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Make Me Laugh! Contest 2 of 4

Discussion in 'Past Contests' started by BoogerMan, Aug 7, 2015.

  1. CG420

    CG420 Fuck Who You Think I Am

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    Disclaimer: If you want me to make you laugh click this video.
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  2. darkrom

    darkrom Great Scott!

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    I'm going to try this because I want some fuckin glass! If at least one of these doesn't make you laugh, you are broken!


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    http://youtu.be/gYvw68IneV4?list=FLS7LOt3km7LT35fKkDMAOvg


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    http://youtu.be/Nx2qeKVtdz4?list=FLS7LOt3km7LT35fKkDMAOvg



    Thats the best I can do!
     
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  3. Enchantre

    Enchantre Oil Painter

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  4. emmdeemo

    emmdeemo Never ever, bloody anything, ever.

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    Goodbye, Dirt!

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    Five Special Potatoes.

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    I really, really, really, really, really, really, really...

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    I'M DEALING WITH SOMEONE WHO IS SICK!

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    Shall I get my cock out?

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  5. 1_gr8_underdog

    1_gr8_underdog Trapped in the Astral Planes Back from the dead

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    Tom a 90yr. old man and his wife Sandy head out for his annual checkup. Upon arrival the nurse takes them back to the exam room. And tells them to have a seat. When the doctor comes in he says, "sir we need a full panel of tests done right away. Blood, urine, and stool." The old man turns to his wife and asks, "what did he say?" Sandy replies to him, "He needs your underwear Tom!".

    Thanks for the contest boogerman. Good luck everyone.
     
  6. stark1

    stark1 Whoa, Nelly!

    A NYC cab driver joke.

    Mary was making it with her husband's best friend, while he was on a business trip.

    In the midst of their heavy groans and grunts, a key could be heard turning, in the front room.

    Mary said "Quick! My husband's back! Jump out the window!"

    Upon doing so,

    He found himself
    running the Boston Marathon!

    Soon he found his pace, running with the best.

    The curious runner next to him said, "Hey, Buddy, do you always run in the buff?"

    George nodded.

    Then the guy said, "Forgive me for asking, but do you always wear a condom when you are running the Boston Marathon?"

    " Nah. Only when it looks like it's going to rain."

    Be Boston Strong.
     
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  7. Dangus

    Dangus Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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  8. Melting Pot

    Melting Pot Sick & Twisted

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    OK here goes
    So this 90 year old Virgin has this terrible itch down stairs...
    Dr couldn't find ani wrong. So the second Dr takes a little deeper peek through the dust and webs & says, I see you're cherry is rotten and you have fruit flies...:lmao::rofl::rockon:
     
  9. emmdeemo

    emmdeemo Never ever, bloody anything, ever.

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    Has anyone else ever wondered if Patrick Swayze's wife is at home doing pottery, just in case...?

    What do vegans get instead of swine flu? Toflu.

    My addiction to digital radio started with just a little DAB.

    (Original gags, folks! All my own horrible work! :-) )
     
  10. DDave

    DDave Vape Wizard Accessory Maker

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    Inquiring minds want to know! :o

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  11. BoogerMan

    BoogerMan Well-Known Member

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    I finally was able to get caught up with all the videos! Some funny shit going on in here :D

    This is going to be tough. I may have to choose a couple winners and use a random number generator. Y'all are too funny :tup:

    I didn't even see the short story quotes under your videos! Those were funny as hell!

    Haha the funny thing is, I know a kid that tells his stories like that :lol: Well maybe not quite that bad, but that was some funny shit!

    I guess I'm definitely not broken ha! I had a good laugh especially with the bong prank (fucking great, I have never seen that one) and the kung fu grandpa is a classic! Haven't seen that one in a while :)

    The dog boots too :rofl:he's like "I fucking hate you guys. Why the fuck would you put these things on my paws. And now you tempt me with a treat and force me to walk. You bastards! I love you though and thank you for the treat, but seriously take these damn things off before I bite your face!"

    Haha holy shit that is great! Reminds me of this meme:
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  12. CG420

    CG420 Fuck Who You Think I Am

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    And Ice Cream........... I warned you!
     
