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How many vaporists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Discussion in 'The Vapor Lounge' started by placetime, Jun 10, 2012.

  1. placetime

    placetime Well-Known Member

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    None. Real vaporists don't use lightbulbs--they use non-toxic vaporizers that actually work.
     
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  2. caseball2051

    caseball2051 Well-Known Member

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    my first dabbling in vaporizers was with a lightbulb.

    it was surprisingly effective once you mastered it.
     
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  3. placetime

    placetime Well-Known Member

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    Didn't mean to offend. Supposed to be a joke. I was hoping others might supply other alternative answers. :)
    :peace:
     
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  4. Stu

    Stu Maconheiro Staff Member

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    Four.

    One to post "how do I change a light bulb?" in Ask FC.
    One to reply to the OP and tell them that they need to read through the entire thread.
    Pakalolo to refer them to the 12-page Vaporpedia entry he made about light bulb changing.
    And Max to to give the above three people infractions for posting in the wrong thread.

    :D

    max note- Just to set the record straight-pretty sure nobody on the forum has ever gotten an infraction for posting in the wrong thread, or the wrong section. So I guess you need an infraction for counting wrong. ;)
     
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  5. thevapedcrusader

    thevapedcrusader 420247

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    ok, assuming that they all vape, how many chefs would it take to change a lightbulb?
    ? 10- one to change it and nine to stand around saying how much better they would have done it.
     
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  6. placetime

    placetime Well-Known Member

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    :rofl:


    Two.
    One to install the new bulb, and one to make qwiso from whatever is left in the old bulb.
     
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  7. pakalolo

    pakalolo RoboMod v3.17 (ticking) Staff Member

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    In my defense, I wanted to split it into sub-pages but everybody said it was better left as a single entry. :shrug:
     
  8. caseball2051

    caseball2051 Well-Known Member

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    my bad dude i wasnt bein a dick. it just brough back memories lol.
     
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  9. placetime

    placetime Well-Known Member

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    Two. One to change the bulb, and one to repeatedly check for an order invite email from VapeXhale.
     
  10. Stu

    Stu Maconheiro Staff Member

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    I don't get it.

    Must be because I've already gotten my email. :D

    Now I can change lightbulbs with ease. Thanks in part to Pakalolo's thorough vaporpedia entry, of course.

    :peace:
     
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  11. BigDaddyVapor

    BigDaddyVapor @BigDogJunction

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    Psh...

    None. Fuck the lightbulb.

    :cool:
     
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  12. Irie

    Irie Chant Down Babylon

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    Can't tell unless we measure the temperature. What's yours at 11 o'clock?
     
  13. pakalolo

    pakalolo RoboMod v3.17 (ticking) Staff Member

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    It's way past 11 o'clock here. You'll have to wait until tomorrow.
     
  14. Irie

    Irie Chant Down Babylon

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    Good morning pak!
     
  15. placetime

    placetime Well-Known Member

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    Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to pass around the vape until the room spins.
     
  16. Titamius

    Titamius Developing Connoisseur & Vaporist

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    Just one, it only takes a few draws to change the lightbulb in your mind!:brow:
     
  17. placetime

    placetime Well-Known Member

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    None. It's more fun to vape by the dim glow of a vaporizer.
     
  18. ShipDit

    ShipDit 1%

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    301.
    1 to twist out the bulb and 300 to wait for his online review.
     
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  19. treeman

    treeman Well-Known Member

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    2, one to change the light bulb and one to devise a GonG adapter for the dead one.
     

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