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Discussion in 'The Vapor Lounge' started by lwien, Aug 15, 2013.

  1. Trypsy Summers

    Trypsy Summers Well-Known Member

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    The Right & The Left, are they not just two arms of the same body?:sherlock:
    Both wearing a Jackboot in order to stomp your face,:goon:

    fuck the right and the left!!:hmm:

    Pure Peace:leaf:
     
  2. macbill

    macbill Gregarious Misanthrope

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  3. BabyFacedFinster

    BabyFacedFinster Capo di tutt'i capi

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    I want to say FUCK YOU to this fucking laptop computer that I'm using right now.

    This piece of shit has the obnoxious habit of erasing posts that I find myself in the middle of drafting. It usually waits until I have put a great deal of time into typing a really good one. Then something, like my wrist or my fat stomach, hits some fucking key on this scumbag keyboard and instantly, it is gone forever. Backtracking or searching for an auto-save is usually proven fruitless and this piece of shit, fucking bastard computer claims another post victim.

    So fuck you, you bastard laptop computer that I am using. I hope it somehow pains you to type yourself such a hateful message. While the irony pales in comparison to sweet revenge, at least it's something.
     
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  4. macbill

    macbill Gregarious Misanthrope

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  5. OldNewbie

    OldNewbie Well-Known Member

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    Fuck US. (Dieu Existe = God exists.)

    [​IMG]
     
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  6. CuckFumbustion

    CuckFumbustion Lo and Behold! The transformative power of Vapor.

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    Gather the children for a bedtime tale...:zzz:
    Our barren field of fucks
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  7. RUDE BOY

    RUDE BOY Space is the Place

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    This is more of a WTF post than a Fuck You Post...

    But I gotta know how two people, one 12 year old and a 35 year old can use eighteen 16.9 oz bottles of water between 9:30pm last night and Noon today. Right now there are only four people in the household and two of us used none of that case of water so that only leaves you two. Your answer of "I don't know, It's only water" doesn't cut it because no one else was here to use it.

    I know it may sound petty but even water costs money and you buy it expecting it to be there when you want it.

    So WTF happened to all the water... along with the bottles the water came in that are now somehow nowhere to be found.

    :shrug:
     
  8. His_Highness

    His_Highness In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king

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    Sounds to me like someone took some bottles with them when they went out and took enough to supply those they went out with. Nice of you to supply "the group" ..... I know, I know....Fuck em!
     
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  9. RUDE BOY

    RUDE BOY Space is the Place

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    That would be one way to explain what happened except they came home at 9:30 last night and haven't left to go anywhere since. That's what makes where it could have gone so fucking baffling.

    I was sitting within 8 feet of the front door until around 1:30am and they went to bed around 11:30pm so unless someone came and picked it up after I went to bed...

    It's truly just one of the "What the Fuck"and "Where the Fuck" little incidents that follows these people around on a daily basis (although I don't believe the 12 year old is responsible I'm sure he knows what happened to it).
     
  10. Hjalmark

    Hjalmark Well-Known Member

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    Watching the new Alien covenant .. AND FOR FUCK SAKES THOSE PEOPLE ARE DUMB AS HELL!!

    "hey planet we never heard about before is playing a old human song so we should totally go there" and then later on risking the life's of 2000 people to safe the life of 8-10 people ... Fuck sakes
     
  11. BabyFacedFinster

    BabyFacedFinster Capo di tutt'i capi

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    I find it interesting how the news focused on a couple of Best Buys gouging people in Texas for cases of water (which was fucked up..don't get me wrong), yet the oil industry has used this tragedy to once again jack up the price of oil and gas across the nation and rob Texans, as well as everyone else of billions of dollars. Yet all the news does is validate the need for the oil companies to raise prices, like "shortages" quite naturally means that the gas already produced needs to cost more.

    Ever notice how when something occurs that is not in the best interest of the oil companies, like decreased oil consumption, the price of oil slowly goes down by the penny, but when the issue means a boon for the industry the price rockets up by the dime?


    Fuck you Big Oil.
     
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  12. CuckFumbustion

    CuckFumbustion Lo and Behold! The transformative power of Vapor.

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  13. GreenHopper

    GreenHopper 20 going on 60

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    More ISP shenanigans!

    4.5 months, 4x engineers and countless hours on the phone I've finally concluded the "Fuck You" notice must be sent.

    So I've dropped my connection by 50% as I may as well only pay for what I'm getting.

    I know I should leave them entirely but that's a whole bunch of hassle I don't have time for right now.

    So FUCK YOU virgin media for charging for 200mbps but failing to barely deliver 50% of it.

    We shall see if you can manage 100mbps and go from there.
     
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  14. DDave

    DDave Vape Wizard Accessory Maker

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    @GreenHopper ^^^ This sux!!! You should always get what you pay for!!!! Or.... a whole lot more!!!!

    Here's a quick story about how the scales that normally tell DDave "Fuck You", this time got a zap of karma in return!
    How?

    Went to my favorite brick and mortar shop to restock. 2gs of 2 diff indicas, 2gs of a hybrid and 2gs of a sativa.
    While the BT was weighing them out, I was like DAMN! NOW THAT'S LOVE... but the scales were barely over. Each weighed between 2.05g & 2.15g.
    Wasn't adding up. Maybe they injected helium into their bud. Nope.

