Vaporbrothers Mini Hydrator Caption Contest

[thesoloman]

"Im too Vaked"

 

[Dangus]

Macaulay Culkin....man you look like hell...but it looks like you're home alone!

 

[thesoloman]

"Trick or Treat"
"I have no candy only vapor for you"

 

[Deadshort480]

Do you believe in the Great Pumpkin now, Charlie Brown?? Muahahahaha!!!

Dude, now the movie Pumpkin Head makes total sense.

And Jack Skellington was henceforth a full on vaporist.

Fuck off spiders! That's my Hydrator!!

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

"I don't have the guts to hit it anymore..."

 

[Deadshort480]

Duuuuuude! This new Pumpkin Kush is SICK!!

 

[BLAZING OG]

"Vaping Gaint spider mites is not my thing"

"My brain is Vaking like a pumpkin pie"

"Happy Hydraween"

"Hold your hits in like this, 1,2,3,4,5,.....5,4,3,2,1 ooooohhhHHhhHHHh $hiiiiiiIIIiIITTTTTtT .....Iaaaaammmmmmmm mmmmmelting!!!"


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[lscalzo]

"Man, I have been hitting this for a loooonngg time"

 

[placetime]

I'm vapeing up gourd vibrations.

 

[sxmokeUP]

"They always said vapor was good for the skin~!!"

"Man, how many years have I been on this stoop?"

"For 2014 we present: Home Alone: Vaping"

 

[Roger D]

super buzz got me loop locked

 

[SmokeyJihad]

"I blame my death on couch lock."

 

[charliedontsurf]

Waiting for them to legalize,
it seems the crows, they took my eyes.

 

[Deadshort480]

Man, this load is lasting FOREVER...


Every night, the dream is the same. I'm sitting on my floor with my pumpkin family and pet spiders, just relaxing with my vaporizer, my pumpkin brain popping out of the top of my skeleton head as per usual... BAM!! Suddenly there's a Hydrator on the end of my whip and I'm all like, WTF?! That's crazy, right? I don't own a Hydrator.

 

[natural farmer]

"Waiting Legalization..."

 

[rekrab]

All these toys and no friends to share them with.

 

[placetime]

Isn't my new Hydrator gourdgeous?

 

[(We'll call him B)]

Charlie Brown saw the Great Vape Pumpkin.

 

[rekrab]

"A little to much monster mash for this bag of bones"

 

[Tweak]

"Everyone is out Trick or Treating

And I'm just sitting her master-vaping"

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"Man this new Vapor Brothers vaporizer and hydrator are so smooth.......

Nobody is coffin."

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"I really want to try this new strain I picked up while Trick or Treating

but I don't have the guts."

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[derekbakerforlife]

"DAMN! I knew I shouldn't have vaped that pumkin SPICE! D:"

 

[Reflections]

When skeletons go vaping
and spiders are seen
the moon laughs and whispers
tis the night near halloween

 

[natural farmer]

My brain turned into a pumpkin trying to find a caption for the contest but I guess it worth it, right? Happy Halloweed!!!

 

[lscalzo]

Chester Copperpot was a reclusive scavenger from Astoria who went missing in the 1930s while looking for One-Eyed Willy's treasure. The Goonies found his skeleton in the tunnels where he evidently triggered a booby trap that crushed him under a boulder. Guess what he is up to now???

 

[Dr. Plutonious]

"The weeds strong...I can feel it all the way in my bones."

"This is why you don't use dope on Halloween kids, it turns your brain to a pumpkin"

"Hey man, I'm just a spider looking to get stoned! No need for your bones to be shaking!"