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Discussion in 'Ask FC' started by zilla46, May 26, 2014.

  1. zilla46

    zilla46 New Member

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    hi i was wonder if vaporizing is better for erections and why if so
     
  2. macbill

    macbill WA-WAHHH. WA, Oh WA-To-See

    I am not a doctor and have absolutely no medical knowledge, but I like to play one on the Internet. I don't know about physically. I don't know if pot is a vaso-dialator or increases blood flow. It does alter perception and can lower inhibition, at least for me. For some it increases paranoia and anxiety. Not good aphrodisiacs. So it all depends. There. That sounds like a doctor. That will be $50.
     
  3. zilla46

    zilla46 New Member

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    ive read smoking it is really bad for you regurally so i switched to volcano vape and i love it but i liek to hear it so i stick with it and dont switch back and forth between the too that vaping is proven to be better for erections i have a lot to fil up so i just liek to be on point with everything always but im pretty sure vaping is much better for erection then smoking it is almost drove me crazy trying to find a solid answer so i made this lol
     
  4. Deja Vu

    Deja Vu i don't ever wanna go to bed

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    Throw some Damiana in with your mix and you'll be fucking like a champ!

    Please note: Not based on factual information or personal experience. Use of Damiana may cause scrotum shrivelling and/or loss of all public hair, and there have also been cases of involuntary male lactation.
     
  5. macbill

    macbill WA-WAHHH. WA, Oh WA-To-See

    I really hate it when my breasts start leaking.
     
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  6. dorkus_molorkus

    dorkus_molorkus Majesticus Assholius

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    Im a home renovator & I vape whenever I have an erection to erect.

    1st I have to get some wood,
    then I pound the shit outta it till its as hard as nails.
    Then mrs dorkus grabs it with both hands & sorta bends over.
    I come up behind her & give her some, hammer & tongs.

    Before you know it, there is fucking wood glue spattered everywhere.
    But dont worry, just lay some sheets straight over it & no one will know.

    By this time Mrs dorkus is all sweaty & moist & ready to be drilled anywhere you please. I think maybe there is some wood glue in her hair, but she is not too worried about that right now.

    She is far too concerned about the correct placement of the drill.
    We had a slight disagreement about which hole to drill 1st.
    She insisted that I start drilling the slip and slide, but I was sure i wanted to drill the exhaust right from the get go.

    Anyhoo, I told her I would do it her way, but then I just went ahead and did it my way.
    There was some rather loud disagreement emanating from mrs dorkus at this time. but it seems she was face down in some sort study or religious rapture, so I just kept on the job so to speak.

    In the end, the swing set came out great.

    I found that vaping didnt hurt my performance at all when erecting stuff, but you might wanna be a bit careful when throwing the wood glue around.

    I suggest you get a sock.
     
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  7. Deja Vu

    Deja Vu i don't ever wanna go to bed

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    I can't believe I just read that
     
  8. herbivore21

    herbivore21 Well-Known Member

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    hahahha dorkus you bloody galah!
     
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    syrupy fumed

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  10. Caligula

    Caligula Maximus

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    I literally had to read the title of this thread a few times before clicking to make sure it was supposed to say what it said.

    Quit making up words.
     
  11. Deja Vu

    Deja Vu i don't ever wanna go to bed

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    Who you callin' fake?
     
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  12. syrupy

    syrupy fumed

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    Amber (Heard) Alert. I have achieved Erection Level Alpha!!
     
  13. Caligula

    Caligula Maximus

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    I'm sure there's something there that went over my head. Probably birds.
     
  14. max

    max Bingo Coordinator Staff Member

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    Smoke from cigarettes is definitely bad for effective blood flow (which is essential for erections). It constricts blood vessels. In my experience cannabis smoke doesn't have nearly the same negative effect, but I did feel like I got a bit younger when I switched from smoking mj to vaping. Inhaling any kind of smoke is disagreeable to the human body.

    I wouldn't try the dorkus method without training and a set of instructions. Remember, he's a professional erector as well as a crazy Aussie.
     
  15. Caligula

    Caligula Maximus

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    You guys need to use heat guns!

    Typical vaping will cause vapor condensate to enter your penis through small holes in your lungs. This is worsened by taking deep inhalations as this allows the condensate to move down into your body, producing what is known as "Smokers Cock".

    All is not lost though! You can reverse the effects of Smokers Cock by taking in 200% joghurt.
     
  16. SSVUN~YAH

    SSVUN~YAH You Must Unlearn, What You Have Learned...

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    :lol:;)
     
  17. RUDE BOY

    RUDE BOY Space is the Place

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    A nice hot Vapolution and cold All-in-wonder-bowl stuffed with lemon haze just gave me a woody. Great way to start the day.
     
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  18. EveryDayAmnesiac

    EveryDayAmnesiac Bad news from the stars.

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    Yeah, after vaporizing, that log of mine is usually hard enough to stop a woodchipper.

    Although, to be honest, it's actually shaped more like a stump... :cry:

     
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  19. Quetzalcoatl

    Quetzalcoatl SPACE GOD 宇宙

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  20. Wizsteve

    Wizsteve Active Member

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    Yes you must had seen the newest vape the Shop Vac vape yes the shop vac vape please limit your secessions to 20 mins or damage can occur...................
     
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