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Discussion in 'The Vapor Lounge' started by Purple-Days, Aug 26, 2008.

  1. macbill

    macbill Gregarious Misanthrope

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  2. Planck

    Planck believes in Dog

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    I like children but I can't eat a whole one. :brow:

     
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    OldNewbie Well-Known Member

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    Ramahs Fucking Combustion (mostly) Since February 2017

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    grampa_herb Russian asset

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    I was going to sell my guns to the government but you wouldn’t believe what came up during the background check.
     
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    macbill Gregarious Misanthrope

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    grampa_herb Russian asset

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    Opening day! Woke up 2 hours before sunrise and got dressed. Made up a thermos of coffee, some sandwiches and snacks. Loaded up my gun and gear in the truck. Backed out of the garage. Wind was blowing something fierce! Freezing rain mixed with ice and sleet! It was absolutely horrible.

    Pulled back into the garage. Unloaded my gear. Crept back into the house, got undressed, slipped back into the bed.

    Snuggled up next to my wife and whispered "The weather is awful out there".

    "Yeah", she replied, "and if you can believe it my dumbass husband went hunting today".
     
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    macbill Gregarious Misanthrope

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    macbill Gregarious Misanthrope

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    macbill Gregarious Misanthrope

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    macbill Gregarious Misanthrope

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    A senior West Wing staffer told Trump that he had a dream, and in that dream Trump got his huge military parade after all, complete with hundreds of thousands of cheering, flag-waving people lining the streets.

    "Was I smiling?" Trump asked.

    "I don't know," the aide replied. "It was a closed casket."

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    Q: How can you tell if Nancy Pelosi will be tight-lipped about a hot button issue?
    A: Because she will also be tight-foreheaded and tight-eyelided!
     
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    macbill Gregarious Misanthrope

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    macbill Gregarious Misanthrope

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    macbill Gregarious Misanthrope

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    Pee Wee Herman refused his court appointed attorney saying he felt confident that he could get himself off...
     
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    macbill Gregarious Misanthrope

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    Ramahs Fucking Combustion (mostly) Since February 2017

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  20. Ramahs

    Ramahs Fucking Combustion (mostly) Since February 2017

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    Happy genocide day!

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  21. macbill

    macbill Gregarious Misanthrope

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    grampa_herb Russian asset

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    I got gas today for only $1.39. Unfortunately it was at Taco Bell.
     
  23. His_Highness

    His_Highness In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king

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    At least there was no real meat involved.
     
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    "No animals were harmed in the making of your taco."
     
  25. macbill

    macbill Gregarious Misanthrope

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