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Discussion in 'The Vapor Lounge' started by lwien, Aug 15, 2013.

  1. cybrguy

    cybrguy I mean really, WTF

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    I'm fucking hungry now.
     
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  2. grampa_herb

    grampa_herb CO2 oil bigot

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    They're selling cheese-free pizza at the court house.
     
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  3. cybrguy

    cybrguy I mean really, WTF

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    Lots of pizza claiming to have cheese should be accused of false advertising. If you can see the crust anywhere other than is the last 1.5" around the periphery than there isn't enough cheese. Well, and the bottom I guess, but what are you doing looking at the bottom? :o

    Fuck ME for making myself so hungry.
     
  4. Squiby

    Squiby Well-Known Member

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    @cybrguy If I could, I would make make you one of my famous veggie pizza's. I start with a freshly made dough, patted and stretched on a platter. with a mortar and pestle I grind up some garlic, Italian spices, olive oil, salt and pepper. Spread this concoction over the dough. Top with onions, mushrooms, hot peppers, broccoli, olives, etc. Or whatever you like. Then top with at least three cheeses, maybe four or five; cheddaer, mozzerella, parm, swiss and several dollops of goat cheese. Sprinkle a heated pizza stone with corn meal and slide the loaded pizza onto it. Bake for 15-20 min at 450. Yum!!!! It is really really good!!!

    Fuck shifty pizza's.
     
  5. cybrguy

    cybrguy I mean really, WTF

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    drool drool drool... Gonna need a new keyboard.

    I DO like meat on my Pizza. Sausage, pepperoni, bacon, I have even enjoyed chicken when well done. BUT I can truly enjoy a veggie pizza as long as there is enough cheese. Even pineapple can be a pizza ingredient on a veggie pizza. Tho that is the only fruit I have tried. (Other than tomato, but that doesn't really count)

    But fuck Dominoes, no matter what the ingredients. That may be the only pizza I ever turned down. (Tho hairy fish is a turnoff too)
     
  6. Squiby

    Squiby Well-Known Member

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    I've been known to eat meat.

    But fuck greasy processed bologna!

    That's one thing I'll never be full of.
     
  7. cybrguy

    cybrguy I mean really, WTF

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    I used to eat fried baloney sandwiches as a kid. Today the only thing I like about baloney is the song.

    "My baloney has a first name..."

    Okay okay, here it is...
    Click to play YouTube Video


    And FUCK the other versions... ;)
     
  8. Andreaerdna

    Andreaerdna If God is the answer, then the question is wrong

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    Fuck me for being a pizza nazi, but i must say:

    - Fuck generic cheese. its mozzarella only (alone or with other cheese at worst), here in France its often emmental and really it is another thing
    - Fuck also chicken and pineapple, that is a carnival not a pizza anymore :)

    Pizza without mozzarella nor tomato sauce is delicious, can be delicious at least, its called focaccia (olive oil, salt, olives/oignons/little tomatoes...)

    And fuck you all,i am now starving for pizza/focaccia, right after dinner
     
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  9. OldNewbie

    OldNewbie Well-Known Member

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  10. Trypsy Summers

    Trypsy Summers Well-Known Member

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    Fuck You -summer cold, or if I was coming from the male perspective, SUMMER FLU!:o Which, by all accounts is nearly as deadly as 'freaking' man flu, lol :rolleyes: ....

    But seriously, I cant' smell shit when vaping from my Mighty and I'm too 'fatigued' to set-up the Aromed 4.0! Which, given that each toke is leaving my throat on fire, ought to be the go to vape...But I just can't face doing all the shit that is required to set it up.:ugh:

    Thank goodness for medibles...;)

    Pure Peace:leaf:
     
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  11. Cheesequake

    Cheesequake Well-Known Member

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    FUCK YOU EBAY! I sold a video card a month ago and the buyer is now (a month later) claiming that it died. I put in my listing that I offer no returns and the seller admitted it arrived in perfect condition but eBay is telling me they're most likely going to end up siding with the buyer. I even went so far as to record the video card powering on and working with the serial number in view but ebay doesn't care.

    Just a heads up there is literally NOTHING you can do to protect yourself as a seller on eBay besides not selling on eBay.
     
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  12. grampa_herb

    grampa_herb CO2 oil bigot

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    Yep. I woke one day, saw someone had paid for something, packaged it up and mailed it on the way to work. No refund offered cuz it was only $8 and it was something that cannot be defective. Good service, right?

