Meh, You are just another self enamoured chronic masturbater what? you got callus's? youre ripping the skin off it? You are whacking off in private right? and not in front of the store window of macys where the nativity scene is located? I fail to see what the problem is?? 'stop it, you will go blind.' said my mum. 'Fair enough, cant I just do it till I need glasses?' As for the looking at yourself all the time. Youve heard of the saying 'a face only a mother could love??' you wish jelly fish! Man, you got a head like a dropped sloppy-joe. So, have at it my good man while at least you find yourself attractive Get your self a watermelon and have a poke at that. No wonder you are always looking at yourself in the mirror, picking out the cookie dough I expect. Hows the job going at the biscuit factory being the gorilla biscuit mold? Steady work I hear, the special bus drops you off and picks you up each day, and the biscuit factory gets a nice tax break for hiring a retarded degenerate inbred who cant keep his hand off his knob while stamping his face into cookie dough 8 hours a day. winners all round I say. But if you are really concerned, Poke your eyes out with a sharpened dessert spoon, or chop your hands off. up to you problem solved. NEXT!