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Guess the concentrate? - Funny Story/Happy Ending

Discussion in 'Ask FC' started by DDave, Jan 27, 2014.

  1. DDave

    DDave Vape Wizard

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    Hey FCers,

    This "concentrate" comes with a funny story and a very happy ending, but before spilling the story, anyone wanna guess what this is?

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    I'll be back on later tonight to check on replies and share quite a funny story!

    Vape On!
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  2. SSVUN~YAH

    SSVUN~YAH Hey hey hey bhombs away!

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    Strawberry Jam!
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  3. DDave

    DDave Vape Wizard

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    LMAO! Looking at it again, it really does look like Strawberry Jam!!!! :tup: Thanks for the laugh! :rofl:

    Hint: I'd use this in either my EQ or Solo (herb sandwich style in the Solo), and strawberry jam isn't allowed within 5 feet of the ole vape station.... :nod:
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  4. Buildozer

    Buildozer Well-Known Member

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    ABV mixed w/ vapor resin? EQ elbow reclaim?

    I was thinking strawberry jam too hah.. It does look kind of like it.. hah
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  5. DDave

    DDave Vape Wizard

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    So close! :nod: One part of the substance is correct! :tup:

    Hint #2: The quantity came from a single "reclaim" event.

    LOL! Yeah it does! And I laughed reading this again!!! :rofl:

    =====================================================================
    In about an hour, will share the story which is pretty funny!

    Don't be left behind! Submit your responses soon! It's "Standing Room Only in here!!!" :rolleyes:
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  6. Caligula

    Caligula HTTP ERROR: 404 - NOT FOUND

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    Labrador.

    :shit:
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  7. Stu

    Stu Maconheiro Staff Member

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    First time cleaning the elbow?

    :peace:
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  8. DDave

    DDave Vape Wizard

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    LOL! I knew that was coming! That would have been my first guess. :rockon:
    TimeFrame Correct! :clap: (approx 6 months) It's a pretty big glob. I should have put a common object in the picture for reference. Next time...:bang:

    ================= The Story =================================
    So I get a call from a friend that I had set up with a DDave Mod approx 6 months ago. He's going on about how he's cleaned his glass Wand and elbow, all screens, took apart his unit and cleaned it, made sure his EQ wasn't clogged with dust in the vent underneath the unit.... everything possible he could think of, but he was describing a draw resistance similar to those who use a Solo for the first time.
    I'm thinking to myself, even with clogged screens mine Arizer has never had that kind of draw resistance. I tell him to relax and I'll be over.
    Dropped by and he fired up his tower. 200C straight off, we gave her 10 minutes to make sure she was read for use. He packed a wand, by hand and with Wand in the adapter I proceeded to take a draw. DANG! Immediate flashes of the golf ball through a garden hose jokes came rushing into mind. Wow, that was like sucking air through a pinhole.
    Since we had already attached everything we could think if, I asked him when was the last time he changed his tubing for the whip. He gets an odd look on his face, then says when we did the original mod 6 months earlier. (He used solid dark blue silicon tubing, like I've seen at the SSV site).
    Well, fully armed with a light bulb over my head, I ask him if he has a rolling pin... like one would use to roll out cookie dough. He did! So I ask him to get it and some tin foil. Then proceed, from mouthpiece end to wand end, roll that tubing with great force.
    What happened next I will never forget! There we were, watching the end of the tubing (I was hoping for a glob of golden goo).... and as I neared the end, this big "turd looking" thing comes squishing out..... My friend stood up and blew chunks! :puke: I don't know why it caught him so off-guard, because had I needed to use the restroom, I'd have had an accident laughing at him. Through tears and gasps for air, I asked him what was up.... and stared at me for a second.. then his red face looked as if it would explode and he struggled to get the words out "It looked like Poop, Active Happening Poop!" out of his mouth before he completely lost it. Needless to say, I lost it too! For the next 20-30 minutes, we couldn't do anything but laugh at what happened! :rofl:
    I also said there was a happy ending. My friend couldn't look at this stuff, much less vape it! Even though I let him know that this combination of wand dust and resin would be decently potent. So he let me take the whole batch, with the promise of another when the draw restriction returned, so long as I promised not to clean the whip out in front of him!
    As I left, he had to say "Enjoy your Shit!", to which we both shared one last side-splitting laugh..... :dog:

    Vape On! (And when your draw becomes restricted, give me a call.... :wave: Happy to get things working again for ya! :brow:)
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  9. Buildozer

    Buildozer Well-Known Member

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    Ha what a surprising reaction that your friend had..

    That is a good idea to use the Rolling Pin!
    I would have never thought to try and clean the whip like that.. :cheers:
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  10. DDave

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    Yeah! And he kept the original impression of the reclaim in his mind so much that he can't use it. :ugh:

    The rolling pin idea was an improvement over the "use a can" idea. Worked so much better! :party:

    .
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  11. SSVUN~YAH

    SSVUN~YAH Hey hey hey bhombs away!

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    I know right, a good story and a good idea!
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  12. DDave

    DDave Vape Wizard

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    Thanks! Feel free to spread the idea around FC to members using whips!

    Oh My! I don't believe I just said that! :o:o:o

    Vape On!
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  13. syrupy

    syrupy where a vape has no name

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    That's not the kind of happy ending I was expecting... but good story!
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  14. DDave

    DDave Vape Wizard

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    Thanks!

    Happy ending because I was thinking of what would have happened if he had discovered the reason for the clog and just chucked the whip without calling me.... The thought makes me :cry:

    :cheers:
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