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cut my thumb bad headed to the ER just wanted to say goodbye

Discussion in 'The Vapor Lounge' started by 2 Cycle, Feb 17, 2018.

  1. 2 Cycle

    2 Cycle Well-Known Member

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    many stitches needed, working on a snowblower and got a deep long cut in my left thimb. If this is it, if this is really the end of my road and I am die, I just wanted to say goodbye to all of you kind souls. Be excellent to each other!
     
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  2. Squiby

    Squiby Well-Known Member

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    To stop bleeding fast, dump a liberal amount of powdered cayenne pepper onto the gash. The bleeding will still immediately. It works.

    Good luck at ER. And see you again soon.

    Please report back if you have survived.
     
  3. seaofgreens

    seaofgreens My Mind Is Free

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    R.I.P.

    You will be missed.
     
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  4. duff

    duff The world is so small, 'til it ain't

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    I never liked you much anyway, but good luck!
     
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  5. Boden

    Boden Aspie polymath

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    Since you won’t be needing it any more... can I have the snowblower?

    *voice in head* dude, we live in Portland..it doesn’t snow here.
    *other voice in head* yea... so... free snowblower
    *first voice * good point

    :D
     
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  6. GreenHopper

    GreenHopper 20 going on 60

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  7. Mr. Gweilo 420

    Mr. Gweilo 420 Dude

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    Your bizarre postings will be missed by someone I suppose. Peace out.

    How is it that you are still typing?
     
  8. syrupy

    syrupy Authorized Buyer

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    It's harder to believe you're dying when you take the time out to post. If you die, please come back and post about it here. Or become a ghost that can only be seen in the outline of vapor.

    Best of luck, either way.
     
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  9. crawdad

    crawdad floatin

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    anytime the word snowblower is mentioned, i immediately think of this scene...every time....

    Click to play YouTube Video


    last er visit was from misuse of a box cutter, hate going there with gaping wounds...but im sure you'll survive and eventually pay it all off.

    [​IMG]
     
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  10. smokum

    smokum I am who I am and your approval isn't needed!

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    Cold water, hydrogen peroxide, crazy glue... no waiting and can finish your shift.
     
  11. VAPEHUNTER

    VAPEHUNTER Well-Known Member

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    Well shit, I guess it was a really bad cut on your thumb.
    I for one will miss your nutty posts you crazy MOFO!
     
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  12. Helios

    Helios Well-Known Member

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    this:tup:

    @2 Cycle walk it off, hey maybe the ER nurse is cute:brow:
     
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  13. 2 Cycle

    2 Cycle Well-Known Member

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    Injury update: 6 stitches needed to close the gash. A great sadness overtook me after the injury and I turned to long nights with deep sativas and chocolate milk. I even spoke to a local witch doctor about my wound but all he did was cut up a frog and honk like a goose. So thank you for the well wishes, truly. We must not let our imperfections overtake us!
     
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  14. DirtyOldCheeseburger

    DirtyOldCheeseburger New Member

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