Random thoughts

[Ramahs]

So what's the opposite of VAS? Is there a term for it?

Denial

 

[TheThriftDrifter]

So what's the opposite of VAS? Is there a term for it?

Depression

 

[Squiby]

So what's the opposite of VAS? Is there a term for it?

A pack of Zigzags and a dime bag of weed.

 

[Ramahs]

A pack of Zigzags and a dime bag of weed.

Colt 45 and two ZigZags, baby that's all we need....

 

[TommyDee]

My first vape at age 5...

 

[Poostuff]

Anyone else think messaging was way easier before you had to spend 10 minutes picking the right fucking emojis?

 

[Poostuff]

It’s unfair how pirates who lose an eye can easily buy eye patches but pirates who lose both eyes have to buy sleep masks.

 

[grampa_herb]

I remember the first time I hid under my brother's bed to scare him and discovered, 4 inches from my face, all...those....dried....boogers....

 

[gaseous_clay]

Ever seen a commercial and thought "How stupid. Who the fuck are the idiots who would like this?"

Then you're at a friend's place & that commercial comes on, and the friend and friend's whole family get excited about it & love it. And you're just glad you didn't say anything about how you feel about it. Because... yeah.

 

[TheThriftDrifter]

"How stupid. Who the fuck are the idiots who would like this?"

That's exactly what our overlord alien leaders observe and then use to justify their positions....

 

[hinglemccringleberry]

So what's the opposite of VAS? Is there a term for it?

FAS, functional adult syndrome.

Jk

 

[Poostuff]

When I was just lurking here before I joined FC those multiple angry aggressive posts were my very favourite, & I still kinda like them.
I get disappointed when the warnings are issued & it ends quickly because I feel like I don’t get any closure. Like a short story that ends suddenly & leaves you guessing about the main character.
It okay though because like short stories there’s always another one.
Nutters make for great reading, especially stoner nutters.

 

[vapirtoo]

Yes six years back there were all sorts of controversies and arguments with the mods going crazy!
Kind of miss it!? Nutters unite!

 

[Ramahs]

 

[Ramahs]

 

[grampa_herb]

When I was young I would often get paranoid when high in public. Now it seems like my inhibitions fade. I'm more likely to burp or fart out loud before realizing it.

 

[His_Highness]

When I was young I would often get paranoid when high in public. Now it seems like my inhibitions fade. I'm more likely to burp or fart out loud before realizing it.

For me....it isn't getting high and getting older....it's just getting older. I lost my give-a-shit when I turned 60. I'm not even sure they make the parts anymore.

 

[Tranquility]

For me....it isn't getting high and getting older....it's just getting older. I lost my give-a-shit when I turned 60. I'm not even sure they make the parts anymore.

Me too. I can still get as good a "fuck this shit" going as the next person. But, it's been a while since I've felt uncomfortable in a social situation. At some point, I'm who I am and you can either like it, lump it or avoid me. Odds are, I won't much care what you choose.

 

[TheThriftDrifter]

When I was young I would often get paranoid when high in public. Now it seems like my inhibitions fade. I'm more likely to burp or fart out loud before realizing it.

My mother in law has three steps that go up from her lounge to her dining room. With out fail, she farts as she goes up each step.

Like an evil gas just waiting for the opportunity to seep out, and sting my fair nostrils.

 

[Ramahs]

 

[macbill]

 

[GetLeft]

it's been a while since I've felt uncomfortable in a social situation

If I find myself in a social situation and I'm not high I say "fuck this shit" and I get high. Works every time.

 

[mephisto]

I found that becoming a hermit has eliminated any issues related to social situations. ....and then I got high.

 

[Tranquility]

I found that becoming a hermit has eliminated any issues related to social situations. ....and then I got high.

(It's like I don't care about nothing man roll another blunt)
All yeah, woh, yeah, yeah, yeah

I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
My room is still messed up and I know why
(Why man?)

Because I got high, because I got high
Because I got high

I was gonna go to class before I got high
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high
I am taking it next semester and I know why
(Why man?)

Because I got high, because I got high
Because I got high

Go to the next one
Go to the next one
Go to the next one

I was gonna go to work but then I got high
I just got a new promotion but I got high
Now I'm selling dope and I know why
(Why man?)

Because I got high, because I got high
Because I got high

I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high
They took my whole paycheck and I know why
(Why man?)

Because I got high, because I got high
Because I got high

I wasn't gonna run from the cops but I was high
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high
Now I am a paraplegic and I know why
(Why man?)

Because I got high, because I got high
Because I got high

I was gonna pay my car note until I got high
I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high
Now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why
(Why man?)

Because I got high, because I got high
Because I got high

I was gonna make love to you but then I got high
I was gonna eat yo pussy too but then I got high
Now I'm jacking off and I know why
(Turn that shit off)

Because I got high, because I got high
Because I got high
(Go go, go go, go go, go go, go go)
(Go go, go go, go go, go go, go go)

I messed up my entire life because I got high
I lost my kids and wife because I got high
Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why
(Why man?)

Because I got high, because I got high
Because I got high

I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high
And if I don't sell one copy I know why
(Why man?)

'Cause I'm high, 'cause I'm high
'Cause I'm high

'Cause I'm high, 'cause I'm high
'Cause I'm high

Well, my name is Afroman and I'm from East Palm Dale
(East Palm Dale)
And all the damn weed I be smokin' is bomb as hell
I don't believe in Hitler that what I say
(Oh, my goodness)

So all of you skins
(Skins?)
Please give me more head
Afro, mother fucking M A N
(M A N)
A E I O U
(A E I O U)
And some times W

We ain't gonna sell no more mother fucking albums
'Cause let's go back to Marshall Durbin
And hang some more chickens 'cause fuck it
Fuck the corporate world​

 

[Ramahs]