ShipDit
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You're in Vhole! It's your job to bring the booze and livestock. We're gonna need 5 adult billy-goats and 12 pounds of animal stimulant. Oh and tarps...lots of tarps.
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Vapinghole
Low-Temp Hempist / JedHI Master
You're in Vhole! It's your job to bring the booze and livestock. We're gonna need 5 adult billy-goats and 12 pounds of animal stimulant. Oh and tarps...lots of tarps.
Done, done, and DONE!
Herbal Ant
Well-Known Member
Grats you crazy 
fucker, I'm kinda afraid to ask...but I gotta, why tarps?
fucker, I'm kinda afraid to ask...but I gotta, why tarps?
Enchantre
Oil Painter
I read this aloud to my hubby, and he said,You're in Vhole! It's your job to bring the booze and livestock. We're gonna need 5 adult billy-goats and 12 pounds of animal stimulant. Oh and tarps...lots of tarps.
"Someone needs to swing by Costco and get a couple of gallons of coconut oil..."
We are there. Dude.
ShipDit
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COOL! But we are going to need 10 gallons of coconut oil. I mean how am I supposed to cover my body in coconut oil if we run out? Better safe that sorry so I'll just get a 55 gallon drum of the stuff that way no one has to go home dry. REMEMBER, there is no law stating that we CAN'T lube it up and walk around in public. Exactly like that "Ancient Aliens" episode that proved beyond any doubt that told us just because there is nonevedence anywhere,all that proves is they are good at hiding.
OHHSWEETGOD!!! Way to much lube guys! Whoa,but did you see the distance I fired that Gerbil? I wonder if they make toothless gerbils. Hmm if I shave them to cut down on wind resistance and if I get just the right pinch as they are fired...we night be talking world record for rectal powered rodent flight.
ShipDit
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Yes Tweek will have to come. If he decides not to show we will be forced to kidnap him,pour weed,hash, whiskey and syphilis down his hatch. Then we force feed him some bath salts and watch him eat someone before putting him on a plane home.
Weird thing is Canadians just don't worry about things like that. I mean for a third-world hellhole Canada has their shit together!
RUDE BOY
Space is the Place
No No shipdit it's no longer the "third-world" it's "Developing"as opposed to the developed Hellhole Called Florida I live in .
