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What Should I Do With My Ugly Monkey Thing?

Discussion in 'The Vapor Lounge' started by EveryDayAmnesiac, Jan 17, 2014.

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What should I do with my ugly monkey cup?

  1. Throw it away

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  2. Use as a travel chamber pot

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  3. Throwaway ABV-tray

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  4. Hold an FC contest for it

    43.5%
  5. Videotape the smashing of it

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  6. Send it to you

    13.0%
  7. Water plants with it, dingus

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  8. Spank it

    8.7%
  9. Explosives?

    8.7%
  1. EveryDayAmnesiac

    EveryDayAmnesiac Bad news from the stars.

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    Will you please tell me because I'd like to know!

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  2. momofthegoons

    momofthegoons vapor accessory addict Staff Member

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    I think it's cool in a funky kind of way. :) While all the above ideas are great, except for smashing it, I think that using it for ABV would be the one I would pick.
     
  3. DDave

    DDave Vape Wizard

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    There's a gent on FC who was really versed in modding an Arizer EQ... If he were to gut the EQ and install the innards in this cup, that would be one bad ass looking EQ!!!
     
  4. EveryDayAmnesiac

    EveryDayAmnesiac Bad news from the stars.

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    Turn it into a vaporizer? Damn. That's going to be a tough idea to beat on THIS forum! :lol:

    Awesome idea.
     
  5. DDave

    DDave Vape Wizard

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    Thanks! :rockon:

    Another thought! Stealth use of a Solo, tucked nicely inside, during an outdoor BBQ! :party:
     
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  6. 2 Paces

    2 Paces Well-Known Member

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    You should spank it.

    This is always the correct answer for what to do with your ugly monkey thing. :haw:
     
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  7. EveryDayAmnesiac

    EveryDayAmnesiac Bad news from the stars.

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    :rofl:
     
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  8. djonkoman

    djonkoman Well-Known Member

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    since my plants never seem to get enough water, I vote for watering plants
     
  9. Caligula

    Caligula Maximus

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    Do you have explosives?
     
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  10. EveryDayAmnesiac

    EveryDayAmnesiac Bad news from the stars.

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    Just my temper and my morning shits.
     
  11. DDave

    DDave Vape Wizard

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    I think that's one of the hidden choices in the options above that only becomes visible after your 4th Solo session of the evening! ;)
     
  12. Stu

    Stu Maconheiro Staff Member

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    Clearly the best 2 options by far, but not on the list? What's up with that? :shrug:

    :peace:
     
  13. EveryDayAmnesiac

    EveryDayAmnesiac Bad news from the stars.

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    If only I knew someone who could MODify that list...
     
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  14. t-dub

    t-dub Vapor Sloth

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    Touch it baby . . . :lmao:

     
  15. Stu

    Stu Maconheiro Staff Member

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    Damn... I didn't even know I could do that. :doh:

    Done and done.

    :peace:
     
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  16. Caligula

    Caligula Maximus

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    They dont sell fireworks in your state? A few M80s should do it.
     
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  17. EveryDayAmnesiac

    EveryDayAmnesiac Bad news from the stars.

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    I DO like the idea of the possibility of blowing my thumbs off in the process...

    Chicks like dangerous guys, right?
     
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  18. Caligula

    Caligula Maximus

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    They also dig scars.


    But I already voted! :(
     
  19. syrupy

    syrupy fumed

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    Be careful, that mug looks like it could release a curse or two upon its destruction.

    I vote you take it on vacations, like the travel gnome.

    Edit: Looks like the chamber pot is the nearest idea.
     
    Last edited: Jan 18, 2014
  20. SuperVixen

    SuperVixen I bite

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    Thumbs are important. Trust me on this!

    I would plant a [edit: Xanthorrhoea] (plant) in it and make it look like a monkey with funky hair.


    I wouldn't destroy him in any way, that's bad joojoo as my OH would say :D

    Besides he has an awesome look on his face - like he knows some funny shit but he ain't telling your ass about it :lmao:

    Edit: sorry put the botanical name of it :doh:

    SV
     
    Last edited: Jan 19, 2014
  21. Caligula

    Caligula Maximus

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    I think the elaboration was a good idea.
     
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  22. RUDE BOY

    RUDE BOY Space is the Place

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    I once heard chicks like guys with fingers.

    And Damn you know went to the supermarket yesterday and there was a fucking fireworks stand so we can all follow that time honored tradition of "the rockets red glare" on MLK day.

    :rockon:
     
  23. EveryDayAmnesiac

    EveryDayAmnesiac Bad news from the stars.

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    I wonder if they REALLY like guys with extra fingers?

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    He'd be a hell of a piano player.
     
  24. Breathemetal

    Breathemetal Well-Known Member

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    I'll buy it and love it forever
     
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  25. EveryDayAmnesiac

    EveryDayAmnesiac Bad news from the stars.

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    But what ELSE are you going to do with it? :suspicious:
     

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