Ok maybe I am not an idiot, but if I were a long time FC member and some newb made a "What vaporizer should I get?" thread I would assume they at least at some idiotic tendencies In the spirt of not being an idiot, I will at least provide some criteria. First off - I currently own a good condition Purple Days vape. Has been reliable and no complaints per se - but a couple annoyances I have found are: Heating time Slight Inconsistency "Bowl" size and upkeep As a daily indulger I have been wanting to move away form smoking, but I always go back to smoking because of the above annoyances. I could live with heating time issue since it can stay plugged in - but I find it hits inconsistent. I think this is due to the nature of no adjustable temp. My bowls also get clogged way to easily and don't clean that well and are too small IMO. Great for conservation of medicine -but that's not my driving force. Speaking of which, basically I am looking for the vape that best fits the following criteria: I want a relatively quick heating time. Better than 45 minutes at least. Big Hitter - consistent hits Bigger bowl than Purple Days Works with my little 14.4 Ehle 250ml bong I don't want to have to mod shit Is relatively convenient - i.e. easy enough to use as my daily driver. Might also help if I explain my "lifestyle". May be easier to match me to a vape I work from home and that is basically when/where I vape as well. So I have access to electricity all day. I also don't need to hide the vape. So portability and discretion are not high at all on my list. I appreciate a good deal and value. I am not rich. That said - I am willing to pay a lot of money for something that would be my daily driver. Simplicity and size count as well. This think will be on my computer desk all the time - I move around a lot - I can be clumsy. I'd say in 2 years I have had my Purple Days it has hit the carpet 10 times. I don't care about sharing the vape. I do live with my brother so he might want to hit it the odd time - but as for passing it around a party - that will never happen. I dunno what else to say. I hope by providing a lot of criteria it has reduced the reek of noob on this post ever so slightly. To sum up - ideally I am looking for a vape that plays well with a bong - can be used everyday - heats up quick - can pack bigger bowls than purple days - and delivers big hits.