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Discussion in 'The Vapor Lounge' started by Caligula, Mar 7, 2014.

  1. Caligula

    Caligula *results not typical.

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    Do you with that there was a website which could handle all of your "needs" and "wants"? Are you missing the feel of something hard and smooth in your hand? Perhaps you prefer one in black?

    Well fret no more! I present to you Penisland (they specialize in wood):

    http://www.penisland.net/
     
  2. lwien

    lwien Well-Known Member

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    I've created my share of useless threads, but I think this one takes the prize. :brow:
     
  3. Caligula

    Caligula *results not typical.

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    What do I win? I hope its a pen.
     
  4. SD_haze

    SD_haze MMJ Vaporist

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    I enjoyed this bit thoroughly.

     
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  5. Enchantre

    Enchantre A short, pithy statement

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    Thank heavens! I've been needing a specialized wood pe... *pauses. Squints. Digs out computer glasses. Swears*

    Never mind.
     
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  6. syrupy

    syrupy reitcello - it's what's for breakfast

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    Penisland.

    Is that the new band made up of members of Negativland and the Penis Brigade?
     
  7. Caligula

    Caligula *results not typical.

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    Nope its the new movie in the trilogy that is Heroland and Zombieland
     
  8. syrupy

    syrupy reitcello - it's what's for breakfast

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    But neither of those have 'penis' in it.
     
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  9. Caligula

    Caligula *results not typical.

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    Neither do you... yet.
     
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  10. SpruceGruve

    SpruceGruve Bag of sand in hand,Eyeing up the gold statue

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    Go wage war on Poseidon Caligula
     
  11. Caligula

    Caligula *results not typical.

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    Poseidon was a Greek god, not a Roman one.
     
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  12. SpruceGruve

    SpruceGruve Bag of sand in hand,Eyeing up the gold statue

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    It's a very popular belief that he sent his troops to the beach to stab and throw spears at the ocean(Poseidon)
    Evidently, all of his deranged behavior didn’t exactly sit so well with his bodyguards because they got together and decided to assassinate him not long after.

    Maybe it was just a slander campaign.
    Either way I'm just screwing around
     
  13. Crohnie

    Crohnie Well-Known Member

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    "We specialize in wood."

    What a coincidence. So do I. :brow:
     
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