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Virgin Legal Purchase: "Expess To OZ, The Grand Adventure"

Discussion in 'The Vapor Lounge' started by ghostofcyberx13, Jan 24, 2018.

  1. ghostofcyberx13

    ghostofcyberx13 Break On Thru To The Other Side

    Well I got up around 7am and decide WTF, I will go ahead and make my first legal purchase of THC. I scouted and planned the mission. I take my mt. bike and ride 5 minutes to the Cal-Train station(approx 23 miles to SF) and climb aboard with bike in tow. I arrive in San Francisco and ride about 15 minutes to the Apothecarium SOMA. Wow, what a location, smack dab in the middle of loads of skyscrapers both old an new. One of the newest and tallest a round, somewhat oval building, tapering to the top, kinda like a rocket without fins, totally smooth and all glass, beautiful.

    Anyway, I had to press a button near door to get in, once in there were two people inside one a security guard(very good looking black woman) and a receptionist. The store wasn't busy yet and I signed in with my ID(Filled out required info on clipboard). I proceeded past the registration point to the actual store. I was the only customer, but hey it was 11:00am on a Tuesday. I could see an annexed waiting place with border barriers for lines, so they do have those peak times.

    So I'm askin' questions and enlightening myself. What I ended up buying was:
    1.) Super Lemon Haze Wax 1 Gram. I think 60% or 80% THC, however not listed on product like at the store.
    2.) Canndescent "Create 303" 1/8oz. THC 23.18%
    3.) Absolute Extracts Vape Pen and 1 Cartridge "Sour Diesel" 66.6% THC/a

    Total price after 5% discount(1st Time) and 15% discount(Veteran) and 10% fee(Cali. Mafia) was $158.63.

    So I went straight home after transaction, left city 1:00pm arrived my station 1:46pm. Once home I decided to try the hash-oil experience and so I charged and loaded up the Absolute Extracts pen with the Sour Diesel. I followed the instructions. Normally I toke in the bathroom with window open but I decided to experiment in a swivel chair with arms. I drew in not sure how much or if working, but it was working alright and I coughed so hard I literally fell out of the chair and hit my head on the carpet, bloodied forehead with a carpet burn. Yikes! The problem wasn't the oil it was drawing from the device for the first time. So after a few minutes I took 3 tokes and I could see the vapor easily as I "French Inhaled"(Out mouth and sniff in). I was very happy with how I felt almost immediately a very good buzz indeed. As far as me fallin' out da chair, hey have a laugh, I know I certainly did, man what a surprise that was. Sayonara.
    Last edited: Jan 24, 2018
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  2. Diggy Smalls

    Diggy Smalls Tom Cruises

    That's a funny story mean thanks for sharing! I can totally see the fall happening too
  3. howie105

    howie105 Well-Known Member

    Did they give you an itemized recipe for your purchase? I have seen an array of numbers on retail taxes and fees to date but I haven't ask a real buyer till now. Thanks
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  4. dapperdopamine

    dapperdopamine Active Member

    coming from someone in an illegal state even, those prices seem kinda high
  5. ghostofcyberx13

    ghostofcyberx13 Break On Thru To The Other Side

    Yes they did, completely itemized, products, discounts(both) and the 10% Calif. Mafia Tax.
  6. ghostofcyberx13

    ghostofcyberx13 Break On Thru To The Other Side

    Well I'm getting ready for my next trip to SF, but I will be trying a new place called SPARC which is also in SOMA district and only 11 minutes from train station by bike. I have scouted this place online and seems like a great place, even has a vapor's lounge.

    I am really sold on cartridge systems and I have bought two new vaporizers online, the first a Rokin Mini-Tank, kinda looks like a Zippo(approx. $29.95) and will arrive on Monday 29 Jan. The second one I bought is a Vaporesso Revenger X 220W NRG 5m Tank. I bought a 18650 Recharger and 2 batteries. Total cost: $87.00.

    I am happy with cartridges but the pen($22) I bought on my first trip is very basic and not very consistent when it comes to starting up. I followed the 5 push to start, but I usually have to repeat at least once to fire up. Anyway once it's working I just love it, very smooth and Absolute Extracts Sour Diesal(66% Sativa THC) is some very good oil indeed, course it's the only cartridge I have tried so far, still the FNG.

    The new store I will be going to also has discounts for Vets and Seniors, KOWABUNGA! Well that's all for now. Sayonara.
    Last edited: Jan 28, 2018
  7. elmomuzz

    elmomuzz That just happened...

    If you decide to order more Rokin gear msg me and I’ll give you a 30% discount code. The owner is an old friend of mine. I’ve tried to get him to join here but so far he doesn’t understand the benefit.
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  8. ghostofcyberx13

    ghostofcyberx13 Break On Thru To The Other Side

    Why thank you sir, much appreciated and hey you get an extra dose of good karma. Funny thing happened in SF near the big clock tower but real close to the water and maybe 70 degrees outside and pretty much by myself. Anyway, I parked my mt. bike and sat down to try the Rokin. I had a hard time getting it to go on but after about a minute or so I got it to work and it worked very well. However I had a hard time getting it to shut down. I always check after the five clicks to stop by trying to take a puff. Well the hits just kept coming and I really got extra stoned. Finally I pushed five times to stop again and without checking I put inside the top small pocket of my backpack. I figured it wouldn't start a fire but may run out of charge, but I was more than enough stoned for my day trip. I went on to Pier 39 checked out the seals. Had a great time.

    Sure it takes a bit to go to SF as it's about 23 miles away but since I can put my mt. bike on Cal-Train, pay the 6 bucks for round trip and be in SF in around 45 minutes just two blocks from AT&T Park(SF GIANTS). There are many places to purchase recreational MJ especially in the "Mission District", however since I'm biking it you have to be on your game, and that means you have to pre-scout missions well as far as logistics. It's all flat by the water and a very nice ride towards the Golden Gate Bridge but there are some steep hills to get to the GGB and that's a whole day adventure and requires a very early start.

    Finally SF has to be the best city to bike around and can be as easy or as tough(Steep Hills) as you like, so going on MJ Purchase Adventures is great. Sayonara.
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  9. 2 Cycle

    2 Cycle Well-Known Member

    i can't wait until the stores open. Signed, mass resident
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