Fuck you !!!

momofthegoons

vapor accessory addict
Fuck you gold digger.....

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nosmoking

Just so Dab HAppy!
Fuck Percocet! I hate taking pills but my back/neck pain has been too strong this week and I only have Sour Diesel which does very little to nothing for my pain. I took one pill Wednesday night and one again last night. I think both mornings I woke up with more pain. And to top it off today I feel like I am on edge to have an anxiety attack due to being all Perced up from the pharma drugs.

And fuck the war on drugs for making it so damn hard! I just want to be able to walk into a dispensery and discuss what ailments I have and get real medicine that will really work and still allow me to be comfortable in my own damn skin!

I got your number to @lwein - Fuck you for giving me another place to call home cause right now I feel like I belong here! Love you man!
 

Melting Pot

Sick & Twisted
Fuck whinning neighbors.
Not in the mood to deal with this shit.
Just got a call my cat killed another bird.
He says we have to do something.
He has to fuck off
There fucking cats I should send a bill for all the rats they kill...
 

GetLeft

Well-Known Member
I've had questionable cats. Currently have the coolest ever. Thinks it's a dog. A cool dog. The kind that does its thing but always acts like it knows where the food is coming from. And doesn't pull shitty cat tricks like swiping at your hand if you pet it too long.
But it kills like a mofo. Mice rats birds bugs leaves you name it. Killers. Likes to chew heads off.
Def sucks to be a bird when one's around.

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nosmoking

Just so Dab HAppy!
Fuck cats with bells. Always jingling and shit. Tho it was a good sugestion, I could not handle the jingling long...I would rather hear the bitchy neighbors.

You could always hide some bird food near your neighbors door and then when they complain about the bird shit, just let them know you would be happy to let your cat loose!
 

Melting Pot

Sick & Twisted
Thanks for the suggestion @momofthegoons
Been there done that about six months ago this started. Even went and bought break away collars. Put there tags on stupid little bells. They left came back no collars.
Fuck wasting money on bullshit.
And ive been going over and above in my opinion keeping my cats in all night. And most the day. My cats are fixed and all. Two brothers gotta get some outside time or they'll destoy my house. Lol
Fuck assholes it was only a bluejay

Edit in two years two only killed , that they know of 4 or 5 birds.
For some reason they leave birds where they kill them and rabbits and squirrels they bring home to us. Aren't we special...
 
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flotntoke

thoroughly vaped
Cats are great and I've had some cool ones (and some assholes), but I'm here talking dog tonight.

My dog catches birds! Really. No shit. He's better at it than most cats I've had, too. He is kind of a "catty" dog. Always whining, begging you to open the shade so he can sit in the window, has that whole "FU" cat attitude half the time. You know the type.

With the birds, I think part of it may be my fault. You know those cool little indoor helicopters? I thought, "Hey, what a cool toy to play with the dog with when I'm stoned and tired of throwing the damned ball." And, it was. He even figured out not to trash it on the rare occasions he could catch it. Just bring it down and let it go. Birds, not so much.

He likes to pull the skin back and chew on them before bringing to me as some sort of offering. Goofy damned dog! Does the same with any poor small rodent or baby rabbit dumb enough to enter his fenced in domain. Yeah, I hear you chuckling. But not so funny when it's 0 dark thirty and on your way to make the coffee you grab that errant sock in the middle of the floor of the dimly lit dining room only to realize after you pick it up that it's a wing!

Fuck him? My little buddy (as screwed in the head as he is)? My dog? HELL NO!! Fuck those birds, mice and any neighbors that may have a problem with it!

Tell those neighbors you send the cat after birds so he doesn't take down toddlers (like their kids or grand-kids) and drag them home.
 

Stevenski

Enter the Dragon
I came to post something else in this thread but all this cat talk has me chuckling & reminding me of my old cat Tortie particularly the below as she was a hunter but not a fighter unlike other cats I had.

Yeah, I hear you chuckling. But not so funny when it's 0 dark thirty and on your way to make the coffee you grab that errant sock in the middle of the floor of the dimly lit dining room only to realize after you pick it up that it's a wing!

It would be 20 years ago but I still remember waking up intoxicated needing a 3.00am drink & stepping in something solid & slimy. I washed my foot in the sink & went back to bed leaving the cat sick for someone else to clean in the morning :cool:. When I asked who cleaned it up the cat spew Dad walked over & said "Oh no there was a wing over here & the head was there but the organs had been squashed right here". Since no one was around to appreciate her gift to the family she ripped it to pieces in the kitchen & I trod in the entrails :lol:. Fucking great cat she was :rip:.
 

CBDFarm

QUIT.
My old cat was a sucker... LOL She used to suck my Huskies teats and try to get milk... I think I had a video somewhere 5 or so years ago, ill look for it.

EDIT: found it lol. This was the first time i ever saw anything like this haha.
 
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nosmoking

Just so Dab HAppy!
fuck small dogs. Little shits act tough and bark and if you walk up to them they run away. Little rats.
My toy Chihuahua says Fuck You. Seriously though, he looks like a fucking rat especially when soaking wet from the rain or bath! I have two big dogs (Coonhound and Choc Lab) but my little guy is probably the coolest. We think he believes our yard is Mexico as he has a habit of digging tunnels under the fence and wandering off just to get deported back by the neighbors. And sure enough, he's fucking ecstatic to get the free ride back to his family!

My Fuck You is the traditional Fuck You Work rant. I would rather be at home waiting for the Milaana then pretending to work all damn day and struggling to actually get any real work done.
 
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