Discussion in 'The Vapor Lounge' started by lwien, Aug 15, 2013.
Fuck you logos on bongs.
I'd like to pick up a new bong. I went to some well known sites and found 4 that I liked the shape and size. Unfortunately 3 of them had to come right off the list. I liked one of those in particular. What I didn't like is someone's big ass logo slapped across it.
Diamond Glass you are not the only offender just the one I'm going to single out today.
I'm happy for you that you like the name of your company and the clever logo your kid or an art department came up with. I don't want that shit blocking up the beauty of the piece I want to purchase. Why would anyone, other than you, want your logo slapped across a gorgeous piece of glass? If you are giving out free bongs and you think that we just walk around with these in public and it will be advertising then I'd get it. If you were paying me to be seen using your bong I'd get that too. If I want pay for something beautiful why in the hell would I want some black ink logo for a company I have no emotional or financial investment dominating the item? I personally wouldn't want a logo anywhere on a bong and fortunately there are many available. If you just have to do it how about toning it down? Shrink that logo to 10% of whatever size you use now, put it on the bottom edge so I can enjoy the artistry of the glass.
You can take them off with some 0000 steel wool.
Oops! I fucking forgot this is the "Fuck You" thread. Fuck! Well, it's only because I'm fucking old as the hills and twice as dusty.
Fuck you asshole. I haven’t heard from you in two years. You don’t ever call to see how I am. Today, out of the blue, you send me a text asking if you can sample some of my MMJ because you saw my posts on Facebook. (Has to be groups because I never post on Facebook on my own timeline anymore.). How about you go fuck yourself.
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I probably should have specified things a little better but can't properly type and clearly left out important information. The guy and one of his two friends even blocked a public sidewalk trying to provoke a fight. I did nothing for them to do this or talk any sort of shit. I never fight for ego nor lost a fight and certainly feared for my life. I fear for my life anytime people try dumb stuff like that I was about to arrest and or possibly shoot this rather large man and his friends. I would have then pressed attempted murder charges on them that would stick. I do a lot of charity work in the area and the Police know and like me. I have higher security needs for reasons i probably should not go into and they certainly respect that.
That being said and going by what you said you don't seem like the type of person that just talks shit about random people walking by and blocking sidewalks attempting physical contact to start a fight, So clearly this would not happen to you but yeah that's exactly what can happen to dumb little groups of shit starters. I have had to defend my life multiple times in public from morons like these. I always press charges if i have to pull a firearm.
While I'm a shit talker, I would never block a sidewalk or get in someone's face in the hopes of a fight. Even when you "win", fights hurt and should be avoided. It's been decades since I've carried concealed so don't have any established procedure for what I would do if I had to present. I know that in my state, I would spend little time pressing charges if I drew on someone and more time STFU other than saying I was in fear of my life in as many different ways as possible.
Cop: "So, what happened?"
ON: "I can't even talk as I'm still too shaken about thinking I was going to die."
Cop: "Is that when you pulled the gun?
ON: "Literally, die. I had no idea what to do."
Cop: "So, that's when the gun came out?
ON: "So afraid. Goodness.
Cop: "You've said that. Why did you bring the gun?"
ON: "I can't hardly imagine being that afraid again."
Cop: "Are you going to answer any of my questions?"
ON: "I thought I was going to die."
Then again, I'm from California. They don't much care for civil rights. (At least the ones in the 2nd amendment. Now that I think of it, they're not that fond of the 1st either.) There, the victim and the suspect can shift from who started it to who finished it without the proper political correctness in an instant.
Big fuck you to the neighbors who decided to call the cops for a welfare check, after I managed to leave the garage door open overnight.
Instead of one of these buffoons knocking on my door, and letting me know I forgot to close the door, I woke this morning to the doorbell+loud knocking... ignored cos I figured it was a solicitor and I had no idea what time it was.
