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JyARz Haiku and Order Doubling Full Spectrum Extravaganza!

Discussion in 'Past Contests' started by vtac, Jan 9, 2014.

  1. vtac

    vtac vapor junkie Staff Member

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    JyARz is starting 2014 off with blast of color, and that means free JyARz! Please read carefully as there is a lot going on here.

    First off, if you haven't heard about JyARz yet, check out their thread and read the reviews for yourself. I love stash containers and these are a personal favorite. Pocket sized, glass lined, and virtually indestructible.

    Second, JyARz is bringing back their popular and excellent double your order promotion! Buy a one, get one free. Buy 10 get 10 free! You can go back and read all the happy customer comments from the original promo here. This time the promo will run until January 12, 2014.

    Three (3) lucky customers can get an additional free bonus of a JyAR in every color offered. The full spectrum! Black, Blue, White, Purist White, Granny Apple Green, Pink, and Purple. Seven free JyARz for your airtight storage pleasure. These full spectrum bonuses will be available to order numbers #1780, #1783, and #1785. If you snag one of those order numbers, all you have to do is email Support@JyARz.com indicating that you're an FC member along with your order number and JyARz will send you a full set along with your already doubled order. These order numbers are now spoken for!

    Number 4. Colorful containers full of fragrant flowers. It makes you want to write a short poem in haiku form, doesn't it?
    • Submit your original JyARz themed haiku by posting it in this thread. It doesn't have to mention JyARz directly, but there must be a connection.
    • One entry per person. Don't disqualify yourself!
    • The winning entry will be selected using random.org based on the post numbers in this thread. If the post # is not a valid entry, the drawing will continue until a winner is found.
    • The prize: Yet another full spectrum of JyARz! Seven colorful container capsules to keep your flowers fresh!
    • The contest will close January 12, 2014 at 11:59:59 PM PST, with the winner being selected shortly thereafter.
    • Contest open to fc members, 18 years of age and older
    • Rules are subject to change at any time.
    Have fun! :D
     
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  2. DDave

    DDave Vape Wizard

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    FC & JyARz Rule! Here goes!


    My JyARz closing
    Across the table, I see
    kind herbs wait their turn....


    Thanks! Good Luck Everyone! Vape On!


    EDIT: Haiku adjusted as requested, thanks vtac
     
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  3. vtac

    vtac vapor junkie Staff Member

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    We're going for the traditional haiku format; lines of 5, 7, and 5 syllables. Please revise your entry accordingly. JyARz is one syllable. :)
     
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  4. thesoloman

    thesoloman Well-Known Member

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    oh look at my JyARz
    my JyARz keep my herb so nice
    oh and its air tight
     
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  5. DDave

    DDave Vape Wizard

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    Thanks vtac, taken care of!

    Vape On!
     
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  6. lwien

    lwien Well-Known Member

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    Did I hear someone say...............Haiku? :ninja:

    My herb needs a home
    Protected from light and air
    JyARz says, "Come to me"
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  7. stickstones

    stickstones Wasted Staff Member

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    I just ordered mine and the winning numbers are coming up real soon...gonna be some happy winners here! Go place your orders!
     
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  8. Tweek

    Tweek Well-Known Member

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    I open you slow
    Your sweet scent greets me warmly
    A Jyar full of joy
     
  9. lwien

    lwien Well-Known Member

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    That's pretty erotic, Tweek. :cool:
     
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  10. nigel

    nigel And shepherds we shall be,for Accuracy & Discovery

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    Dammit!! Just off of one of the winning numbers. :(

    But I got my order in as doubled up, so I guess I can't complain....
     
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  11. SSVUN~YAH

    SSVUN~YAH You Must Unlearn, What You Have Learned...

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    Protect your nectar
    Delight your senses, unveil
    The full spectrum, JyARz
     
  12. Mister G

    Mister G Council Elder

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    Trichomes open wide
    Gasping for air
    Because...Jyarz
     
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  13. b0

    b0 Vapor powered

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    Just made an order past week, if I knew I would have waited. But at least I got the offer to double my order! Awesome work guys, thanks for the deal!

    My herbs are happy
    Since they will be inside JyARz
    When they arrive home

    This is my first haiku and English is not my main language, is it well written guys? TIA
     
  14. lwien

    lwien Well-Known Member

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    :lol: .........Someone from Spain using English to write a Japanese poem.

    Ya did great...........
     
  15. b0

    b0 Vapor powered

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    Just crazy I know :rofl:

    I did a little change to the haiku, I think it's still good:haw:
     
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  16. sasNW

    sasNW SmartVape all day

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    Off by one order also! 1186. I blame my coworker, damn guy just talked for 10 minutes stopping me from placing my order. :rant: Lol seriously though thanks for the offers @JyARz. Been using 2 everyday for the last month and they are awesome. Even with losing the disk above the gasket they work great.

    O bud there you sit
    Losing all your tastiness
    Thank god for you jyarz

    First haiku since middle school:cool:
     
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  17. DDave

    DDave Vape Wizard

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    :tup: & :clap:

    Nice Job!
     
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  18. Enchantre

    Enchantre A short, pithy statement

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    and mine is 1787... but hey, at least I get more Jyarz

    Even more colors
    My dear hubby says "hell no!"
    Got my order in! ;)



    [*note: hubby helped me compose it, and he did NOT say no]
     
  19. nigel

    nigel And shepherds we shall be,for Accuracy & Discovery

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    So it looks like all three winning order #'s are gone.

    But to get your stuff win, you have be an FC member.

    Since I haven't seen anyone post "I WON! I WON!" yet (unless I missed it), I wonder if any FC people got those numbers?
    :(
     
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  20. Richy

    Richy Frequently up in space with Bowie

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    These JyARz are the best
    They keep my herb tasting fresh
    And the smell in too

    Syllables kind of confuse me a bit so I hope I got that right, please let me know otherwise. Good luck to everyone entering.

    Edit:
    It must be Samsquanch mating season.
     
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  21. Dreamerr

    Dreamerr Always in a state of confusion and silliness♀

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    Perfect Richy but I am not that swift:uhh:
     
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  22. sasNW

    sasNW SmartVape all day

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    Good call @nigel. Sooo any fc winners?!?!?
     
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  23. Tweek

    Tweek Well-Known Member

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    Careful now, you two. I might hump yer legz.
     
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  24. next level

    next level Well-Known Member

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    I was 1784 and my brother was 1788. We ordered like 20 minutes apart.

    Edit was 1784, not 1183...
     
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  25. HSIHP

    HSIHP Well-Known Member

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    From glass to plastic
    And just about all between
    Jayr, the place to be.
     
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