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Make Me Laugh! Contest 2 of 4

Discussion in 'Past Contests' started by BoogerMan, Aug 7, 2015.

  1. BoogerMan

    BoogerMan Well-Known Member

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    Hey FC!

    First off, thank you to everyone who participated in the 1st contest!

    Welcome to Contest 2 :tup:

    This is a Level 2 contest.

    The rules are as follows:

    OVERALL RULES FOR ALL 4 CONTESTS
    1. You may participate in all 4 contests (if you meet the trophy point requirements for each level), but you can only win one contest. For example, if you win the Level 1 contest, you can participate in the Level 2 and 3 contests (if you meet the trophy point requirements), but even if you win again, the rig will be given away to the runner up.
    2. Winner pays shipping costs
    3. In the case of a tie, the winners will each pick a number between 1 and 100 and a random number generator will be used to select a number. The member with the closest number to the random number wins.
    4. Keep it fair. The rules are subject to change at any time.
    CONTEST 2 RULES
    1. Make me laugh. It can literally be anything. I just want to have a good laugh!
    2. UNLIMITED ENTRIES
    3. The post that makes me laugh the most/hardest/longest will be the winner.
    4. You can "like" the posts, but I will be deciding who is the winner for this contest.
    5. The contest is open until Wednesday afternoon and a winner will be chosen that night.

    Without further adieu, MAKE ME FUCKIN' LAUGH :lol:

    (Oh yeah, and this is the DHgate rig you will be winning. It is a 14mm male honeycomb perc with 4 egg style holes in the main chamber. It has a few machining marks/scuffs, but it is fully functional and does not seem to have any cracks - I filled it all the way up with water and let it sit overnight so it should be good. I would have kept this one in my collection because it actually pulls quite nicely, but it was too tippy with my enail so it didn't make the cut)

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  2. vtac

    vtac vapor junkie Staff Member

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    With @BoogerMan bravely volunteering to judge this contest himself, there's no need to limit yourself to one entry per post. Back-to-back posts are no laughing matter. Please also keep it clean, you dirty fucks.

    Now make the man laugh! :D
     
  3. Joel W.

    Joel W. Deplorable Basement Dweller Accessory Maker

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    try this:
    Click to play YouTube Video
     
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  4. KidFated.

    KidFated. We Don't Even Live Here..

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    What's the circumference of that hole in your glass? :brow:

    Could always use grinder grease if need be.
     
  5. Quetzalcoatl

    Quetzalcoatl DEADY GUERRERO/DIRT COBAIN/GEORGE KUSH Staff Member

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    Don't worry, it'll still feel like throwing a hotdog down the grand canyon :rofl:
     
  6. Joel W.

    Joel W. Deplorable Basement Dweller Accessory Maker

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    And I was thinking he posted in the wrong thread. Too funny. :clap:
    ( I am slow today and not as twisted as I thought I was )

    Edit: Fuckin with the odds here. :science:
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  7. DDave

    DDave Vape Wizard Accessory Maker

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    Uh, so is that the downstem from a 14mm male honeycomb perc with 4 egg style holes in the main chamber in your pants or are you just.... EWWWWW!!!!!!! :puke::goat:

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    ^^^^ This web page is great for the theme seen above!
    http://phogotraphy.com/tag/funniest-meme-of-2015/

    :cheers:
     
  8. Philreal187

    Philreal187 Well-Known Member

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    @BoogerMan I got a joke for ya....



    Woman rights.
     
  9. herbivore21

    herbivore21 Well-Known Member

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    Sorry man, but making light of women's rights is the real joke here and not a good one...

    I really don't mean to pick on you at all here.

    I know that occasionally, a guy will make a joke like this to a group of guys and some might chuckle. I know that at times, it can feel like a boys club here (I mean hell, I call just about everyone 'bro' lol). Still, do you think that women around these parts would find this funny? Should we be reinforcing the ideas of female inferiority to men that some men still sadly hold?

    This isn't about being PC. Remember that there are women here who use mmj to medicate PTSD. Sadly, the most common causes of PTSD for women statistically (I highlight this as a qualified research psychologist) involve violence at the hands of a man, usually someone in her community or even closer to her.

    Everyone is super quick to go and salute those who suffer PTSD because of past military service - but what about those women who suffer PTSD due to trauma caused at the hand of a man (as a criminologist, I can tell you statistics in each of our countries are similarly dreadful for this stuff and that so much more still goes unreported) in a domestic situation, not because of a war that they signed up to fight?

    I know you probably meant no harm here, but imagine the reaction of a woman who now suffers debilitating illness because of past male violence towards her sees men in this community (which is actually a relatively safe space by internet standards!) calling women's rights a 'joke'.

    Again, I really don't wanna call you out or single you out bro, you're a genuine contributor here and I really do have nothing but respect for you otherwise.

    I would normally PM this sorta thing but I really think we all need to be mindful of this (you aren't the only FCer I've ever noticed making comments which are flippantly denigrating to women). I'm sure we can all agree that we want to make FC a place that women can enjoy just as much as men, and that ensures that this is a safe space for those who suffer the ongoing effects of trauma.

    :peace:
     
  10. dorkus_molorkus

    dorkus_molorkus Well-Known Member

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    Click to play YouTube Video


    clearly you can see this fucker ripping off my content!

    http://tinypic.com/player.php?v=ddj39w&s=8#.VcfYv_krLcs



     
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  11. Quetzalcoatl

    Quetzalcoatl DEADY GUERRERO/DIRT COBAIN/GEORGE KUSH Staff Member

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    All you have to do is drop your pants to win dorkus..... :shrug:
     
  12. Seren

    Seren Away with the fairies

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    & last but most definitely not least:

    Click to play YouTube Video
     
  13. BoogerMan

    BoogerMan Well-Known Member

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    That dog video is one of my all time favorites! I've watched that thing more times than I can count. I am a sucker for dogs and puppies :D

    Hahahahaha.