    Got home and busted out my scale. Calibrated it first so I could be as close as possible to the correct weight.
    Each was almost 3.5gs... FUCK YEAH! OH FUCK YEAH! SO VERY FUCK YEAH!

    Almost 6gs free, plus the BT counted it as some type of combo deal, another $15 off.... I am so torn about going back there, ordering 2gs and seeing if I sense an 1/8th... If so, ANOTHER 10gs PLEASE! :rockon:
     
  15. GreenHopper

    GreenHopper 20 going on 60

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    Haha, nice to see a fuck yeah post. :tup:

    Couldn't have happened to a nicer bloke. :D

    Awesome when the universe is on your side :tup:

    You can find a $20 bill on the streets and be real chuffed at the unexpected windfall but there's something transcendent about getting more cannabis than you were expecting.

    Cant help you with your moral dilemma.

    Well maybe one more 1/8th :evil:
     
  16. DDave

    DDave Vape Wizard Accessory Maker

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    Thanks Friend.

    May the keepers of bandwidth open the floodgates of throughput for you! May your router gain the wisdom (through DDWRT) to handle it! And may Virgin Media have her reputation and name dragged through the mud!

    Regarding my moral dilemma, you did help! That 'one more 1/8th' comment pushed me right over the edge...:rockon:

    to those who show no love on the scales, can you see the 'Fuck You' in my smile?
     
  17. GreenHopper

    GreenHopper 20 going on 60

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    This is a Fuck You with a Fuck Yeah!

    Fuck you to getting ill. Two years ago my eczema got so bad that I ended up swollen and seeping some weird plasma type stuff out my skin. After several bad diagnosis from idiot docs eventually it was discovered I had a topical infection.

    I spent over four months on prednisolone, which I should never have been put on until the infection had been resolved.

    Eventually the infection was resolved, it took another couple of months.

    Since then I've been up and down with regular flare ups and struggling to go three weeks without flaring up and resetting back to stage one. To add insult to injury the roids caused me to bloat up and double my weight.

    I've since been off the oral roids but still using topical roids frequently (4x a day).

    I decided if I couldn't beat the eczema I could at least loose the weight and get some fitness back.

    So I started running and circuit training.

    Today I hit one of my major goals. I ran at 7mph for 30 mins. It's taken months to get here but now I have I feel unstoppable. I've lost all the weight and I'm starting to feel like I'm back on track.

    The skin is still struggling but no where near as bad as it was.

    So FUCK YEAH!

    I still have some ways to go but I'm past the hardest bit, getting started and refusing to accept my weaknesses.
     
  18. macbill

    macbill Gregarious Misanthrope

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  19. DDave

    DDave Vape Wizard Accessory Maker

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    Fuck yeah! That is an awesome achievement you've made in running and losing weight!

    I'm not sure how this would work out for you, but it's done wonders for the skin on my cheek bones. I was one of those kids who ran around with bright pink and peeling cheekbones... now a "few" (cough cough) years later, paying the price. This cream has brought me back to single tone skin on my entire face! http://egyptianmagic.com/
    *** Just be sure to buy from a reputable source or from them directly. This stuff is counterfeited more than Gwen Stefani's "look' is... and that's a SH-LOAD!

    Again, nice work reaching that running goal!!!
     
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  20. GreenHopper

    GreenHopper 20 going on 60

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    Thanks man!

    It's a big deal for me as I was mostly stuck on a couch popping pills for over a year.

    Thanks for the suggestion, as it is at the moment I can't use any other topical creams/ointments other than the fucidic acid, dermol and base. I've got to be careful to manage the ratios carefully and need to avoid over moisturising to stop any secondary infections.

    All this and a shit ton of antihistamines and painkillers.

    I've been ritualistic about mixing it all up and the application. I fucking refuse to let this shit beat me! I know there are others out there that have had to fight their own battles and I just want to say "never stop fighting, you can always improve your position even if it's just mentally or emotionally".

    So Fuck Yeah!

    Nearly ready for phase 2, reintroduction of martial arts. Can't wait.....
     
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  21. DDave

    DDave Vape Wizard Accessory Maker

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  22. StormyPinkness

    StormyPinkness Rhymenocerous ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

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    Fuck you to all those people who describe themselves as speaking their mind, blunt, and honest when really they're just fucking assholes. It's not a free fucking pass to justify being a piece of shit to people. Especially fuck you when you start acting like a fucking martyr who's being persecuted for being honest and speaking their mind after being a total asshole.

    I also want to give a quick fuck you to people who say something shitty they think is funny and then add "just kidding" like they're magic words that make it not shitty. For example if you just got divorced and they go "hey I saw your ex-wife on tinder last night and we hooked up, just kidding". Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck you.
     
  23. Squiby

    Squiby Well-Known Member

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    I think we must know the same people....

    Either that, or there's no shortage of shitty fuck you deserving fucks.
     
  24. CuckFumbustion

    CuckFumbustion Lo and Behold! The transformative power of Vapor.

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    I'm all out of fucks to give and I just felt like cheering somebody up today. :peace:
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  25. StormyPinkness

    StormyPinkness Rhymenocerous ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

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    Fuck whoever put that horrifying neck slitting gif on giphy. I was laying in bed last night trying so fucking hard to stop that from just repeatedly playing in my head. Every time I closed my eyes I was just watching it loop over and over. Going from sad to angry and back again. Reporting felt like it did nothing, I'd love so much to just scrub it out of my brain. I feel infected by it, like there's a little piece of evil living in my head.
     

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