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Me thinks my friend ate one hash brownie too many...

jeffp

psychonaut/retired
He just sent me this email which I will now share. I think it's pretty good.

*******

Did I ever return your magic lantern?
sorry man I think I left it in the park!
Where's my cat Sparky I left in your bathroom?!
Don't make a second attempt to feed me that crap!
I be hungry sometime with voracious thirst for punch
and shit?!Stay out my driveway when the sanitation
engineer drive the twinkee truck backwards and shit?!?!?!
I love the punk one with the Matlock Pistols,hafta to send
ya the Rich Kids
DVD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Discuss.
 
jeffp,

Lo

Combustion free since '09
Jeez.... Hope someone took away dude's car keys ;)
 
Lo,

jeffp

psychonaut/retired
Thankfully he knows his limitations. Last time he drove, upon his insistence, he followed me on the Brooklyn Belt Parkway - this has got to be 25 years ago.
When we arrived, he said, sweatedly, I'll NEVER do this again!
We used to work together and he was suspended for throwing a desk chair at the wall, causing damage. When asked by the manager why he did this, he said, "I've been under a lot of stress lately managing a rock and roll band."
 
jeffp,
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