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Discussion in 'The Vapor Lounge' started by lwien, Aug 15, 2013.

  1. CuckFumbustion

    CuckFumbustion Lo and Behold! The transformative power of Vapor.

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    Have a happy.... Oh, Fuck me if I'm going to sort out what you are doing tomorrow. :hmm: :lol:
    Let's just say that I think it is important to have traditions.:D Here is one of mine for the thread. So grab some mistletoe for your vape, throw on a scarf and mittens and sing along with me. Or the equivalent, if you are in a tropical climate. :leaf:
    MST3K: Merry Christmas - If That's O.K.
    Click to play YouTube Video
     
  2. macbill

    macbill Gregarious Misanthrope

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  3. SpudBob

    SpudBob Well-Known Member

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    Fuck being sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Haven't vaped for about 10 days due to a bad sinus infection!!!!
     
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  4. Likes2vape

    Likes2vape Well-Known Member

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  5. ensabbahnur

    ensabbahnur Hash Vacuum

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    Fuck You Dairy Queen

    Loved you for over 3 decades but sneaking a 49 cent "service charge" on ALL orders....and waiving it for cash or credit payments........FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUCK YA.......you want a "service charge" then SERVE me food....and to penalize debit but reward credit is completely beyond me. Its such a smarmy scumbag worm move I legitimately hope whoever came up with this gets ball cancer.
     
  6. grokit

    grokit well-worn member

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    Fuck car batteries, they always crap out when it's coldest. I've been extra hard on this one and thought maybe it was under warranty. I actually had the receipt, 6+ years old with a 5-year warranty:disgust: My favorite dispensary had a special 5g shatter/$100 fuck me can't get there gotta buy a battery instead anyways!

    :rant:
     
  7. Summer

    Summer Well-Known Member

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  8. Hjalmark

    Hjalmark Oldest boy alive

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    FUCKING DEALERS AND THEIR SENSE OFF TIME!!!!
     
  9. macbill

    macbill Gregarious Misanthrope

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  10. HellsWindStaff

    HellsWindStaff Dharma Initiate

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    I forgot how annoying this is. Haven't had it happen in years. I work M-F a 9-5. My dealer works shift work, we never can see each other during week.

    Saturday morning he does deliveries to all the people like me who work when he's off and are off when he works. So while I don't have a specific timeframe, I know he'll be there between like 10-2 lol, he gives me a headsup. Never has flaked or anything in like 2-3 years.

    Am lucky :)

    Find a dude like that!
     
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  11. grampa_herb

    grampa_herb CO2 oil bigot

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    Fuck asthma. Wheezing and vaping don't go together well.
     
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  12. Melting Pot

    Melting Pot Sick & Twisted

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    Yea, Fuck You too
     
  13. His_Highness

    His_Highness In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king

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    I love to read reviews for something I might buy, a hotel I'm considering, a restaurant I may eat at, etc. There's a trend relative to reviews and service I wasn't aware was so common until recently and I want to get a fuck you in for it.....

    Had a bad customer experience at a national chain restaurant. That night I still gave the server a 20% tip but told the server what was wrong. The server asked if I wanted to see the manager and I said no...the meal was over and I wouldn't be eating there again. I suggested he tell the manager what I said in the hopes it would improve his tips since not everyone had a daughter, like me, who put herself through college as a server that might be willing to overlook things and still tip that way. I eventually wrote a bad review for the restaurant.

    As is customary these days the manager commented on my online review asking that I call him to discuss the issue as this wasn't the usual customer treatment. I called him, told him about my experience and when he suggested I come back to the restaurant, look him up and he would not charge me for the meal ... I said "No thank you". He was so surprised he went silent and then said "Wow....you are not just looking for a free meal". A few weeks later I overhead someone making the same complaints about the same restaurant.

    So......Fuck You people who try to game the system for a free meal AND Fuck You service managers who write those fucking gratuitous comments on a customer's review that don't mean dick.

