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  1. DDave

    DDave Vape Wizard Accessory Maker

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    An English man, French, Italian, and German are standing at the side of a street watching a street performer.

    The street performer noticed that they all have poor eye sight so he asked them whether they can see him and they responded: "Yes" "Oui" "Sì" "Ja"

    :lmao:
     
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    macbill Gregarious Misanthrope

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  5. Summer

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    May be lame, but what the hell. :D


    What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
    If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.

    What did the banana say to the vibrator?
    Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!

    What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
    One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.

    What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
    A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

    What did the O say to the Q?
    Dude, your dick’s hanging out.

    What did the sanitary napkin say to the fart?
    You are the wind beneath my wings.

    What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?
    You can negotiate with a terrorist.

    How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?
    As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.

    How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
    Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
     
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    macbill Gregarious Misanthrope

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    macbill Gregarious Misanthrope

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    macbill Gregarious Misanthrope

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  10. grampa_herb

    grampa_herb CO2 oil bigot

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    Brussels sprouts are what my parents threatened me with when I was naughty.
     
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  11. Summer

    Summer Well-Known Member

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    Brussel sprouts are a refrig staple for me. I love brussel sprouts roasted with garlic & butter with salt & pepper added.
     
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    But you got wind of it!

    “What's the difference between Brussel sprouts and snot? Kids don't eat Brussel sprouts.“
     
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    Ramahs Fucking Combustion (mostly) Since February 2017

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