Joke thread

[macbill]

Familiar Circus

Mom said she wished I never was born....

Billy hates being picked on by the Predator.

"Mom just washed these walls...."

 

[Tranquility]

 

[macbill]

 

[grampa_herb]

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.

 

[macbill]

 

[Ramahs]

 

[grampa_herb]

 

[Ramahs]

 

[Tranquility]

 

[Ramahs]

 

[macbill]

 

[Tranquility]

While I knew about what the joke was when I read it, it took me a few minutes to figure out the precise joke. Cross-language...puns?...are hard.

Know what you call a couple of Mexicans playing basketball? Juan v. Juan.

Now for something completely different:

 

[macbill]

 

[Ramahs]

While I knew about what the joke was when I read it, it took me a few minutes to figure out the precise joke. Cross-language...puns?...are hard.

Agreed! I'd thought about putting a covered spoiler below it that those who didn't get it could click on and see, but I was lazy. lol

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[Nooky72]

 

[macbill]

 

[macbill]

 

[teabelly]

 

[macbill]

 

[teabelly]

 

[teabelly]

 

[Tranquility]

 

[teabelly]

 

[macbill]

 

[grampa_herb]

People who use semi-colons should get two consecutive sentences.