@Stu & paka on the 1st day of mod school?
Thong?? I dont wear thongs mate. Well not those ones anyway.
Ima 'free willy' kinda guy. I was just having some issues putting my headband on....
are you sure??
cuz I know @mvapes WAS like this....
but then there was that rebellious phase & he was engaging in kinky taboo sex.
Dear assholes, pls ban me for testing purposes.
to help make things more authentic.
@vtac yr welcome buddy!:tup:
EDIT- woops I forgot...
I surprised @Stu hasnt posted his rock video before.
But we all know how modest he is.
Things were a little slow in the dancing monkey with live...
fuck judging others by what they like to collect.
some people like to collect coins, some people like @mvapes collect social diseases. I even used...
no, I just mis-placed my sex midget, but I found the harness tho.
well for starters.
Im pretty sure Abe Lincoln freed all the salves.
Now there is suave, and there is suave.
this is ok.
a six pack of beer, some donkey porn, a jar of peanut butter & a gimp suit.
Hell Mrs dorkus doesnt even need to show up in that instance.
It soooooo fucking is a sex harness!
For a sex midget!!
I just ordered one offa the internets.
Finally I got a chick whose noggin is the...
you know at 1st I wasnt sure what I was looking at.
then shit became clear.:lol:
Silly doctors cant spell tho?
God bless ya vapors.
If thats a genuine aussie accent then ima canadian/kiwi knob gobbling boat hiring dickhead as well.
More like some canadian watched that kiwi fuckwit...
God you fuckers are boring.:lol:
Lets all watch justice be metted out to the owner of 7/11 who shot that kid 67 times in the back when his hands...
I like my riots live thanks.
Here is some live feeds out of ferguson.
the st louis police scanner...
My dearest DaVinci,
Ever since we met at that party I have been able to think of nothing else but you. I first saw you across the room, being...
OMG thats the biggest bike rack Ive ever seen!
How can someone screw up putting on a headband so badly?
It looks like its hungry,...
Damn fucking straight!
I once knew this stripper & her name was 'Pussy'.
She was very skilled, I found her 'menu' on a telephone pole.
The big question is why does Tony Bower let people suffer while he keeps the 'secret recipe' to himself?
He claims to be about helping people but...
To my aussie bretheren,
As Im sure many of you know there was an feature story last night on channel 7 Sunday Night program about young 24yr old...
Thats the revised album title.
Originally it was 'Jesus use me like the dirty slut that I am!, and Hey, I will take all the disciples too.'...
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