    So my girlfriend walks in the room and sees me trying to place my "slong" through the center hole.

    Her: Sweetie, what the hell are you doing?

    Me: My friend on FC told me this was the best way for a girl to take a dab:rofl:wanna come test it out?

    Her: Fuck off

    Me: Looks like I gotta finish...the dab...by myself :ugh:

    ^^this is the best bike I have ever seen. At first I thought it was a real woman lol. I immediately thought, they must be European ha!
     
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  14. Joel W.

    Joel W. Deplorable Basement Dweller Accessory Maker

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    I went and re-read ALL of your posts @BoogerMan and here ya go!
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    Cheap China Glass
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    for JoDa
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  15. Enchantre

    Enchantre Oil Painter

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    Put the emphasis a little different...

    If I drop my pants, I will win Dorkus?

    What the fuck do I need a Dorkus for?
     
  16. KidFated.

    KidFated. We Don't Even Live Here..

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    What don't I need a Dorkus for.......
     
  17. dorkus_molorkus

    dorkus_molorkus Well-Known Member

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    Damn fucking straight!

    I dance to at least 2 disciplines, I am bi-linqual (Aka- a cunning linguist) & I work as an exotic dancer as seen here.
    Some context tho.

    Some russian ho thought she could muscle in on my sublimator vid by dancing about in a bikini.
    Well I fucken showed her with this classy rebuttal.

    http://tinypic.com/player.php?v=29bhkdw>&s=8#.Vcf0UfkrLcs

    So, ROLL UP ROLL UP!

    DROP YA PANTIES AND WIN A DORKUS!
    EVERY PLAYER GETS THE WIENER!
     
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  18. stark1

    stark1 She's back!

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    Howz about an ole, old fart joke?

    Remember the good old days when the Fulton Fish Market was on Fulton St, near Brooklyn Bridge?

    In those good old days there was a blind old dude whose singular joy was to take an early morning walk during the week.

    "Tap." "Tap."

    The morning workers would hear the tapping of his cane as he approached.

    "Tap." "Tap. " "Tap."

    Suddenly, with the gusto of a Caruso, and the joy of sunrise, the old man could be heard loudly singing
    "Good Morning, Ladies!!", as he rounded the corner, happily tapping into the hustle and bustle of New York's ↖️Fulton Fish Market....
     
  19. vtac

    vtac vapor junkie Staff Member

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    I think some people are misunderstanding what @BoogerMan meant by "UNLIMITED ENTRIES". And when I said there's no need to limit yourself to one entry per post I wasn't talk... What's wrong with you? If there was ever a need for a thread-ban it's @dorkus_molorkus from this one. :evil:

    Thank you. Very well said. I think that overall we do an admirable job at treading the fine line between comedy and respect here and that it's very much worth doing.
     
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  20. herbivore21

    herbivore21 Well-Known Member

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    A pleasure my friend, and thank you for the great work that you and each of our mods do to ensure that this place is both enjoyable and respectful! :D
     
  21. emmdeemo

    emmdeemo Never ever, bloody anything, ever.

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    With all of those things in mind, and completely on topic for the thread, here, have this bit of genius...

    Click to play YouTube Video
     
  22. BoogerMan

    BoogerMan Well-Known Member

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    Hahaha that just about sums me up. Hot damn, I would bring scientific China glass to a heady sesh :lol:. All those colors are lovely, but that scientific look always has me drooling :science:

    The racist is better at being liberal than you are :rofl:
     
  23. vtac

    vtac vapor junkie Staff Member

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    I've been made aware that the humor in this was not readily apparent. If you don't get it you can rest easy knowing that your mind hasn't been contaminated by an indecent Australian.


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  24. emmdeemo

    emmdeemo Never ever, bloody anything, ever.

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    Haha, I think my quote went wrong. I'm not going to change it now :-D
     
  25. dorkus_molorkus

    dorkus_molorkus Well-Known Member

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    Lolz @vtac trying to ban awesomeness.
    Burnt any good books lately comrade?

    Remember when you banned me last time?

    I put a gypsy curse on you, then your milk went sour in the udder & the seed you sowed went black in the furrow.........

    yr girlfriend was pissed as hell, she was wearing new bra & panties at the time.:D:D


    BTW- you into 'Frozen' now dude?

    Im so glad to hear you have moved on to something a bit more manly since the mods attended 'my little Brony convention 2013'

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    I was a bit worried you all would look a bit gay in those pics, thank fuck you lot dodged that bullet eh?

    Mom couldnt make it but the others did.
    It was crazy, @Stu as usual stands out by looking ridiculous in a silly hat and then there was that incident during the matinee pony show with the giant courgette.

    Sure he was having a flashback to that bar in Patpong, but thats no real consolation once youve all been banned from all Brony events for life.

    However it does explain a lot,

    but not @Stu s penchant for the transgendered
    This is his new 'girlfriend' they call him 'Bruce', the sexy little minx.
    Click to play YouTube Video



    Massive props tho Vtac. Fuck if anyone could look cool with a phallus type attachment on yr noggin, whilst sporting purple hair & playing with girls toys, its fucken you dude!

    Kudos to you sir,:clap::clap:
    In fact I may have to get Mrs Dorkus a pony outfit strictly for research purposes tho.
    We already have a steady supply of giant corguettes on hand at all times. S
    o no worries there.:tup:
    and we have our own 'pony tails' here already.
    Ours are his and hers.
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    Meanwhile, Ive been having a very stressful day.



    bwhahahahahahahahahahaha!

    Hows that for indecent??
    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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