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  13. PAZ

    PAZ Well-Known Member

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    Pretty well known, but I still laugh everytime:

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    Also,

    I hate my job
    [via Reddit]:

    My job is so fucking unbelievable.

    I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

    First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

    The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

    But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day.

    Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.

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    And finally, would you like to subscribe to CAT FACTS?

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  14. NinjaMindTriks

    NinjaMindTriks Ninja Vapor Enthusiast

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    A pirate walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink. The bartender can't help but notice that there is a steering wheel in the pirates pants. He asks the pirate "hey buddy, did you know you have a steering wheel in your pants?" The pirate looks at him and replied, "Aarrrgh, It's driving me nuts!"
     
  15. BoogerMan

    BoogerMan Well-Known Member

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    Thanks everyone for participating in contest 2!

    Make sure to tune in this coming Sunday for contest 3!

    And the winner is...okay well it wasn't that easy :lol:

    Honestly I couldn't decide between 3 different posts.

    So the 3 way tie is between:

    @dorkus_molorkus for the kid story
    @darkrom for the bong prank video (little smoke smoke hahaha)

    Last but not least, @PAZ for the Jimmy Kimmel video
    So what I am going to do is use a random number generator to decide.

    @dorkus_molorkus, @darkrom, and @PAZ, can you please choose a number between 1 and 100?

    Once you post your number I will use the random number generator and the member whose number is closest to the rng number will be the winner!

    PS I also want to give a shout out to @Seren for posting that bike pic (best bike I've seen lol) and @Joel W. for the most unique memes specifically about me. Those were all great! Thanks you two!
     
  16. AgentofChaos

    AgentofChaos Serial Vapist

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  17. BoogerMan

    BoogerMan Well-Known Member

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  18. darkrom

    darkrom Great Scott!

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    I choose 69. Hehehe
     
  19. BoogerMan

    BoogerMan Well-Known Member

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    Haha nice choice!

    As soon as the other two weiners post their numbers I will run the random number generator so hopefully we can find the weiner tonight :lol:
     
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  20. dorkus_molorkus

    dorkus_molorkus Well-Known Member

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    Sorry for the delay kids. Its tomorrow here and I was asleep at the time.

    In my mind Im the biggest weiner of them all.
    So Im going to withdraw from the contest & prolly turkey slap mrs dorkus to celebrate.

    lolz-I just wanted to fuck about, I didnt realise there was a prize.
    Thanks @BoogerMan for the opportunity to misbehave.

    I would like to thank the mods for providing me with such awesome material.

    Here is one more for free.


    A guy walks into the doctors with a frog on his head.
    The Doc asks, 'what seems to the the problem?'

    The frog says, 'well it started as a wart on my ass.'

    BOOM TISH!


    Congrats to the other finalists you are all weiners in my eyes.

    :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
     
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  21. BoogerMan

    BoogerMan Well-Known Member

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    Haha no problem brotha! Glad you had a good time and thanks for sharing the jokes!

    Looks like it is just between @darkrom and @PAZ now. Better odds for you two!
     
  22. PAZ

    PAZ Well-Known Member

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    Sorry for getting to the party late, worked late!

    I'll choose 49, because why the hell not (well and that somebody already took 69!)
     
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  23. darkrom

    darkrom Great Scott!

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    It takes 2 to tango, and 69.
     
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  24. BoogerMan

    BoogerMan Well-Known Member

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    Awesome we are all set now!

    I will get on my computer when I get home from work today and the winner will be announced
    :D
     
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  25. BoogerMan

    BoogerMan Well-Known Member

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    Okay here we go!

    First off, thank you to everyone again for participating in contest 2. Tons of funny posts that made me laugh!

    I used Random.org for the random number generator.

    The random number is 42. Here is a pic for verification:
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    So the winner is…. @PAZ with the guess of 49 :clap::clap::clap::clap:

    @darkrom I think this may be the only time 69 was a bad choice haha :brow:

    @PAZ please PM me and we will get the shipping details all hashed out over this weekend.

    Next up is Contest 3 which will also be a Level 2 contest so all of you who didn't win, please join in starting Sunday to try and win another rig! This next contest is purely guess based so it could be anyones game!

    Have a great weekend everyone :tup:
     

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