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ABV Milkshake (My First Post)

Discussion in 'Cooking with Cannabis' started by tree.fitty, Sep 6, 2011.

  1. Quantum-Vaper

    Quantum-Vaper Member

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    Well this thread http://www.fuckcombustion.com/threads/my-abv-experience.5302/ seems to suggest it works just as well, 2.5g did this- 'every cell in my body felt like it had smoked a blunt ' hahaha

    Cos i vaped using an iolite, with most sessions at least 20 mins, that might make a handy difference. Well il find out soon enough, as its a bank holiday im going to pop to the gym and use it as my post workout shake!
  2. Quantum-Vaper

    Quantum-Vaper Member

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    So yeah, split 3 grams of non-heated AVB between me and a mate, gave him more as he has a bigger tolerance.

    That was at 5 pm, and iv been the 3rd highest I have ever been for 3 hours from 8 till 11pm. We did smoke a fair amount of the fresh bud too, but stopped a while ago and im still at a 8/10 at 00.37

    Thanks alot OP, made my early 420 celebration day [working on 420] :D

    Unrelated, is the iolite still the best portable vape that doesnt use batteries? JW if any one hitter butane powered ones have come out since I bought my iolite over a couple years ago
  3. Quantum-Vaper

    Quantum-Vaper Member

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    Oh year and the high was proper nice, got the proper giggles for the first time in ages! We were playing Need for Speed on the PS2 and he totaled/crashed hard 9/10 drag races in medium traffic LOL. He even got DQ'd for breaking a wing mirror haha

    Was bare slow at everything when I was 9.5/10 for ages but meh.
  4. vape4life

    vape4life Banned for life

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    wow this looks awesome and may have to be the go to for abv. I'm assuming the heat isn't needed, just toss the abv with PB in the blender with milk and whatever else. Trial and error for proper dose. I know the more the better with me :)
  5. BrownsBearsBeers

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    had my doubts because of using a microwave and the watts used wasnt noted but gave it a shot.

    i followed the recipe using remains from a volcano that doesnt go above 6.5 in a 1100 watt micro. Except I put 3 tablespoons of straight peanut up oil and added some peanut butter on top of it. Had bananas, chocolate and brown sugar to cover the taste.

    Dear lord this was way to potent. was a game over for everyone who tried it. I will try again and use the suggested oil as this was too much.

    props on finding an effective new way.
  6. vape4life

    vape4life Banned for life

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    Tried it too without microwaving and went a little overboard lol I can't ever do it again because of the ill effect on my stomach. I have to make oil/butter and extract.
  7. Mr.THC

    Mr.THC Well-Known Member

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    Thanks for this recipe.
    I put 2.5g(3.5 tbsp) of all good og kush AVB in 3 tbsp peanut butter and nuked for 2.5 mins.
    then mixed with chocolate ice cream, banana, sugar, cinnamon, and milk.
    I have a very high tolerance and plany of exp wth edibles, but I haven't eaten' weed in over a year.
    Drank the whole thing at 4:30, tasted better than any other edible I've ever had, wish me luck. ill report back.......if I'm still functional.
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  8. caseball2051

    caseball2051 Well-Known Member

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    you still disfunctional brah?
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  9. lookmomnohands

    lookmomnohands Well-Known Member

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    thinking of trying this one out. I've never eaten edibles before but have been using cannabis for about a decade. maybe 7/10 years ive done it daily? been vaping for about 4-6 months daily. wondering how much abv I should use. thinking of maybe starting off with 1-1.5g then grinding it to a powder. Any thoughts on this? My abv is that weird medium between yellow/brown. i also plan on trying these with the lady friend who only uses cannabis occasionally. So her tolerance isn't near mine at all. While we're both skinny, she is much smaller than I. Maybe i should give her .5-1g instead? not really sure about this.
  10. caseball2051

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    I would start with 3-5g to be honest with you.

    but everyone is different with edibles.

    personally, Im very effecient and dont like wasting my buds. Id rather go slightly overboard and be stoned for a while and fall asleep than be and be dissappointed that I wasted 1.5g of ABV.
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  11. lookmomnohands

    lookmomnohands Well-Known Member

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    Maybe I'll go with 1.5-2. I understand where you're coming from. i too would also like to not waste ABV but i equally do not want to be overwhelmed. this will be my first edible experience afterall...
  12. Elluzion

    Elluzion Vapeosaurus Rex

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    I tried this once and did about 2 TBSP of ground dark ABV and was blasted for almost 12 hours. It was before an MRI and I felt as if I was on a spaceship. Great idea to mix everything into a shake. I didn't taste it! :)
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  13. greystr0ke

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    Tried these on Friday night with a friend. I had exactly 4 tablespoons worth of ABV and we each used 2 each with our milkshake. Drank mine at 11pm and by 12 I was completely paralyzed. We were gonna go smoke a blunt while we waited for them to kick in but right as we went to get up i couldn't move. I was getting higher and higher each second. Definitely not the best idea after I had been drinking. My friends kicked in a few minutes after mine and he was in no better condition. Major nug hangover the next morning. Thanks for the recipe!
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  14. lillgud

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    Hi,
    I tried the reciepe yesterday with already vaped bud. It was really potent and worked 8h.
    Today I will make the same reciepe but use new bud (which hasnt been smoked). Do i need to decarb my buds?
  15. AGBeer

    AGBeer Lost in Thought

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    If you are using fresh - most definitely. Decarb, decarb, decarb! :D
  16. lillgud

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    What do you mean by fresh? The buds are cured and dryed. Do I still need to decarb? If I do whats the best way to decarb. And if I use fresh buds, how much should I take? Usually 0,3g (with my MFLB) works like a charm, so 0,3g fresh in a milkshake will have the same effect?