Few seconds later I hear "xxxx PD, anyone here?" from INSIDE the house. I hopped out of bed and there was a cop poking his head in the door from the garage. It's 8:30 AM. They took my ID and I explained I indeed lived there, and that I had simply forgotten to close the garage door, and had not checked, or gone out since.
After running my ID and coming back, I now had 3 police officers in my kitchen before I had even had a sip of OJ!
I hadn't vaped/dabbed since last night, but I had my stuff out, and no ventilation in the house... of course they could smell it, and asked if I had my MMJ card, I said I don't have a card, and that I used for conditions that were not covered in my state (which is true) and that I only had a gram (absolute bold faced lie)
I had my vapcaps and Peak sitting out on my desk, ABV jar, few jyarz classics, and a chico with a halfoz of concentrate...
They asked to go in my room and check... they followed me in, and I just pulled the one Jyarz I knew I had just a tiny bit in it, and said that was all I had. They didn't ask about any of the stuff or investigate further luckily...
Then they ensured me I was lucky, cos they were "nice cops" and they all gave me fist bumps before leaving...
Fuck whoever called the cops instead of knocking on my front door, or literally anything else. I could have ended up in some very serious shit, all for a really minor mistake. I want to kick myself for it, but I could not have expected my neighbors to call the damn cops over something as simple as this.
@muunch - I wouldn't be able to chill after something like that. I'd be worried that the next knock on the door wouldn't be a street cop but would be someone in local drug enforcement now that they have probable cause. I'm the paranoid type........but it doesn't mean they're not out to get me.
If they were really interested they had all they needed to tear your place apart and since they had surprise on their side it would have been the perfect storm. So yeah....you're one of the luckiest folks I know.
EDIT: Just wondered - the best legal advice out there is to keep your mouth shut and lawyer up but you handed them what they needed. I got a feeling if you had told them you wanted a lawyer the second they spotted the MJ it wouldn't have ended the same happy way. Interesting........Now I have to wonder which approach to take in the future.....
I agree. I wish I had not just woken up so I would have had a bit more time to think about how to handle the situation...
Even worse is that one of my neighbors is a sheriff.
I'm not particularly worried/paranoid, but I'm having quite the streak of unfortunate luck, so I suppose I'm just happy I'm only down like a gram of Tangie and my red jyarz classic rather than the possible alternatives.
Hoo-ray, hoo-ray It's the first of May. Outdoor STD's are spread today.
I can't stand those who don't let you finish sentences.
Or when responding to one of their statements, they repeat their concept over your answer.
It is always as if we were in a hurry. Many speak. Few listen.
A hearty FUCK YOU to my primary care dr.! Look, I have been suffering with these migraines for 20 years. I tried the first pharma "solution" and it did not work. I tried taking another pharma product "off label" and it did not help. The second attempt has been prescribed for 10+ years to me. I told you that I wanted to apply for my med card and you rolled your eyes at me and then told me that migraine is not a qualifying category for my state. WAKE UP DOC! The guidelines clearly state chronic migraine as a treatable condition with mj. You just have not taken the time to read the newest conditions that are covered. So instead you hand me 2 scripts for new meds. " Well, blah, blah, blah, medical mj is the last resort option........."
Well Doc, I don't want to take pills, that's why I came to see you and drop the old prescription. Fuck your recommendation, it's MY pain. You are the Dr. working for me, I asked you to provide a description of the meds you have prescribed for the mmj Dr. You don't want to help me treat my suffering, you want to hand out pills. I have tried just about every possible natural treatment, but I can't legally obtain and use mj.
I am snorting Cayenne Pepper for fuck's sake just to break the pain cycle. I would have told the dr. that I have tried psilocybin micro-dosing as well, but why fucking bother......Fuck You in your old, dead ass Richard Nixon! And Fuck You Schedule 1! Fuck schedule anything, my fucking head hurts and it has for 2 days. you rotten, soul snatching motherfuckers!
You're in the wrong thread. Here that begins: FUCK those people who don't let you finish sentences...
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