    I feel so much better now. If you'll excuse me I have to get ready to go out with my family for dinner :rofl:
     
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  14. macbill

    macbill Gregarious Misanthrope

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  15. DDave

    DDave Vape Wizard Accessory Maker

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  16. lwien

    lwien Well-Known Member

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    I fucking LOVE this thread. The guy that started it is a fucking genius !!!! :rockon:
     
  17. DDave

    DDave Vape Wizard Accessory Maker

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    :wave:
     
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  18. Tiny88

    Tiny88 Deluxe420

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    I steam with 3 drops of oregano oil with 2 inches of water in a pot over the stove every day... haven't gotten a sinus infection in 4 years... use to get 2 a year.
     
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  19. DDave

    DDave Vape Wizard Accessory Maker

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    ^^^^ I believe this post is missing a crucial component, so may I add Fuck being sick!!! :nod:

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    On another note, @GreenHopper .....

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  20. Stu

    Stu Maconheiro Staff Member

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    A big fuck you shoutout to the painter I recently hired to paint our office building.
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    Lazy fuck. :disgust:

    :peace:
     
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  21. DDave

    DDave Vape Wizard Accessory Maker

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    Fuck painted snails!

    Long live huge slabs stuck to the wall!!!

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  22. Silver420Surfer

    Silver420Surfer Well-Known Member

    Mods should re-title this the "Stay off my Lawn" thread:myday:
     
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  23. GetLeft

    GetLeft Well-Known Member

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    Fuck that's not painting.

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  24. asdf420

    asdf420 Well-Known Member

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    FUCK YOU you plant-snatching coal-scuttle shithead! You think you're so tacticool with your bitch-ass AR with a mounted fleshlight accessory. Why don't you shove it up your ass[might've gone too far]

    so fucking American with their liberty supporting and shit. not. hypocrites.


    what's the fucking point of concentrates? They're kinda fun sometimes but fuck you. Just take a fucking t-break for a while and use fucking a herb vaporizer. Save a bunch of money. Doing BHO extraction for personal use should be fucking legal anyway, if done safely. lol is it that fucking hard to put that shit in a vacuum? Just in a mason jar or something. why the fuck do they need those faancy fucking vacuum purging ovens. i guess for people who sell it

    what's so bad about fucking plastic? how else would you decarboxylate weed by boiling it in a nice high temperature cooking approved plastic bag that's been vacuum sealed? wouldn't that decarb 100%? Could also just melt a bunch of coconut oil in your weed, in a mason jar and float that shit on boiling water for a few hours? (as long as it doesn't explode from increasing hot stuff pressure if sealed) Why wouldn't it be near 100% decarb? who needs some overpriced plastic box

    what the fuck makes a log vape, a zion, a volcano or a supreme different (assuming they're pure convection) besides how wide/tall the air chamber and shit is, how fast air goes through and the temperature curve? Besides stuff in the airpath changing the taste somehow

    does air have something like voltage and current? i guess it's pressure and speed. also that weird something or other effect on vapcaps, what

    I have this idea of a bunch of steel BBs in a glass tube that's induction heated with some sensors and microcontroller and boom ultimate log vape but idkwtf
     
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  25. Diggy Smalls

    Diggy Smalls Notorious

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    Fuck people who can't see the big picture, but can't take their mind of some small annoyance.
    "I know you did all the work and fixed my mistakes, but I noticed my pen wasn't put away in the right jar when you were done with it. I don't come here to clean up after you..."
    Obviously I'm paraphrasing, but you know what I mean, right? Someone who nitpicks about how other workers come in late only to come back late from break regularly. Yeah, you know the people I'm talking about. The ones who get mad because a parent isn't caving into a crying kid at the grocery store. Or the one who has scorn for a beggar. Fuck you. You don't have to give to a beggar, but to hate them? You're small minded and can't see anything beyond your own experiences in life, which amount to a splash in the collective experience. So yeah, fuck you.

    It's turtles all the way down.
     

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