A maid asks for a raise and the wife gets upset.
She asks, "Now, Helen, why do you think you deserve a pay increase?"
Helen: "There are three...
So I was eating out my grandmother, and I tasted stale donkey cum, and I thought, "so that's how she died."
An imam walks into a bar, and says, "What the hell am I doing here?", and then leaves.
A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus.
"You mean a martini?" the bartender asks.
The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have...
Pavlov walks into a bar. A phone rings, and Pavlov says,"Damn, I forgot to feed the dog."
Ah ok, bugger, sorry about your troubles. All the best for your wedding though.
What's your impediment?
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