    A few hours later the guy wants to cancel, and starts accusing me of sending it after he requested a cancel. Since he was really rude I decided not to cooperate. He then refuses the package delivery and I get it back. Next he leaves a nasty inaccurate review, and Ebay pays him the paltry $8, even though they said I handled everything correctly. I can't get the review removed cuz I waited too long.

    Then I sell the item again....:evil:
     
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  13. HughJundys

    HughJundys Willie B. Hardigan

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  14. cosimo

    cosimo Member

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    FUCK YOU @cosimo for not following advice regarding glassware on tile floor... for breaking the glass heater cover the day you received your new vape and making me have to wait 15 more days to try it out! You didn't get/give a chance to even inhale vapor once! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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  15. mccringleberry

    mccringleberry Well-Known Member

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    to the psycho girl i lost my virginity to who i never shouldve been involved with, who for 9 months made me believe that she got pregnant with my kid when in fact it was her ex's kid all along.
     
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  16. cybrguy

    cybrguy I mean really, WTF

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    I think FUCK YOU is barely adequate for that one. I think at the least that should be FUCK YOU VERY MUCH.
    :ugh:
     
  17. phattpiggie

    phattpiggie Well-Known Member Accessory Maker

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    Psycho girlfriends and cheeseless pizza, done the first but never the latter.

    I don't feel the need for public rants much but unfortunately it's time.

    Spent most of my life moving from one place to another so friends have near enough all been temporary.
    Long term friends are few and far between.

    So FUK YOU cunt.
    You were hardly the healthiest of people so why the fuk didn't you go to the doctors.
    Perhaps if you had they would have found you had pneufukinmonia and you wouldn't be making me travel to the other end of the sodding country.
    I had fuk loads of stuff to tell you and you went and fukin died on me.

    Going to be a very sombre time down here, even worse when I get up to your Mom's.

    RIP Chis I'll be vaping a few bowls for you.
     
  18. Summer

    Summer Well-Known Member

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    I'm sorry for the loss of your friend @phattpiggie.

    FUCK YOU DEATH!
     
  19. phattpiggie

    phattpiggie Well-Known Member Accessory Maker

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    I'm okay with death @Summer. I've coped pretty well with the cycle of life for years.

    It's the fact he never went to the doc and got sorted out which pisses me off the most. He was told by lots of people to go and never did.

    Fingers crossed the weather stays good and I'll get some really great fotos of some stunning vaping countryside while I'm away.
    I'll be even more fukd off with him if it's pissing down all the time I'm up there.
     
  20. Squiby

    Squiby Well-Known Member

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  21. cybrguy

    cybrguy I mean really, WTF

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    I recently lost a friend of just short of 50 years and there are no words. There is no recovery. There is just loss.

    We all got together and played some of his music and shared some of our memories and showed some of our photos, but he is gone and not coming back and nothing will change that. Death is as final as it gets. And I get the circle of life thing and I get that we are all temporary visitors and I get that life goes on and good things will still happen, but I will no longer get to share them with my friend and that diminishes them and me and it all truly truly sucks.

    And so it goes.

    So, fuck premature death. If you are ready and it is time it can certainly suck less, but that is rarely the case. And then there is always the rest of us...
     
  22. grampa_herb

    grampa_herb CO2 oil bigot

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    What a mind-fuck! I split up with a GF in college. A week later she is pregnant. Couple weeks later she calls to say she had a miscarriage. I ask if she is OK and she hangs up. The next day she called back to say she lied about the miscarriage, so I call her sister and find out the miscarriage did indeed happen.

    Fuck mind-games. :hmm:
     
  23. macbill

    macbill Gregarious Misanthrope

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  24. OldNewbie

    OldNewbie Well-Known Member

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    http://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/lifestyle/people/sd-me-popcorn-health-20180515-story.html

    My local Ace has a popcorn machine too. Sometimes, I must admit, I've gone to the hardware store merely to get a nice hot, salty bag. Fuck you to whoever complained to the government about a business giving away free popcorn.

    I mean, really. Fuck you.

    It's not losing a friend or some life-changing event I'm unhappy with and if We the People are allowed free popcorn is not a hill I'd choose to make a stand upon. But, come on. I've eaten free popcorn from such machines at hardware stores for fifty years without a problem.
     
  25. grokit

    grokit well-worn member

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