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Totem Vape

Discussion in 'Upcoming and Unreleased Portable Vaporizers' started by Foghorn, Oct 4, 2018.

  1. Foghorn

    Foghorn New Member

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    Any info on this? Seems like a weird concept. No idea if it'll perform.
     
  2. elykpeace

    elykpeace exVASted

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    Be nice if you linked to something Lol



    https://totemvaporizer.com/
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    Combine Totems to create a new and unlimited flavour sensation. A synchronised duo hybrid system uses both conduction and convection for an exclusive taste. Put yourself on the podium, experiment and be in control of your own flavour.

    Click to play YouTube Video



    No info on price or when it will be available.


    :hmm:
     
  3. JohnnyComeLately69

    JohnnyComeLately69 New Member

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  4. biohacker

    biohacker #dablife

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    I know some stuff, but I don't think i'm at liberty to say anything yet. :ugh:
     
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  5. Mr. Gweilo 420

    Mr. Gweilo 420 Dude

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    Looks like junk :uhoh:
     
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  6. pxl_jockey

    pxl_jockey Barely-Known Member

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    You can connect two Totems together to make one “rocket-fuelled experience like no other”, LOL!!!

    c’mon @biohacker you know you should spill whatever you know right now for us. Look into your heart! You didn’t give up your liberty for a vaporizer, did ya? I’m betting it’s that the totem doubles as a sex-toy which is another reason you can connect two together to make your own rocket! I’m right, yeah? I got it in one, didn’t I? Sorry for ruining the big reveal for y’all! :lol:
     
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  7. guyonthecouch

    guyonthecouch Well-Known Member

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    It's connected to Namaste Vapes/Technologies, they had a big shareholders party in montreal a few weeks back and some kind of launch for the Totem(my buddy went, he didn't try it). Looks like the Chube got turned into a vaporizer after a not so good run as a grinder :suspicious:
    https://chewygrinder.com/collections/chube

    Meh, just another cheapo conduction vape(not sold on the so called hybrid heating). The stacking feature is somewhat gimmicky :2c:. Looks like it's made almost entirely out of silicone, so couldn't imagine what flavour profile will be like. But I'm sure someone will want it..
     
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  8. biohacker

    biohacker #dablife

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    :rofl:

    :rofl::cool:
     
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  9. Ramahs

    Ramahs Fucking Combustion (mostly) Since February 2017

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    Meh. I am not amused.

    They are claiming to be revolutionary and different, but they didn't list any new or revolutionary features.

    Oh, you can hook two of them together for better flavor? What?
    So, you have to buy two of these things to get the only feature that's different from many other knockoff vaporizers?

    I don't like to feel like a sales team is blowing smoke up my ass, but that's what I'm feeling here.
     
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  10. pxl_jockey

    pxl_jockey Barely-Known Member

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    C’mon @Ramahs not even smoke blown up your ass? Man, when you fucked combustion, you meant it! My man doesn’t care for smoke anywhere about his person! You’re a true role model. :D Love ya man, sorry I am so immature...

    I’ll try to be serious about the Totem for a minute, because I do think this company is revolutionary. Don’t you think it’s pretty revolutionary that you need to buy two Totems to really get the full experience? I’ve never seen that before in any other vape advertisement! Their marketing team must be high AF from stacking Totems to sign off on that pic of a hippie chick, with flowers in her hair(!) & cheap sunglasses, holding a Totem as thick-ass smoke pours from her seductive smile. They’re obviously revolutionary!
     
  11. Ramahs

    Ramahs Fucking Combustion (mostly) Since February 2017

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    Hmmm...If two Totems give you better flavor, I wonder how many Totems it takes to get the BEST flavor?

    Anyone rocking a 6-8 foot long stick of Totems, for that awesome super ultimate flavor?
     
    Last edited: Oct 11, 2018

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