How many vaporists does it take to change a lightbulb?

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  1. placetime Well-Known Member

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    None. Real vaporists don't use lightbulbs--they use non-toxic vaporizers that actually work.
    placetime, Jun 10, 2012
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  2. caseball2051 Active Member

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    my first dabbling in vaporizers was with a lightbulb.

    it was surprisingly effective once you mastered it.
    caseball2051, Jun 10, 2012
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  3. placetime Well-Known Member

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    Didn't mean to offend. Supposed to be a joke. I was hoping others might supply other alternative answers. :)
    :peace:
    placetime, Jun 10, 2012
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  4. Stu Maconheiro

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    Four.

    One to post "how do I change a light bulb?" in Ask FC.
    One to reply to the OP and tell them that they need to read through the entire thread.
    Pakalolo to refer them to the 12-page Vaporpedia entry he made about light bulb changing.
    And Max to to give the above three people infractions for posting in the wrong thread.

    :D

    max note- Just to set the record straight-pretty sure nobody on the forum has ever gotten an infraction for posting in the wrong thread, or the wrong section. So I guess you need an infraction for counting wrong. ;)
    Stu, Jun 10, 2012
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  5. thevapedcrusader 420247

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    ok, assuming that they all vape, how many chefs would it take to change a lightbulb?
    ? 10- one to change it and nine to stand around saying how much better they would have done it.
    thevapedcrusader, Jun 10, 2012
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  6. placetime Well-Known Member

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    :rofl:


    Two.
    One to install the new bulb, and one to make qwiso from whatever is left in the old bulb.
    placetime, Jun 10, 2012
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  7. pakalolo RoboMod v3.07 (stable)

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    In my defense, I wanted to split it into sub-pages but everybody said it was better left as a single entry. :shrug:
    pakalolo, Jun 11, 2012
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  8. caseball2051 Active Member

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    my bad dude i wasnt bein a dick. it just brough back memories lol.
    caseball2051, Jun 11, 2012
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  9. placetime Well-Known Member

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    Two. One to change the bulb, and one to repeatedly check for an order invite email from VapeXhale.
    placetime, Jun 13, 2012
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  10. Stu Maconheiro

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    I don't get it.

    Must be because I've already gotten my email. :D

    Now I can change lightbulbs with ease. Thanks in part to Pakalolo's thorough vaporpedia entry, of course.

    :peace:
    Stu, Jun 13, 2012
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  11. BigDaddyVapor @BigDogJunction

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    Psh...

    None. Fuck the lightbulb.

    :cool:
    BigDaddyVapor, Jul 7, 2012
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  12. Irie Chant Down Babylon

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    Can't tell unless we measure the temperature. What's yours at 11 o'clock?
    Irie, Jul 7, 2012
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  13. pakalolo RoboMod v3.07 (stable)

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    It's way past 11 o'clock here. You'll have to wait until tomorrow.
    pakalolo, Jul 7, 2012
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  14. Irie Chant Down Babylon

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    Good morning pak!
    Irie, Jul 7, 2012
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  15. placetime Well-Known Member

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    Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to pass around the vape until the room spins.
    placetime, Dec 4, 2012
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  16. Titamius Developing Connoisseur & Vaporist

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    Just one, it only takes a few draws to change the lightbulb in your mind!:brow:
    Titamius, Dec 4, 2012
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  17. placetime Well-Known Member

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    None. It's more fun to vape by the dim glow of a vaporizer.
    placetime, Dec 7, 2012
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  18. ShipDit Proud felon since the 1970's

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    301.
    1 to twist out the bulb and 300 to wait for his online review.
    ShipDit, Dec 9, 2012
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  19. treeman Member

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    2, one to change the light bulb and one to devise a GonG adapter for the dead one.
    treeman, Dec 9, 2012
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