    Please help a n00b :wave:
  17. WatTyler

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  18. caseball2051

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    trying this today.

    chocolate ice cream
    peanut butter - abv mixture
    some milk

    will report back
  19. caseball2051

    caseball2051 Well-Known Member

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    just updating.

    that shit knocked my socks off. i probably used 5 grams of avb from a MZap.

    Three scoops chocolate pb swirl ice cream, some milk, 2 cubes ice, avb.

    I blended it up and drank.

    I was caught off guard by the texture and almost lost my first sip. I had to use a chaser for it. but it was tastier/faster/easier to consume than firecrackers. I have a weird thing about textures in my mouth anyway.

    ill do it again.

    drank mine at 838 am, did some weedwacking, mowed a lawn and then sat on the couch until i went to bed lol. it was the first time i havent fallen asleep eating an edible. I wonder if thast because I didnt bake the avb?

    eitehr way, this works, and i can confirm that straight AVB will work.


    i didnt microwave. I find that to be inconculsive in the research ive done with edivles.
  20. Gandalf

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    This forum is amazing. I never knew that ABV was useful at all, I just toss mine in the trash. Now I'm finding out about weed milkshakes?!

    Cannot wait to try this. Must start accumulating ABV, might as well start right now...
  21. BCVapo

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    About me:

    Never had an edible work. I have decarbed, baked, fried, made butter, brownies, you name it through the years. I can't gag down another messy nasty firecracker, so I figure I'll try this.

    I am using this recipe today. I am using 4 TBS of organic PB, 2 measured TBS of ABV (brownish-green mix) ground to powder in coffee grinder. I bought a 1L of 2% milk.

    I have mixed the two ingredients so far in a bowl and am microwaving now 2 minutes @ 70% power as instructed. I only have iphone cam, probably why the first pic is too brown looking.
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    I'm letting it cool on the counter right now. The smell is peanut buttery with a hint of toasty smell, nothing to concern me (apt bldg).

    I have to finish my current smoothie in the blender (hot day) before mixing, so i'll drink around suppertime.

    Speaking of which, it's hot today, try this easy awesome drink (and let me know if you think of a way to add ABV to it).

    In blender mix:

    1 tray of ice
    1 cup mixed berries frozen (I use the black/rasp/straw/blue berry mix)
    1-2 oranges
    1/2 cup of Activia yogurt (I love Raspberry flavor)
    Fill to brim with pink grapefruit and/or cranberry juice.

    Blend Ice Breaker, then Ice Drink on high and you will be in heaven. I used to use more fruit, but the high calorie, sugar filled fruit is out for me (banana, grapes, etc).

    Update: Finished the milkshake at 5:20, it's 5:50 now and I don't feel anything. I have a strong urge to vape an elbow, but I want to hold off until I see if this shake works.

    Update 2: It is 7:00pm now and sadly, my record of 100% resistance to edibles seems to remain intact.:disgust: I would try again, but minimum of 3 TBS next time. I'm really starting to feel like I am immune to edibles. Thank science I'm not immune to inhaling it's vapor!:cool:
  22. BCVapo

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    I repeated the experiment this morning finishing my shake at 12:30, this time I used 3 TBS of ABV, around the same peanut butter, a little more. I used no ice, just put the very cold milk in the blender, the poured the still warm (not hot) PB/ABV mix in, and blended. The result was a cool but not cold peanut butter flavored milk drink, not bad.

    End result? Nada.:bang: That's all my saved ABV in the last two nights and no buzz. I wish I had a source for bags of trim to play with.
  23. JeeSee

    JeeSee Cultured Curmudgeon

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    I modified this recipe to make a version that is easiest and takes the least time and effort (a big plus for me). I substituted the ABV with creamy Himalayan hash (I use enough for about two joints, but to start off with use enough for a joint and let your trial tolerance be your guide - I know people vomiting and fainting from eating too much cannabis foodstuff, so be careful), which I tore into really tiny pieces so the surface area available for THC absorption would be more. I put these in a microwave safe bowl with two large spoons of peanut butter. Microwave it at between 60 and 70 percent power (540 to 720 watts in a 900 watt microwave), checking on it every 25 seconds and stirring with a spoon to ensure that nothing's burning (if you don't find a sweet spot temperature, it might). Do this for two minutes, then remove the resultant peanut butter (should be very hot and liquid if you got it right, with the hash pretty much dissolved). You can use it for anything. It's hot, so either let it cool down - or,if like me, you live with parents and want swiftness over taste - put some ice cream in it (Butterscotch is my favourite) and eat. Alternately, you can soak it up with a couple slices of bread, or put it in a milkshake (as the OP suggests) or just mash some cold Hershey's chocolate syrup and gobble it down. With daily practice, in its entirety the process takes me barely five minutes. I guarantee it'll keep you flying for many hours (I suggest going swimming stoned, it's my favourite activity - and eat lots of fruit after, it's healthy and tastes so good stoned). With the hash, there's none of the vegetal taste of the pot, so it tastes even better. Enjoy! :tup:
  24. Puffers

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    You might want to try coconut oil and Lechitin to aid in absorption. I don't know if you have digestive problems or anything but those can make you edible resistant but using a high quality oil base and Lechitin for lipid encapsulation to increase bio availability could work for you. Badkittysmiles has some threads on it at grass city. Good luck
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  25. BCVapo

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    Thanks, I've read Badkitty's threads at CG. I've got another bag of ABV quickly building up again, so I can try again soon. There is nothing else to do with ABV really. The QWISO is nasty black goo that doesn't even get me high.

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