Have you ever been so vaped that you..

[duckTape]

tried to put the AUX-cable in your ear?

 

[CarolKing]

Tried to charge your phone with the vaporizer charger.

 

[Squiby]

Tried unsuccessfully to make a phone call on your remote control....

 

[TboneToker]

Drink a drink thinking it's your vape

or

Vape your Vape thinking it's your drink.



(awesome thread)

 

[HighSeasSailor]

Had an incomplete epiphany - a nearly fully formed, brilliant idea. Something that will doubtless be of value to you in the future, maybe you're not the first to think of it but it's the first time YOU thought of it, and that gives it meaning. All it needs is a quick cross-reference, a crucial bit of information that you could easily get on wikipedia or google. Let's check on that now.

Open laptop/unlock phone, open browser, get ready to search...

...what was I looking up again?

 

[Bdubbdiblets]

Thought you already got up to feed the cats...but they are still whining and in ur vaped sleepiness you can't figure out why they won't shut up?

Um.....oh and,

Feel like getting up the stairs to bed is the equivalent to running a marathon naked in the snow with a broken foot and someone repeatedly poking u in the eye..but here we go anyway...

And,

.....man I love frozen yogurt.....a lot.


That's was fun....

 

[syrupy]

Watched an hour or two of a television program without realizing it's in a language you don't speak.

 

[friedrich]

…start wondering where you left your phone, while browsing on said phone?

 

[DDave]

Spent a few minutes cursing your computer because you couldn't get onto www.fuckcumbustion.com

Spoiler: Hint

Look back at the spelling....

 

[CaptVapor]

Spent a few minutes cursing your computer because you couldn't get onto www.fuckcumbustion.com

Spoiler: Hint

Look back at the spelling....

Freudian slip

 

[killick]

Wondered why your vape was so wispy, and then realized it was empty. Again.

Typed your bank PIN into your microwave, and wonder why it doesn't look right as you hit 'enter'?

 

[DDave]

Freudian slip

 

[Joel W.]

Loaded all my vape stuff in a go bag and left it behind as I headed out of town.

Had to goto the dispensary and combust a few joints to get through the weekend.

 

[Diggy Smalls]

...sat there holding onto the vaporizer stem and poker for a good hour before realizing I wasn't using it anymore.

 

[GreenHopper]

. . . forgot the name of the person at the other end of the phone call, the reason for the call and how the call started.

What ever you do don't let the other person know you have no idea what's going on.

 

[Diggy Smalls]

...forgot what town you're in and think you're somehow in another state! OMG that was one of my very first times.