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Welcome to the DDave LSV (SSV/DBV) Mod Contest

Discussion in 'Past Contests' started by DDave, Dec 20, 2015.

  1. DDave

    DDave Vape Wizard Accessory Maker

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    Hey FC!

    Welcome to the DDave LSV Mod Contest:tup:

    This is a Level 1 contest with restrictions applied.

    The rules are as follows:

    OVERALL RULES FOR THE CONTEST
    1. You may participate in this contest if you've previously posted in either the LSV, SSV, DBV, or one of the associated Mod threads, prior to the starting date of this contest.
    2. Shipping Costs: I pay shipping costs. International, I pay shipping costs. Interplanetary, yeah, we'll discuss!!! :o
    3. In the case of a tie, the winners will each pick a number between 1 and 100 and a random number generator will be used to select a number. The member with the closest number to the random number wins.
    4. Keep it fair. The rules are subject to change at any time.
    CONTEST 2 RULES
    1. Post a rap. It can literally be about anything. I just want to have a good time reading your entry!
    2. UNLIMITED ENTRIES
    3. The post that makes the wifey want me to rap will be the winner.
    4. You can "like" the posts, but Mrs. DDave will be deciding who is the winner for this contest.
    5. The contest is open until 7 days after initial posting and a winner will be chosen that night. Best effort, will post winners the following day.

    Without further adieu, MAKE ME RAP! :rockon:

    (Oh yeah, prizes!)

    1st Place - Choice of LSV, SSV/DBV Kits w/Water Tool Adapter
    2nd Place -Choice of LSV, SSV/DBV Kits w/Water Tool Adapter
    (Water tool choice of 14mm or 18mm sizes).

    Other Places: Should two raps be merged into one Mega-Rap, mystery prizes may be awarded. :razz:

    Vape On and let the Rapping begin!
    DDave

    PS. Why is Mrs. DDave always the Judge of these contests? Click below to find out....

    I fear she will become the other two..... Jury and Executioner!!!!!
     
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  2. Hashtag46&2

    Hashtag46&2 Trichome Technician

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    You've exceeded the expectations of a Vapor Wizard.....

    You are now, and henceforth be known as The Lord of Vapor.

    Your mind never rests, on da Vaping quest, strivin' for the best , methodical maneuvers, chasin' mods like Eliot Ness.
    Grabbin' flames from the abyss, so dark, most would miss, crankin' out dope mods to embrace the bliss.
    Phosphorescent brilliance glowing in the dark , invisible to most , The Vapor Wizard creates a spark.

    Moddin'' Vapes that enhance our medicine, keep strivin for the best, more Patents than Edison, or AG Bell when he made the first call , the Davinci of Vapor, blueprints and all.

    The Lord of Vapor, Savin' dat paper , so many mods, He could be a moderator , Love for the labor, the pursuit of something greater, , He's the Vapor Savior, sharper than a razor. Vape for life, a modern day crusader.
     
    Last edited: Dec 24, 2015
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  3. srama21

    srama21 Monotonous Botanist

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    Rama on the mic, taking flight when I vape straight
    Trauma for the night, outta sight since the eighth grade
    Vapor main stay, raps sought after like cherchez
    Ain't fair play, leave you scared straight on may 8th
    Get baked, no vaked, no mind & body aches
    supreme template, eat pasta al-dente
    Friends say Rama bring the drama, all day all night
    Vape efficiently like DDave save way see light
    Vape life all day, combustion is trife
    Special shoutout to the judge - DDave's wife!


    Vape life's Rudy
    Cant stand it? Shoot me
    Been years since I hit a doobie
    Prior to vaping my style was uncouth
    The truth, maintain youth, salute
    My LSV mistaken for a didgeridoo
    Can't make a manhattan without the Vermouth
    Call me The Dude tungsten filament lights the fuse
    Don't ascribe to any of this - its a ruse
     
    Last edited: Dec 27, 2015
  4. srama21

    srama21 Monotonous Botanist

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    Lord of Vapor, simple and direct
    Occam's Razor
    Hoping to improve my vapor's flavor
    My first batch of BHO was made with a turkey baster
    Store my flowers in a desiccator
    microphone regulator, power like a generator
    Going in, penetrator, CEOs owe me favors
    Ya grandma invites me over - dinner dater
    LSV hits harder than buster douglas
    walking light like i'm on crutches
     
    Last edited: Dec 27, 2015
  5. DDave

    DDave Vape Wizard Accessory Maker

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    Well here we are, just past 7 days almost to the minute.

    Anyone want to guess who the winners are? If you took longer to figure it out than it took to read the last sentence, then :rolleyes: es tiepmo para El T-breako!

    Anywho, Congrads @Hashtag46&2 & @srama21 !!!

