. Later I worked at the Tulalip Tribes then was fired, and then won unemployment because they were caught lying to the judge during the thing. Same exact thing. After Tulalip I then got two more jobs, and after getting fired, I fought for the unemployment and the former employers where proven liars. One of the idiots. Actually told the unemployment that I was fired from not meeting work standards. But on the check in the memo field that I had a copy of it said that I was laid off. Talk about caught.