Random thoughts

[Ramahs]

Do you suck on the screen? Where do you put your mouth on a fit bit?

Ya just have to carry around a straw, like a tweaker

 

[BestBuds]

Ya just have to carry around a straw, like a tweaker

I thought they were called hipsters.

 

[Jill NYC]

Do you suck on the screen? Where do you put your mouth on a fit bit?

I imagine a mouthpiece that folds down snuggly against the watch when not in use. A la the Crafty/mighty mp.

 

[Ramahs]

I thought they were called hipsters.

Hmmm. I never specifically associated hipsters with meth.
Sounds like you knew a different breed of hipster than the ones I've known.

 

[Diggy Smalls]

I have to write down my thoughts. They can't tell me not to. They certainly can't make me.

Oh yeah, I want to get high. Better huff on my electronic watch. *wink wink* *cough cough*

 

[Ramahs]

 

[Tranquility]

A mask is, generally, a mask.

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2019/09/190903134732.htm

Researchers may finally have an answer in the long-running controversy over whether the common surgical mask is as effective as more expensive respirator-type masks in protecting health care workers from flu and other respiratory viruses.

A study published today in JAMA compared the ubiquitous surgical (or medical) mask, which costs about a dime, to a less commonly used respirator called an N95, which costs around $1. The study reported "no significant difference in the effectiveness" of medical masks vs. N95 respirators for prevention of influenza or other viral respiratory illness.

"This study showed there is no difference in incidence of viral respiratory transmission among health care workers wearing the two types of protection," said Dr. Trish Perl, Chief of UT Southwestern's Division of Infectious Diseases and Geographic Medicine and the report's senior author. "This finding is important from a public policy standpoint because it informs about what should be recommended and what kind of protective apparel should be kept available for outbreaks."...
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[Ramahs]

Thoughts from a FaceBook discussion I had a couple days ago...

Ya know, if you wait more than 24-hours after a celebrity death to post the funny jokes/memes, then I think it's too late, old news, not funny anymore.

You missed the window.
There is no such thing as too soon in these types of situations...unless said celebrity is still alive.

As long as people still place more value on the celebrity than the local person who OD'd in the alley the other day, whom you passed by every day on your way to work for years...then there is no such thing as too soon.

The Comedian was right (The Watchmen). It's all one big joke.

 

[Poostuff]

I’ve never liked the smell of secondhand smoke even when I was a smoker.
In fact now I hate it so much that for me it would be the worst part about being burned alive...
Yes it hurts but Omg what the fuck is up with this smell!

 

[macbill]

 

[Poostuff]

I just can’t hold a lot of hope for a so called intelligent species that shits in it’s only limited source of fresh drinking water & then flushes it into the ocean.

 

[Ramahs]

 

[macbill]

 

[gaseous_clay]

Just had a thought that I need to use on the right person. When having a fart ready to go, say: "I have a little song I would like to play for you."

 

[macbill]

There is an 8-yr-old inside of me screaming to get out.

 

[BestBuds]

There is an 8-yr-old inside of me screaming to get out.

Why the hell would you eat an entire 8 year old?!

 

[mephisto]

@gaseous clay, a bit of wisdom as it pertains to growing older......2 points to remember.
1. Use it when its hard.
2. Never trust a fart.
Have a truly windy day!

 

[macbill]

I combust at times....​

oops... did I say that out loud?​

 

[macbill]

 

[grampa_herb]

Tweet from @JAHeale: Friend working as a primary school teacher has said they’re trying to stop pupils from running around the playground tagging each other and yelling “Coronavirus!” in place of the more traditional “It”

 

[macbill]

 

[ChooChooCharlie]

Paul Reubens and the Big Adventurers:

(I took a picture so it'll last longer)

 

[TiSteamo]

We are not alone in the universe.
They purposely avoid us.

 

[Siebter]

They purposely avoid us.

Maybe they do, but I tend to think they have been →filtered.

 

[TiSteamo]

We believe we go to Mars and find green people with antennas ...
In reality, these are different dimensions ... which we do not perceive ...
A bit like we can't hear the sound of an ultrasound whistle: dogs can hear it though.
I once heard a fascinating explanation from an ufologist: aliens don't show themselves to us because they know that if they did, our obsolete civilization would collapse in ten minutes.
Yes, because that's what happens when an advanced and superior civilization comes into contact with an inferior one.
They would like to help us but wait for us to become advanced beings.