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Discussion in 'The Vapor Lounge' started by pakalolo, Sep 4, 2014.

  1. pakalolo

    pakalolo RoboMod v3.17 (ticking) Staff Member

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    Weed lube.

    Edit: I moved the thread to the lounge. It got too crappy for News & Activism.
     
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  2. Caligula

    Caligula Maximus

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    "Mish also says that spraying it into her mouth made her feel all the #posi effects associated with weed smoking, which she found actual weed too strong to enjoy. As someone who has ruined way too many nights by greening out, I'm probably gonna try getting my hands on this weed lube to find out why everyone likes weed so much."

    Well, it seems the test subject as well as the author speak from some authority in the MJ field! :lol:
     
  3. Snappo

    Snappo Caveat Emptor - "A Billion People Can Be Wrong!" Accessory Maker

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    Umm ...where in/on one's body does one apply this lube?:p
     
  4. 215z

    215z Well-Known Member

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    I apply it between my slide and GonG joint
     
  5. Breathemetal

    Breathemetal Well-Known Member

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    If you have to ask you shouldn't get to know ;)
     
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  6. DieHard

    DieHard Vertical transportation specialist.

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    @Snappo you put it on your "wood" :rofl:
     
  7. EveryDayAmnesiac

    EveryDayAmnesiac Bad news from the stars.

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  8. Enchantre

    Enchantre A short, pithy statement

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    make it yourself. basic infused coconut oil. Enjoy! ;)
     
  9. CarolKing

    CarolKing Singer of songs and a vapor connoisseur

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    I have a suave that I bought at a dispensary. It's called Duckfoot by Green Haven Too. It has medicated cannabis seed oil, grape seed oil, tea tree oil among some other things. I used it all summer for my arthritis, dry skin, bug bites and a lot of other remedies. A very soothing suave.

    Edit: Oops - salve not suave (too medicated maybe)
    Thanks for being on the case @t-dub
     
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  10. Caligula

    Caligula Maximus

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    ...are we talking about different things now, or are we using euphemisms? I'm lost.
     
  11. t-dub

    t-dub Vapor Sloth

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    Suave or salve? Where is @dorkus_molorkus when we need him, I'm sure he can clear this all up . . . ;)
     
  12. CarolKing

    CarolKing Singer of songs and a vapor connoisseur

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    That's funny. Thanks for the spellcheck.:rofl:
     
  13. grokit

    grokit power cosmic

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    You are supposed to put it into your VAGINA.
    If you can't find your vagina, slather some onto your PENIS instead.
    Next question!
     
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  14. dorkus_molorkus

    dorkus_molorkus Majesticus Assholius

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    well for starters.

    Im pretty sure Abe Lincoln freed all the salves.

    Now there is suave, and there is suave.

    for example

    this is ok.

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    this is better.

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    But this is the shit!

    Now this is suave!

    So Ladies feel free to slather me wherever you like.

    class dismissed.
     
  15. syrupy

    syrupy fumed

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    From the article... weed lube not designed to be used as lube. :doh:
     
  16. grokit

    grokit power cosmic

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    If you stick it up your ass would you then be known as a party pooper?
    :lmao::rofl:
     
  17. Papa Woody

    Papa Woody "The vapor is strong with this one"-Obi Onda Woody

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    Only if you're doing that for shits and giggles...:shit:&:lol:
     
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  18. pakalolo

    pakalolo RoboMod v3.17 (ticking) Staff Member

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    I hope the direction this thread has taken has bottomed out.
     
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  19. t-dub

    t-dub Vapor Sloth

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    If you put this stuff on and it gives you a rash it could be a real "bummer" . . . ;)
     
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  20. CarolKing

    CarolKing Singer of songs and a vapor connoisseur

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    Thanks for giving me the best laugh I've had in a long time (I needed it). Leave it to you guys to go and run with it. I was in tears and my side hurt from laughing last night. Thanks for all the fun. You guys are great.
     
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  21. Deja Vu

    Deja Vu drawn to FC like animal magnetism

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    .. I'm sorry did I miss something..
     
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  22. Enchantre

    Enchantre A short, pithy statement

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    Pick a topic. Any topic. There are forum members who WILL, regardless of topic, get us to either a)poop OR b) @dorkus_molorkus

    I'm sure dorkus_molorkus DOES know about Weed Lube, however... ;)
     
  23. dorkus_molorkus

    dorkus_molorkus Majesticus Assholius

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    no, I just mis-placed my sex midget, but I found the harness tho.



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  24. 4tokin

    4tokin Well-Known Member

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    Don't ask how I may know this.
    While you are giving the privates a spray, give the old bum berries a spray.
    It certainly takes the dingle out of the dingle berries.
     
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