    Oh man! The wifey was not needed to judge this one! She's gonna be pissed! :ko:

    [​IMG]

    Winners, PM me your shipping info and we'll get your kits shipped out ASAP! Including a few surprises for your red eyezes!!!

    Thanks and Vape On! :rockon:
     
  6. srama21

    srama21 Monotonous Botanist

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    Any chance we could get a rap from the man himself @DDave ?

    *crowd goes wild*
     
    Last edited: Dec 28, 2015
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  7. Stu

    Stu Maconheiro Staff Member

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    I tried to make that a requirement of the contest.

    :peace:
     
  8. srama21

    srama21 Monotonous Botanist

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    @Stu - less talking, more rapping. :brow:
     
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  9. Slow Draw McGraw

    Slow Draw McGraw Sticky Brick Labs Company Rep

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    Dude, I missed the contest?
    Well alas, no stress,my DDave mod kit arrived with no Hes- itation as I use it, immediate-ly, remember not recreation, its medical-ly. I think I'll take a medical leave- float like a butter fly sting like a bee, the last hit knock me out like Muhammed Ali.
     
  10. Stu

    Stu Maconheiro Staff Member

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    Here's his last rap effort:
    Click to play YouTube Video


    :peace:
     
  11. srama21

    srama21 Monotonous Botanist

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    @Stu You should jump in too! lol
     
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  12. srama21

    srama21 Monotonous Botanist

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    @Slow Draw McGraw

    You Ali, I'm Frazier
    one line devastator
    carry current like a taser
    hold faith like a prayer
    disagree like au contraire
    reppin NY, my winnings - send it there
    so lifted my mind's in trafalgar square
     
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  13. Stu

    Stu Maconheiro Staff Member

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    "I generally prefer derrieres of the larger variety, I cannot tell a falsehood.
    My colleagues cannot dispute this self-evident fact.."

    Am I doing this right?:shrug:

    :peace:
     
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  14. srama21

    srama21 Monotonous Botanist

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
     
  15. Slow Draw McGraw

    Slow Draw McGraw Sticky Brick Labs Company Rep

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    @srama21

    au contraire- mon frere
    My rhyme schme straight do you like its unfair
    clearly you see the fire an you're aware
    If you don't stay back and watch my stare
    I'll grind you up and put you in my vaporiz-er!
     
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  16. srama21

    srama21 Monotonous Botanist

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  17. DDave

    DDave Vape Wizard Accessory Maker

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    Dudes! Had this thread had this much action over the last few days, would have been much tougher to judge for winners!

    Ah well, by popular request... Can I get me a Reggae beat and some tropical beauties swaying in me background....

    It's late, but here goes....

    Wha me say... Respect to Modders you know

    I'm mod for you all you vapers,
    C'yant touch me combustionaters‎
    Me say me busy modding lately,
    Ask you how the THC ah flow so.

    Said I mod for you vapers,
    C'yant touch me flame creators
    Me say me busy modding lately,
    Ask you how the CBD ah flow so.

    When tings dey flame off
    Smokers a smile and dey laugh,
    Dem would ah love to see you spark by the flame side.
    Dem holla "light up" when pass, PRAY for you spark one up fast
    And trigger the smoke blasts, like dem nah no pride.

    Let's give mods to dem medi-vapes
    When ddem oders wastin de herb, say nothing no way
    Send out me seeds of the dank to dem,
    Praise the all mighty i don't need no ashtray.

    ‎‎
    Unu dem rumors dey a talk, that's true i'm white like chalk,
    Vape Wizard he no said smoke bring dem true thought
    Dem holla aye spark in me yard, that's true me moddin workin hard,
    Meh dem sparkin dem joints while me moddin my parts.


    Let's give love to the smokers dem,
    Who Jah bless dem man has no knowledge no way,
    Send out me mods to the vapers dem,
    Conservin dem herb cause tomorrow's another day.

    Unu cya tell me nothing Mr. Envy,
    (Give me lenghty advice for that ah negativity ?)
    Nuff people out there modded, chattin and dem friend me,
    Dem got my back from dem wan end me.
    But me nah give a damn, buy vape and a piece and mod,
    Me walk in ah me wonderland, expanded mind in some things a simpleton
    Its true unu see me try, only modding feed mind
    you nah wan see me cross the line, unu betta know.


    I'm mod for you , it werk betta vape betta now
    Said I mod for you , unu way better vape now (ya know)
     
  18. srama21

    srama21 Monotonous Botanist

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  19. Slow Draw McGraw

    Slow Draw McGraw Sticky Brick Labs Company Rep

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    :rip:-microphone
     
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  20. SSVUN~YAH

    SSVUN~YAH You Must Unlearn, What You Have Learned...

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