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POLL: What's the most mystifying and enigmatic food product name?

Discussion in 'The Vapor Lounge' started by jeffp, Apr 7, 2010.

  1. jeffp

    jeffp psychonaut

    To me nothing comes close to "Half and Half."

    Discuss.
  2. lwien

    lwien Well-Known Member

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    Dinner rolls from Finland. Not quite mystifying, but.........

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  3. jeffp

    jeffp psychonaut

    That's pretty wild, I must say. I trip out whenever I contemplate this - it's like zen...

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  4. lwien

    lwien Well-Known Member

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    Not to be gender specific, so I'd spread it around a bit:

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  5. jeffp

    jeffp psychonaut

    the entree

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  6. EveryDayAmnesiac

    EveryDayAmnesiac I am a stupid asshole.

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    Grape-Nuts.

    You open it up.... no grapes, no nuts! What's the deal?!

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  7. jeffp

    jeffp psychonaut

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  8. syrupy

    syrupy reitcello - it's what's for breakfast

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    Soylent Yellow.

    I mean, who likes yellow food? Green, now that's a nutritious color...
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  9. EveryDayAmnesiac

    EveryDayAmnesiac I am a stupid asshole.

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    Yellow squash. :tup:

    How about this one?

    http://www.soylent.me/

    It's a food substitute, doncha know... :)
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  10. PhilKleeman

    PhilKleeman New Member

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    Absolutely no grapes and no nuts so the name signifies nothing,,
  11. Enchantre

    Enchantre A short, pithy statement

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    Grits.

    Kumquat. .... and, I love kumquats! but.. yeah... that's a name.
  12. syrupy

    syrupy reitcello - it's what's for breakfast

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    I like the Lincoln Snack Foods lineup: Fiddle Faddle, Screaming Yellow Zonkers, and Poppycock.

    Edit: Holy reading comprehension! jeff already posted Zonkers.

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  13. SSVUN~YAH

    SSVUN~YAH You Must Unlearn, What You Have Learned...

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  14. Been Vapin

    Been Vapin Crushing it for years

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    When I brought my friends cumquats and they couldn't believe eating em would be so amazing.

    What about buffalo wings.
  15. Gray Area

    Gray Area Well-Known Member

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  16. CarolKing

    CarolKing Singer of songs and a vapor connoisseur

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    MinnBobber Well-Known Member

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  18. Been Vapin

    Been Vapin Crushing it for years

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    [​IMG] Thought of this earlier.
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  19. syrupy

    syrupy reitcello - it's what's for breakfast

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    Ooh, grits is a good one! Just the name sounds like it's made out of gravel and sandpaper. There was this lady on TV who made me wonder just where were grits on a girl?


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  20. lwien

    lwien Well-Known Member

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    Bananas are berries and strawberries are not.
  21. grokit

    grokit power cosmic

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    I can't find any sand or witches in my lunch entree :spliff:
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  22. basement farmer

    basement farmer My face is melting...

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    Mock Duck...google it.

    I remember my disappointment when I finally convinced mom to buy me a box of Grape Nuts....


    Though Spotted Dick should probably take the prize and sounds like something you should see your doctor about....
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  23. CarolKing

    CarolKing Singer of songs and a vapor connoisseur

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    How about the Hushpuppies. They drip in health and deliciousness.
    An American southern food a deep fried corn meal mixture with eggs milk and spices.

    The Hushpuppy legend is that during the Civil war soldiers tossed fried cornbread to quiet
    The Confederate dogs...to hush the puppies.
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